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08-15-2012, 12:14 AM
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#676
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2
I swear I read "eating out spaghetti".
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And it was terribly disappointing.
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08-15-2012, 04:48 AM
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#677
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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I can only imagine!
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08-15-2012, 07:20 PM
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#678
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Yeah... that might be a little awkward. 
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08-17-2012, 02:12 PM
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#679
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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In the name of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I command all non-believers to repent their ways and worship Him!
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08-17-2012, 07:29 PM
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#680
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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RAmen!!!
*(Noodly Appendage blessings soon)
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08-18-2012, 11:38 AM
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#681
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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R'aaameeen...
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08-20-2012, 09:52 PM
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#682
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Aha! You ate the pasta! Now, all you need to do is accept His glory and you will be a full-fledged member!
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to bad I pooped it out by now, is it still fsm if he looks like shit ?
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08-20-2012, 11:33 PM
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#683
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Is it stil Jesus when you shit out those tiny, tasteless crackers and piss out that awful wine?
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08-21-2012, 07:18 PM
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#684
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Is it stil Jesus when you shit out those tiny, tasteless crackers and piss out that awful wine?
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to bad I don't have those functions , and even if I did no it isn't , those things are just symbolic, they don't turn into blood, and wine, they are really just the new testament that we are drinking, not the actual blood of Jesus, or flesh of Jesus that we eat, it is really just a cracker, it is symbolic, not the actual thing
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08-21-2012, 11:13 PM
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#685
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Is it stil Jesus when you shit out those tiny, tasteless crackers and piss out that awful wine?
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Touche, TR, touche.
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08-21-2012, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Kasdeja: Indeed 
Potty: So is the pasta. You argue against yourself.
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08-23-2012, 01:23 AM
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#687
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Kasdeja: Indeed
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well the pasta I ate is sewage now, so where is your God now huh?
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08-23-2012, 10:30 AM
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#688
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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The Jesus you ate and drank is sewage as well.
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08-23-2012, 11:13 PM
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#689
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
The Jesus you ate and drank is sewage as well.
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I agree with this statement. The "noodles" you ate could easily be tapeworms and STILL IN YOUR BODY.
RAmen.
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08-24-2012, 05:04 PM
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#690
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
The Jesus you ate and drank is sewage as well.
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no the Jesus I ate became my flesh, and blood too, it didn't digest
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08-24-2012, 11:39 PM
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#691
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by pothead
no the Jesus I ate became my flesh, and blood too, it didn't digest
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Ah... so now you admit you're a cannibal.
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08-25-2012, 01:52 PM
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#692
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by pothead
no the Jesus I ate became my flesh, and blood too, it didn't digest
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But the process of turning the proteins into new cells through digestion of the pasta doesn't count?
Also, the symbolism is just the same as yours.
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08-25-2012, 08:25 PM
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#693
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
But the process of turning the proteins into new cells through digestion of the pasta doesn't count?
Also, the symbolism is just the same as yours.
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no it doesn't count because pasta has too much by product
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08-25-2012, 10:37 PM
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#694
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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YOU WILL ANGER THE NOODLY ONE.
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08-26-2012, 04:22 AM
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#695
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by pothead
no it doesn't count because pasta has too much by product
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But those tiny fucking crackers and that poisonous wine is full of nutrients and no waste?
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08-26-2012, 11:35 AM
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#696
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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What do you mean by "by-product?" The Noodly One angers easily.
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08-26-2012, 02:43 PM
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#697
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
But those tiny fucking crackers and that poisonous wine is full of nutrients and no waste?
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it HAS NO WASTE TO IT
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08-26-2012, 02:57 PM
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#698
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
What do you mean by "by-product?" The Noodly One angers easily.
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fsm (may death be upon him) is nothing but by product
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08-26-2012, 11:39 PM
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#699
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by pothead
fsm (may death be upon him) is nothing but by product
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So tell us, Oh Learned One... What the Fuck is By-Product??!
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08-27-2012, 12:50 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: northeast us
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Originally Posted by pothead
it HAS NO WASTE TO IT
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How much Jesus can you drink in one night before you get a hangover the next morning?
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