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06-12-2008, 03:07 PM
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You have smashed all mine  .
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06-12-2008, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I'm sorry.
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06-12-2008, 03:18 PM
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#53
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That is OK. I am funny looking.
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06-12-2008, 03:27 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Oh join the club!
I must sleep now.
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06-12-2008, 03:35 PM
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#55
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Can I come?
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06-12-2008, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: nj
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nah Underwater Ophelia it does matter if she is because the sound of a girl screaming because of a gaint fake **** going in her is so great
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06-12-2008, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by missfreakychick
nah Underwater Ophelia it does matter if she is because the sound of a girl screaming because of a gaint fake **** going in her is so great
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If you like that, why not just **** a child? I mean, same idea.
PS--no one is going to have sex with you, male or female.
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06-12-2008, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: nj
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honeythorn dont you agree with me
Underwater Ophelia i well get a gf dont worry cuz u wont get its ok
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06-12-2008, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: nj
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aww yet its ok
honeythorn is 25 and mature i dont get why she doesnt have any one also YAY! i take a likeing to honeythorn as a friend seems nice now i dont know why just reminds some one who was in my past
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06-12-2008, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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no, you will get a ziplock bag and a squeaky toy.
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06-12-2008, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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No I don't agree with you I'm afraid.
And for reasons as to why I do not have anyone, Look left. I am also frigid and overweight ( which is why I am frigid, it's like the surface of Pluto in my pants once you've beaten back the fat ), These are not relationship magnets. Ergo Honeythorn is a celibate thing who lurks about.
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06-12-2008, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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You have some extra meat on your bones, but damn, Honeythorn... that's hardly a pejorative. Your proportion and shape work. Total va-va-va vixen.
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06-12-2008, 04:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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You ain't seen me unclothed! Noooooooooooooo. Rolls on the back, rolls on the front, rolls on the sides. I look like a melting wedding cake. I must begin jogging. I hate sports clothing but by the gods I can't be doing with this . Aquafit is not working.
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06-12-2008, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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OK, ya got me there. Ten bucks says that it's nowhere near what you say it is- but whatever it takes for you get feel better about being in your skin, ya know? I still say - beautiful!!
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06-12-2008, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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You shall lose that ten bucks. No joke. Melting wedding cake extraordinaire is WOT I AM INNIT. I should put a couple of little plastic people in my hair for extra effect.
There was a painting sold recently of a big fat woman ( some factory worker or something ) asleep naked on a chaise-lounge(sp?) . I can't recall the title of it. But anyway, should you happen to see it, I look not too dissimilar to that. But with much better hair.
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06-12-2008, 04:12 PM
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#66
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
You ain't seen me unclothed!
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06-12-2008, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I am going now.
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06-12-2008, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Duck, you've seen honey's goods?!!?
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06-12-2008, 04:32 PM
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What makes you think that?
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06-12-2008, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Honey's cakes as it were. Adore her madly, but I think she needs to see herself with different eyes.
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06-12-2008, 04:34 PM
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I'd give her mine.
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06-13-2008, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
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This thread is freakin' hilarious. I love you guys. Oh, and, Honeythorn, I know this ain't going to make a difference, but I think you look really cute, so stop knocking yourself down. By the way, let me give you a tip - jogging and other boring and painful activities can easily and effectively be replaced by more fun ones like dancing vigorously in your living room or doing yoga/ tai chi. It's going to be better for your body too, in the long run. Most Western sports are not very nice to your joints.
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However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
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06-13-2008, 08:55 AM
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#74
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Sex is also great exercise!
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06-13-2008, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Only if you really go at it. Lying back and thinking of England wouldn't get you far.
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