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01-02-2006, 10:09 AM
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#751
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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On the same subject:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-02-2006, 10:12 AM
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#752
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: the Dark City
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those "Love Is...." cartoons reallly made me giggle.
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01-02-2006, 10:25 AM
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#753
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yep, me too. Here's another one:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-02-2006, 11:03 AM
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#754
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mary-Land USA
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I'm a she-male and I like sex with a touch of S&M,, well, a lot of touches with S&M.
I try not to let love get in the way with sex.
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01-02-2006, 11:25 AM
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#755
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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I like some sort of affection. Not like, four hour long confessions of ever-lasting love. That would push me over the edge. But in most cases, love and sex should be kept on opposite ends of the spectrum.
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01-02-2006, 11:37 AM
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#756
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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How do you suppose we go a bout doing that? I think I am just going to stay away from it. Its okay, but nothing can take the original positions spot in my heart.
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01-02-2006, 12:23 PM
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#757
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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A new MickieSoft Office Assistant:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-02-2006, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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*cracks up* thats kick ass! Pretty hilarious stuff you got there.
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01-02-2006, 08:23 PM
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#759
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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b&d all the way for me..........
with a touch of s&m for good measure.
and i agree with the prior comment that : love and sex should be kept on opposite ends of the spectrum.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-02-2006, 09:18 PM
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#760
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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if i'm not done yet - i see that as a fight.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-03-2006, 01:16 PM
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#761
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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What exactly is B&D?
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01-03-2006, 01:23 PM
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#762
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Bondage & Dominance/Domination.
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01-03-2006, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Ahhh, that makes more sense. So what deos S&M stand for?
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01-03-2006, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Sadism & Masochism.
You do know how to use a Search Engine right?
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01-03-2006, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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I do. 
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01-03-2006, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
if i'm not done yet - i see that as a fight.
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hahaha Thats an awesome cartoon.. Where do you find these things??
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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01-03-2006, 08:16 PM
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#767
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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www.wimp.com You might find some there, but i highly doubt it. It is still entertaining though. 
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01-03-2006, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Santarea
Cute 'toons.
I actually kind of like anal sex. It's a totally different (duh), very kinky sensation. Physically, it's OK, especially when my boy uses his hands to manually get me off while he fucking me. Mentally, it's soooo naughty (in my best fake british accent).
For it to work though, especially, the first few times, it's easier for the fuckee to be on top of the fucker to get used to it.
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Anal is all in the delivery and preperation time. You can't just take a girl not used to anal and poke her in the ass on the first date. Unless of course she's used to it all the time and then, my friend, you may either want to evaluate your choice in partners or simply throw the bitch another five spot for a tip.
Anyways... I've only done it with girls I've been in relationships with. All of them had either never tried it or tried it and didn't like it. Of all of them only one decided after they tried it with me that it was still not their thing. With the rest of them, not only did they find they enjoyed it immensely but found themselves craving it. Not all the time of course but you know how urges strike now and again.
So is this because I'm some kind of demigod of anal sex? Depends on who you ask I suppose but really it's because I took the time to make sure she was, in every case, one hundred and ten percent relaxed, ready and wanting it. How to accomplish this is different for each woman but to get her to that point you have to know your woman's body better than she knows it herself.
There is some good advice out there on how to "get ready" for anal. Some of it works and some of it doesn't. I do know that a lot more women would like it than not like it if they were simply given the proper attention to prepare them for the act. Because honestly - and this is a horn dog man talking - anal sex is actually more for the woman than for the man. I know that sounds backwards but it's true. In order to make it the most pleasurable for her you have to be very careful of what you're doing. You can't just tear it up and expect her to beg for more like her... other places. This carefulness is distracting from your own ecstasy as a man but watching her go crazy like no porn star can fake is worth every second of it.
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01-04-2006, 03:29 AM
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#769
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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manimal.......take me now.......
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01-04-2006, 05:57 AM
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#770
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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yeah. take her now and let me watch.
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01-04-2006, 09:21 AM
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#771
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
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I'll bring lotion! Because that's one show I don't wanna miss. Manimal and E_E naked in the same room? Sets my sex-o-meter a-buzz. And if you're icon's a pic of you, Mortalis, my sex-o-meter just broke.
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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01-04-2006, 10:26 AM
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#772
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
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wow. now heres a thread to get statred on for the day . . . i like it.
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01-04-2006, 06:52 PM
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#773
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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mmmmm....all the g.net hotties and studs with lotion.........
how can you go wrong???
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-04-2006, 08:03 PM
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#774
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 17
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I'm straight, but I'm also an ally of the GLBT community at my college.
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01-04-2006, 09:50 PM
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#775
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Why hello there mayhem. YOu bring the lotion, and I will bring the sex toys.
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