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03-17-2006, 01:02 PM
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#6926
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Buttery Nipples..
(Andrew is that YOU??)
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Shots.......
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03-17-2006, 01:02 PM
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#6927
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Quickies..
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03-17-2006, 01:03 PM
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#6928
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Luscious Tasting (Yep, it's me ... now buy my crummy CD's!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:03 PM
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#6929
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1000th post! I feel so accomplished!
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03-17-2006, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Geisha's Pink Parts..
(YAY!!! You both made it!!)
Uhh but wait now there is two of you..
* loads shotgun*
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03-17-2006, 01:04 PM
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#6931
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Tada ... what a revelation!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:04 PM
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#6932
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What is what everyone wants, Alex?
I'm off to work. Thanks for the help guys!
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03-17-2006, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Jeopardy (as in it's Friday, don't get yourself into it! Have a great one ... YW)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Alex Trebeck (hehe, have you seen in Family Guy when Alex Trebeck is transported back to his dimension? )
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-17-2006, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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By saying his name backwards.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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just like the corny Superman villain Mr. Mxylplyx
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:48 PM
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#6937
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Precisely
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-17-2006, 03:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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precise=acute=corny math teacher jokes involving acute angles and the phrase "oh my, what a -cute- little angle!"
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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One of my electronics professor asked the class, "resistence is what?"
Of course we thought it was electrical related.
The professor responded, "futile."
Ha!
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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assimilation
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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Not being able to read my own books because the english teacher makes us read her choices
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-17-2006, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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the reason I loathed half of my english classes in high school...thank gods at least half the books that are standard for California high school education are good stuff; I may have keeled over dead otherwise...that's also the reason I'm not persuing a career as a high school english teacher
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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Fahrenheit 451
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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03-17-2006, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Michael Moore
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 05:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Moore Ovaltine please! (my friend had a math teacher with the last name Moore, first name Carey her Freshman year...we made lots of jokes about it)
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 09:20 PM
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#6946
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
Posts: 870
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More SPAM!
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
born at nine and dead by noon.
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03-17-2006, 09:23 PM
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#6947
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Sickening Processed American Meat
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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03-17-2006, 10:34 PM
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#6948
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Mc Donald's
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-17-2006, 10:40 PM
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#6949
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Super Size, Super Size, the American way!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-18-2006, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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The average American 'size' falls about .4 inches short of European 'standards'
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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