The Question Game - Page 29

DreamCase · 03-02-2005, 07:35 AM

neither, use cotton bags for your groceries, it saves the earth

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

Panther · 03-02-2005, 08:05 AM

Dead. Its shell is half its skeleton as well.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Solumina · 03-05-2005, 03:03 PM

Easy you put it inside itself

When you blow out a candle where does the light go?

Granny-like_the_apple · 03-05-2005, 03:52 PM

Out. Duh.

What's the correlation coefficient between the abortion rate in Australia and the GNP of Nigeria? Huge loser points if you actually look up either of these numbers, let alone calculate the answer. But, I will respect you more. It's a trade-off.

TeapotScar · 03-05-2005, 07:10 PM

The Pearson Correlation Coefficient is impossible to calculate with such said numbers (the abortion rate of Australia being 18/1000 and the GNP of Nigeria being 300 per capita)

How old is the oldest woman alive? (Hint: She lives in a hut in Brazil.)

ice · 03-05-2005, 07:56 PM

125 (or 135) I read it in the news yesterday I think.

Would you rather live in China or North Korea?

TeapotScar · 03-05-2005, 09:58 PM

China

Have you ever heard "Black Eyes"?

SuicideJade · 03-05-2005, 10:07 PM

no.. i've had a couple though

fries, tater tots or onion rings?

TeapotScar · 03-05-2005, 10:10 PM

Fries.

What would you do if you were in love with somebody who was planning on killing themselves, and there was nothing you could do to stop them?

SuicideJade · 03-05-2005, 10:25 PM

i'd try until the end...

what is your favourite memory ever?

ice · 03-05-2005, 10:47 PM

I've got a lot. I'll choose the one where I was running down a hill when I was 14 and I couldn't stop and I ran into this fatty tree branch, right across the chest. I woke up like a minute later and had the worst headache ever.. THEN I tripped and hit my head on a rock and rolled all the way down just about :roll:

When Teapot was talking about "Black Eyes" was she thinking of a song named "Dark Eyes" which was performed by The Red Army Choir (I dunno who made it), which is a really kickass song?

SweetDarkThea · 03-08-2005, 08:24 PM

I have no idea. I'm sorry :

If you could only wear one color for the next 10 years and it couldn't be black...what would you choose?

TeapotScar · 03-08-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice

I've got a lot. I'll choose the one where I was running down a hill when I was 14 and I couldn't stop and I ran into this fatty tree branch, right across the chest. I woke up like a minute later and had the worst headache ever.. THEN I tripped and hit my head on a rock and rolled all the way down just about :roll:

When Teapot was talking about "Black Eyes" was she thinking of a song named "Dark Eyes" which was performed by The Red Army Choir (I dunno who made it), which is a really kickass song?

Whoops- I missed this one- the answer is "No", but I know nad love that song.

To answer Thea, I'd choose white.

My question? If you had to kill a puppy or a unicorn... which?

SweetDarkThea · 03-08-2005, 08:34 PM

It depends....

Doesn't something happen if you kill a unicorn?

Binkie · 03-08-2005, 08:52 PM

It dies. I don't believe anything occurs unless you actually cut off the horn.

What is/was your goal today?

edible_eye · 03-08-2005, 08:55 PM

i had 2 -
1.) to go to the gym - failed.
2.) to get some writing done - succeeded.

if a stuffed animal crawled into bed with you while you were sleeping and patted your back at 3 am to ask for a drink of water - how would you handle it?

Granny-like_the_apple · 03-08-2005, 09:22 PM

First I'd tell it to get its own damn water. Unless it was Bear Bear or Sir Bedevere. Then I'd get him some water.

If you had to jump off of a building but could choose which part of your body you landed on, which part would you choose?

ice · 03-08-2005, 09:26 PM

Well, first off, I'd prolly turn on the radio (as is my habit when I wake up). Then I'd reach over and turn on the light (as is my habit..). Then I'd look to see who the hell woke me up. I'd decide from there. If it were oh, let's say my orangutan with a gask mask on, I'd freak the hell out. If it were Monsieur Glue (my stuffed horse) then I'd be semi-freaked out, and it were Briar Rabbit, I'd gladly get him a drink. (I have lots of stuffed animals, I dunno why).

*argh! Granny got to it before me.
To answer her question: I'd rather land in a bush, but if I had to land on a limb, I dunno. My butt? I don't like the idea of having one of my limbs shoved into my body.

What's more appealing: falling to your death from a sea-cliff into the ocean, or drowning in the local swimming pool?

edible_eye · 03-08-2005, 09:41 PM

drowning in the local swimming pool cuz i'd be able to traumatize all the neighborhood kids and i'd be remembered every time they got drunk and traveled down memory lane.

heh.

if james brown came up to you and said, "hep be dap. mem mem bin hap be dap! GIT down, huh. zapme crap. right now!" - and the tried to grope you, what would you do?

drgnlvr · 03-08-2005, 10:46 PM

Break off the hand he tried to grope me with, and beat him to death with the bloody end of it.

Which is worse? Being forced to sing on stage, in front of a packed house, and you're tone-deaf, or being forced to dance, and you have two left feet?

edible_eye · 03-09-2005, 05:06 AM

being forced to dance, cuz i'm white.

if the food supply on earth was suddenly reduced to bologna sandwiches and skittles, how much weight do you think you'd gain over the course of your life?

SuicideJade · 03-09-2005, 07:18 AM

i'd die of starvation

which is the lesser of two evils, brussels sprouts or spinach?

drgnlvr · 03-09-2005, 11:50 AM

Spinach. Preferably raw.

If you were the last woman on Earth, and the last two men were PeeWee Herman, and Michael Jackson, who would you choose?

Solumina · 03-09-2005, 03:33 PM

I think I would be having a lot of alone time

What is your favorite time of the day?

TeapotScar · 03-09-2005, 09:11 PM

I don't know why- but the time of day that immediately came to mind is the time of day that inspires the most emotion is me is that time of day when the clouds start getting brighter and I realize that me and my friends have all stayed up all night, and now our muscles are slowly melting off of our bones. And it isn't even sunny out, it's just getting brighter and time is passing.

Do you enjoy watching ballet? ...Seriously. :twisted: