100 Ways to get kiced out of Home Depot

[voodoowitchdr]

Originally Posted by voodoowitchdr

I have back in black, an about 50%+ of AC/DC songs are hits.

I'm not sure about boston, but they are a hit power wagon.

Excuse me, were

[Lady_Alyce]

50.) Have one person be Paris, one person be Hector, one be Menalaus, one be Achilles, a group of people be Greeks, another group Trojans, etc. Reinact the entire Trojan War, complete with a wooden horse and the stealing of a cashier named (or nicknamed) Helen.

[Duane]

51. Me having a concert playing a mini rock opera "Trojan War", during the reenactment of the Trojan War.

[Jack again]

52. Go up to a clerk and say :"HOW MUCH FOORR ZEEEE WOOOMMEEEEENNN, HOW MUCH FOR ZEEEE CHILDRENNN??!!!!"

[voodoowitchdr]

Originally Posted by Duane

51. Me having a concert playing a mini rock opera "Trojan War", during the reenactment of the Trojan War.

Includind Led Zepp's "Achilles Last Stand"

53. Rock opera of Icarus including Iron Maiden's "Flight of Icarus."

(I just happened to be listening to IM when I posted this)

[voodoowitchdr]

May as well add this while I'm at it.

54. Life sized game of risk in the store (including real horses) and everyone charges at each other while the Duane plays "The Trooper."

[voodoowitchdr]

I don't want these 100 ways threads to get annoying, but I do enjoy this game, and most other users seem to. If you have any ideas for good places to get kicked out of you should post them in this thread. The next one I've been thinking about is church. Though you may be tempted to give some ways to get kicked out of the lord's house, save them for later. Wait even better, ways to get kicked out of the Holy City, hello pope, here we come.

[itwasntme]

55. ask random employees where they keep the cheese and when they say they do not carry any start a riot in the store demanding said cheese

[the-nihilist]

56. Bring a pellet gun and start shooting the lights out.

57. Pull the fire alarm.

[Duane]

58. Make nihilist bash his knee in the the store.

59. Throw Nihilist into a wall at the store, then bash him to death.

[the-nihilist]

Originally Posted by Duane

58. Make nihilist bash his knee in the the store.

59. Throw Nihilist into a wall at the store, then bash him to death.

60. Chop off Duane's legs and force feed them to him and put on scales to see if he weighs the same.

61. Steal Duane's catalytic converter (assuming he has a car)

[voodoowitchdr]

62. Have a bad acid trip inside the store.

63. Try to eat a 2x4

64. Dress in a WWI military uniform and pretend to have a trench war.

65. Get a hornet's nest (the things that are like grenades but explode into rubber coated balls used to tame inmates), get creative.

[honeythorn]

Originally Posted by voodoowitchdr

May as well add this while I'm at it.

54. Life sized game of risk in the store (including real horses) and everyone charges at each other while the Duane plays "The Trooper."

Along the same lines as this, construct an arena from all available wood, empty out any and all bags of playpit sand . Smooth and rake it, then re-construct the chariot battle from Gladiator whilst playing some Lisa Gerrad when anyone dies.

[voodoowitchdr]

66. Dig a deep pit in the dirt next to the parking lot. Kick nearby shopping carts and and small children into while screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"

67. When asked, deny the existence of the pit.

[voodoowitchdr]

That's it! 100 must be reached soon! I'm sick of Home Depot! By the way, my local Home Depot was flooded with water when a worker driving a forklift ruptured a pipe going to the sprinkler system. I'm still having trouble understanding how some one could be that stupid.

[itwasntme]

68. Walk around the store and point out random objects example: a 2x4, and say (in the 'this is spartaaaaa' voice) THIS IS... A 2X4!!!, THIS IS... AN EMPLOYEE!!!, THIS IS... AN ANGRY PEDESTRIAN RUNNING AFTER ME THREATENING TO BEAT MY LEFT TESTICLE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!, etc.

69. Run around the store throwing live chickens at various people, while doing this try to knock over as many objects as possible.

70. Find the nearest abandoned service desk, check for extra home depot apron and pretend to work there; when asked for help just stare at the customer and headbutt them in the face.

71. Start a Richard Simons work-out session anywhere in the store. (NOTE: Be sure to have a Richard Simons video tape with you and play it in a portable tv preferably with a decent volume to it.)

Come on! We need to finish this list! And as for you, voodoo; start another after this is done!

[Lord Whiskerton]

72. Demand that they start serving Fried Chicken Gizzards, and if they refuse to heed your command, complain to their manager on the account of sexual harassment.

[vindicatedxjin]

72. Open up as many paint cans as possible and splatter them all over everything.

73. Follow one of the employees for as long as you can, not saying anything...just quietly lurking around them....JUST to make them uncomfortable.

74. Bring some meat...and start BBQing right there on one of the grills.

75. Start building something out of the wood.

76. You and your friends wear roller skates and have a race around the whole store.

77. Take a shit in one of the for sale toilets.

78. Use the big carts and block off as many aisles as possible.

79. Run through the aisles naked yelling...****

80. Actually **** someone there.

[itwasntme]

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

72. Open up as many paint cans as possible and splatter them all over everything.

73. Follow one of the employees for as long as you can, not saying anything...just quietly lurking around them....JUST to make them uncomfortable.

74. Bring some meat...and start BBQing right there on one of the grills.

75. Start building something out of the wood.

76. You and your friends wear roller skates and have a race around the whole store.

77. Take a shit in one of the for sale toilets.

78. Use the big carts and block off as many aisles as possible.

79. Run through the aisles naked yelling...****

80. Actually **** someone there.

I'm going to assume those edited out words are suppost to be "************"

[itwasntme]

81. Start a scene in the store and demand to see the manager, When he/she comes out to see you ask him what the difference is between if you were to buy one and get one free or to buy 2 at half price.

[the-nihilist]

82. Walk into the store wearing a hard hat and an orange vest and start jack hammering in the middle of the floor.

83. Beg the other customers for money

84. Bring a pellet gun and start shooting out all the lights

[itwasntme]

85. Get someone to go build a podeum in the middle of the store go to electronics get a speaker system hooked up to a mic. and from there use your imagination as to what to do.

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by itwasntme

I'm going to assume those edited out words are suppost to be "************"

Why yess ^_^

[vindicatedxjin]

86. Bring a bunch of turtles and put them in a cart then throw them at the people coming in through the doors while yelling "I shall release the turtles"!

87. Post signs everywhere saying... that everything is 80% off.

88. Post signs everywhere of naked women.

89. Post signs everywhere with " release the turtles"

[the-nihilist]

90. Put a big "CLOSED" sign on the front door. Get a chain and heavy pad lock and lock the doors.

91. Put bags of rotting shrimp behind the merchandise on the shelves.

92. Bring a bag of termites to let loose on the lumber section.

93. Get a crate full of rats and cockroaches and let them loose in the store.