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01-29-2005, 08:18 PM
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#626
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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Some of us weren't fortunate enough to have been raised in Canada (alright, I'll stop saying stuff like that now... maybe.... let's hope it doesn't have the staying power of those "your mom" insults).
If someone on deathrow escaped prison and somehow managed to make it all the way to your house, and they told you they were innocent, providing and quasi-believable story about their innocence and offered you one million dollars to help them escape to a country that didn't support the death penalty, what would you do? (They actually have, and will give, the money)
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-29-2005, 08:42 PM
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#627
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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I'd go along with him...as long as he was out of this country...then I'd call up the family of the victim that got him there and tell them only where I left him. Let them decide.
Aliens need to take me, AlKilyu, away to their planet so that it can have the coolness we enjoy here on Earth, but before they do they require that I mate with one gothic.net member to keep balance and order. Who here would you choose Al to mate with to create an offspring most like him/me?
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01-29-2005, 09:19 PM
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#628
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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Capt. Sternn....
:lol:
Will Al kill me for this?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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01-29-2005, 09:24 PM
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#629
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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probably
should apple make a printer that randomly prints out monkeys giving you the finger?
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01-29-2005, 09:26 PM
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#630
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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If they did, they'd have to market it to potheads like us.
If you had to die tonight, would you masturbate?
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01-29-2005, 09:30 PM
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#631
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Only if there weren't a consenting source of the opposite sex that I deemed attractive. I think that covered all the necessary bases...
If you were a continent, how would you feel about Asia?
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-29-2005, 09:33 PM
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#632
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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awesome!
why are bananas so yellow? or conversely, why are yellows so banana?
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01-29-2005, 09:43 PM
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#633
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
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It's a government conspiracy. You see, a long time ago, there once existed a sentient race called the "Banaroo." Upon coming to our world, they sought to make peaceful contact with the dominant life forms (ie us). A war soon came to fruition, and the purple fleshed Banaroo soon surrendered and were converted into a non-sentient form of produce called the banana. As further punishment, their skin tones were changed to yellow as it is the contrasting colour, and the colour of cowards. As for the yellows being so banana... they are poseurs.
Where did I put my wallet?
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-29-2005, 09:45 PM
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#634
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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I'd check your back pocket... that's where I always lose my wallet.
Do you like that buttered popcorn flavor of Jelly Beans? If so, wtf's wrong with you?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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01-29-2005, 09:49 PM
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#635
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Ewww! NO! They even have buttered toast... that's right fucked...
Getting sick of all my posts on this thread yet? :P
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-29-2005, 09:52 PM
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#636
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Beautiful U.S. of A.
Posts: 1,241
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Yeah. Get a life!
And BTW, Cream Soda JBs SUCK!! Butter Popcorn JBs 4 Life!
How much junk food did you eat tonight?
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01-29-2005, 09:55 PM
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#637
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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I had 5 slices of Giorgio's pizza.. some oreos.. frito lays...
...and some Cream Soda Jelly Bellies.
Would you be afraid if the Boudibot came into your neighborhood and started knocking on your door?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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01-29-2005, 09:57 PM
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#638
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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No, but I'd probly pretend I wasn't home or something. I'm positive I'd be out of hot chocolate and tea to offer it. Positive.
Who's the last person you looked at?
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01-29-2005, 10:05 PM
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#639
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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you! haha
what is your name? what is your favorite color? what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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01-29-2005, 10:26 PM
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#640
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Arthur, King of the Britons! Blue! What do you mean? African or European swallow?
If you were looking for the missing socks of the world over, where would you commence your search?
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-29-2005, 10:35 PM
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#641
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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In the crotch of ice's pants where he usually stuffs them to feign a penis. :twisted:
The world is going to end, what should the last tv show be?
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01-29-2005, 10:49 PM
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#642
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Family Guy
Why is Disfunction such a hawtie?
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01-29-2005, 10:51 PM
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#643
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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family guy!
how many pounds does that thing weigh?
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01-29-2005, 11:46 PM
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#644
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Not as many as you think.
Now answer my question, bitch!
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01-30-2005, 12:49 AM
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#645
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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The braids?
If you could get a poster of anyone on gothic on your wall to look at everyday, who'd it be?
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01-30-2005, 01:03 AM
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#646
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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pitseleh! Gotta give love to the cute liberals.
And what's your favorite gum flavor?
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01-30-2005, 01:07 AM
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#647
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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spearmint.
What is that under the blue tarp in the doorway...a man? a woman?
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01-30-2005, 01:11 AM
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#648
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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e_e- what's he doing there??????
Do you write thank you notes after your birthday? Come on, to *everyone*? Puh-lease...
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01-30-2005, 01:18 AM
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#649
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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no
who dat?
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01-30-2005, 01:37 AM
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#650
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Mmm. Yo bitch.
Isn't it a great feeling to know that you're wearing SO MUCH eyemakeup, you can rub your eye, and it will make little to no difference?
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