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04-27-2007, 06:14 PM
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#51
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Only the cock is the one that comes.
Why not?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-27-2007, 06:22 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: OAKTOWN, CA
Posts: 60
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I think you will because you are not goth enough.
Why am I the cuttest girl on the planet?
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04-27-2007, 06:26 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Because you spread your legs for any man that comes whistling by  .
What happens when times stops?
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04-27-2007, 06:36 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Time stands still !!!.
Where do all the missing socks go ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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04-27-2007, 08:32 PM
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#55
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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They don't, you just keep counting wrong.
How many shoes?
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No.
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04-27-2007, 08:48 PM
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#56
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Let me count here 1,2,3,4,5….looks like I’ll be counting for a while.
Speaking of counting……
What’s 1 + 1?
(Just for fun I’m going to say what I would have said.
Juan + Juan = Two Juans and you know what they say about two Juans. They don’t make a Juite. Thank you I’ll be here all night be sure to tip your maker as you leave.<Rimshot followed by a big black cane that drags eternalcrimson off the stage.)
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04-28-2007, 09:09 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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436!
How did I come up with that number?
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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04-28-2007, 09:15 AM
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#58
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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You, like, typed it in?
Why do my left hand hurt like fuck?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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04-28-2007, 09:22 AM
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#59
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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Because someone was stupid to set you up like that.
How come Haunted House is so fucking hot?
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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04-28-2007, 09:27 AM
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#60
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Because he's kissed not only Badteccy, but ME. Rubs off on ya.
How come I hate pants?
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04-28-2007, 09:35 AM
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#61
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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You are allergic to them.
Why is water blue?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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04-28-2007, 09:37 AM
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#62
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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Because if it was yellow then you wouldn't drink it.
How come energy drinks taste like slurpies?
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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04-28-2007, 06:40 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Because they're both made out of fairies.
Why does my ankle hurt?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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04-28-2007, 10:04 PM
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#64
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: OAKTOWN, CA
Posts: 60
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Because you fell, but I kissed it and it got better.
Do you like hot days?
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04-29-2007, 05:27 AM
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#65
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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I would rather have cold nights.
Where is that weird odor coming from?
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04-29-2007, 05:54 AM
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#66
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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It's just Gnet. Oh, and we prefer "aura."
Why can't we send PMs? 
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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04-29-2007, 06:19 AM
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#67
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 1,830
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"If I told you, I'd have to kill you." [/end quote] (mwahahahahah!)
How do you know when you've seen too many bad movies?
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However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
- The Cure, "Love Song"
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04-29-2007, 10:45 AM
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#68
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Austin, Tx
Posts: 68
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When my desire to see any film, whether its at home or in the theatre, has disappeared. Oh, and I cringe at the thought of wasting two more hours of my free time.
How do you tell if it's your problem or their problem?
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04-30-2007, 07:22 AM
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#69
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Wagon-hut, Oklahoma
Posts: 84
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You dont. The problem is irrelevant. Eat toast.
Where do socks go when lost in the dryeR?
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04-30-2007, 07:38 AM
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#70
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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In the dryeR.
o.O?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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04-30-2007, 08:02 AM
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#71
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Austin, Tx
Posts: 68
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It's beyond me, but maybe you should speak to an oracle.
how did you sleep last night?
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05-01-2007, 02:07 AM
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#72
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Really well AND I actually woke up on time. ^_^
Would you like some cookies?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-01-2007, 03:48 AM
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#73
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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'Course!
What time is it?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-01-2007, 10:16 AM
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#74
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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It’s past 1st street, take a left until you get to Washington Ave., take a right then keep going until you see the big mushroom cloud in the sky.
When am I going to get laid?
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05-01-2007, 12:37 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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As soon as your paycheck comes in.
How many roads must a man walk down?
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