the Corrupted Wishes game

[PhilSmith]

Granted. Oliver lives!

He develops a colour so unusual that a name hasn't been invented to describe it yet. Such is its beauty and vividness that the sight of the reptile's coloration means certain death. You and your boyfriend collapse of immediate heart attacks.

But you die happy, which is the important thing.

I wish my dog didn't hump my leg.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted, he goes for your arm
I wish I could have a full wardrobe of operatic and victorian clothes

[cannibalnuns]

Granted. But you feast at a chinese buffet and they love to use msg. So you die from clogged arteries. But by chance they have to chose what you wear at your burial and choose a victorian visitors dress though they have to choose. Though they decide on that one and you live on and haunt ancient opera houses in Paris that still try to put on shows with less than talented actors.

I wish I had a squirrel that was a cannibal to his own kind.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Oooohh, you didn't corrupt my wish, but made it into an awesome dream!!!
By the way, now I'll grant you wish. A squirrel cannibal becomes the terror in Central Park.
By survival necessity, the other squirrels build a militaristic society with which they killed the squirrel. The squirrel scoutsgroup take a look at just how big the world is.
In less than 8 months, the squirrels control Canada, New England, and Greenland in where they're building a navy to attack Spain and then the rest of europe.
Their goal, train humans to be their slaves
Now me again
I wish I could speak in rhyme all the time

[cannibalnuns]

Granted. You wake up with platinum teeth and many hair extensions. The scent of malt liquor is on your breath and a strange thumping noise is coming frm outside. You get up to go to the bathroom to piss but as you move to the mirror after you see that you have -poof- BECAME BLACK. You also become accustomed to standing on the street with others and learn to freestyle, to make quick come backs to "playas" and those dicks that you have to serve at Mc Donalds.

I wish I had the drugs Jillian did when she talked about the squirrels controlling Canada. hehe

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted!
Welcome to my world
As long as you don't go beyond the horizon, don't listen to Cthulhu, pay no atention to the winged eyes, don't forget to feed Czeshire, and ignore the tucans in stilts you'll be ok
I wish I was the most romantic poet in the world

[Underwater Ophelia]

You are now the most romantic poet in the world, and everyone falls in love with you. Out of jealously, you and your true love are brutally murdered.

I wish I could fly.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Aawww, that sounded like a romantic romance that will become a legend
Anyway, I'm a little sleepy, so I'll grant your with quickly
You fly and get stuck into an airplane engine

[Sanctus Dei]

Ahem?? Your wish Jillian dear?


How about I make one...
I wish viewing football at sports bars was eternally cancelled.

[cannibalnuns]

Granted. The NFL due to so many pissed off drunks seeing their team lose it is banned from the bars. You begin a petition to ban such behaviour of the neanderthal drunks. Though as a result it is replaced with workout shows featuring Jack Lalanne (with the sound).



I wish I could be James Bond for a day.

[Underwater Ophelia]

You are James Bond for a day, and many more days after that. You make several awesome movies, but sadly...a terrible, terrible TV series. It's so bad that no one will talk to you, and you end up killing yourself.

I wish that Greg Laurie's character in House was real.

[Godslayer Jillian]

That's right, I knew I forgot something last day
Ok, I'm not really created today, so let's see....
Greg Laurie's character in House becomes real, alogn with Yogi the bear, and trust me, Yogi is not as sweet in real life, so he eats Greg Laurie.
I wish I live the best romance in all history with the love of my life, and it can't end in a tragedy or lose its passion (let's see how you ruin that)

[Sanctus Dei]

Granted... your love life is amazing, so amazing that you spend every waking minute with your love you quit your job and won't leave your bedroom. Eventually due to lack of money (and your general smell as your haven't showered in months) your dragged from your room and placed in a mental institution with your love right next door... now you can only play with him at recess.

I wish I had more gummy worms.

[Liquid Dreams]

Granted, but they're all poisonous so you sit there thinking of how they may be useful.... for hours.

I wish I'd get more of what I desire and less of what gets on my nerves.

[edible_eye]

granted and while trying to prgram it, you're not paying attention... trip and drop the pone into oncoming traffic. it's crushed instantly. oh, and it just started to ring a split second before the forst tire smashed it. sucks to be you.


i wish i could remove the giant wad of snot from my nose by picking it.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Your head pain transfers to stomach pain and gets magnified tenfold.

I wish my grandma hadn't laminated my social security card.

[WolfMoon]

You go back in time and stop her, so it burns up in a fire.



I wish I had some chicken, yum.

[swt&inc angel??]

granted you now have your very own chicken coop and now not only do you have to kill it and, clean it but thats all you can eat for the rest of your life

I wish I could get free packs of cigs all the time

[WolfMoon]

*BAM* Free cigs! But you have to orally please the bum down the street for 'em.


I wish my MIL would take both the kids this weekend.

[Underwater Ophelia]

He does, and you never see them again.

I wish the giant cut on my lip would heal.

[Moonie]

it does, but before it does it scabs over and no one came near you for weeks becuase it looks like herpes.

i wish i didnt have to wear glasses.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted.
You don't have to wear glasses but you still can't see well, so you crash into a tree. Curiously you fall asleep still stamped to the tree.
Some lumberjacks cut the tree, take you to the lumber mill, and accidentally turn you into a coffee table
I wish I was the best lover in the world

[swt&inc angel??]

granted but your so ugly no one will come near you

I wish I could get laid by the best lover in the world and hed never leave me!

[cannibalnuns]

Your wish is granted. You find Ricky the suave Latino Sex Stud. He swoons you and shows you ways to use your fingers you never even knew about. He shags you rotten day and night and night and day, you get shagged until your whole cooter falls out. Now...

One night in the middle of the normal average everyday sex (though he is Ricky the suave Latino Sex Stud). He boinks you so hard and with so much primal passion, your body overheats and your body temeperature rises, cooking your brain. Leaving you a mindless vegetable, and you no longer are able to fend for yourself.

He feels pity for you and sits you in the chair of the bedroom, living off your wealth/savings(whatever it is you have at the time) and he shags his new lover each night infront of you.

But he never leaves you.



I wish I had the complete dvd (three cd series) of Black Books.

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted but everytime you watch them you lose your sight & your hearing goes funny for the whole duration of one episode.

I wish I didn't have my damn cough.