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07-22-2012, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
That's the same as I said. But you twisted that into molesting.
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not really you said he touched me with his noodle appendage that meaning sexual part , or private part, Jesus touching you with his hand is not a noodle looking private part touching me so not it is not the same thing, only a moron would think it was
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07-23-2012, 12:38 AM
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#627
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by pothead
not really you said he touched me with his noodle appendage that meaning sexual part , or private part, Jesus touching you with his hand is not a noodle looking private part touching me so not it is not the same thing, only a moron would think it was
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I see you did not read my quote from the Song of Solomon. Better wear your jammies tonight!
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07-23-2012, 01:34 PM
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#628
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
not really you said he touched me with his noodle appendage that meaning sexual part , or private part, Jesus touching you with his hand is not a noodle looking private part touching me so not it is not the same thing, only a moron would think it was
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No, His noodly appendage is the closest He has to a hand, for He has no imperfect limbs!
You just have a sick and twisted mind.
While we are not on the subject, let me post this:
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07-23-2012, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Hey.. I'm an atheist, and I do good things.. but that does not mean that I'm nice.
Take that back. :|
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07-23-2012, 07:06 PM
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#630
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Miss Absynthe: You are secretly nice and you know it!
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07-23-2012, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Godsdamnit!
I will sue.
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07-23-2012, 09:38 PM
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#632
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Miss Abs: You will do no such thing, you are too nice!
Unrelated: It seems Pothead has been googling stuff again:
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07-24-2012, 06:51 PM
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#633
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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You owe me a new laptop, TR... I just spit out some of my root beer!
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07-24-2012, 08:02 PM
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#634
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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That should wash those keys right up... Glad I could help
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07-25-2012, 12:16 AM
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#635
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Thanks! Let me find that little bible for another pearl of wisdom... or something.
"On that day the lord will shave with a razor hired beyond the River-with the king of Assyria-the head and the hair of the feet, and it will take off the beard as well."
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07-25-2012, 06:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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... xD ...............
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07-27-2012, 12:00 AM
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#637
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
No, His noodly appendage is the closest He has to a hand, for He has no imperfect limbs!
You just have a sick and twisted mind.
While we are not on the subject, let me post this:
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first off your picture is false christians don't do good things to get us to heaven because there is none good, we believe that we don't get to heaven based on our own works or merits, we believe that heaven is a free gift that all you have to do is accept, and we do good things because that is part of our new nature , also on the subject of fsm, he don't have any limbs because he don't exist
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07-27-2012, 10:18 AM
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So can I be a total douche bag for all of my life, and all I need to do is to just accept the gift of heaven when I am about to croak?
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
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07-27-2012, 03:14 PM
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#639
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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I went out to a local pizza parlor with a couple friends last night, and my wooden chair had "Touched by His Noodly Appendage'" and there was a painted picture of the FSM on the seat of this chair.
I was truly touched by the FSM. Picture to follow when I get the wherewithal to upload a bunch of pics from my camera.
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07-29-2012, 06:10 PM
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#640
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Originally Posted by Mir
So can I be a total douche bag for all of my life, and all I need to do is to just accept the gift of heaven when I am about to croak?
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
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you need to accept it now because there is no telling when you will die, so will you ? by saying the sinners prayer ?
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07-29-2012, 10:04 PM
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#641
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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07-31-2012, 09:03 PM
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#642
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
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whats the meaning of this ?
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08-01-2012, 12:09 AM
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#643
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Originally Posted by pothead
whats the meaning of this ?
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You mean it's NOT glaringly obvious?
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08-01-2012, 04:47 AM
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#644
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Pothead: Your god doesn't exist.
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08-01-2012, 01:11 PM
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#645
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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08-02-2012, 02:43 PM
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#646
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He is gonna misinterpret that picture because of the placement of our religion's name. I am certain of it.
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08-02-2012, 04:48 PM
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#647
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
He is gonna misinterpret that picture because of the placement of our religion's name. I am certain of it.
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Makes sense... still cool, though!
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08-03-2012, 10:37 AM
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#648
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Yeah indeed :P
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08-03-2012, 11:53 AM
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#649
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Is this a troll? lolz...
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08-03-2012, 05:11 PM
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#650
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satanicbitch: At this point, I can't actually tell if it's a troll or a really dedicated Christian fanatic... He HAS been more persistant than most trolls would.
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