what did you do today? - Page 32

Disfunction · 09-09-2005, 07:35 AM

I'm not sure where he's from, but he certainly has a heavy enough accent that I end up being transported away from a state of awareness, and into a world of little elves!

Solumina · 09-09-2005, 08:40 AM

I wish I could go to a world of little elves instead of intro to social work...I hate that class so fucking much and it's only because of the teacher, I love the material that we could be covering but no we have to learn all about how the social work system came to be even though no one cares except the ones that already know...I haven't learned anything at all it's just going over the crap I learned in history/government. I would drop the damn class except that I'm a social work major so the class is required...maybe I should just forget about practicality, do what I really wanted, and become a philosophy major.

Sorry that was a bit of a rant but it's only because I was just doing my homework for that class and Dis mentioned little elves

MrMaelstrom · 09-09-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Solumina

Sorry that was a bit of a rant but it's only because I was just doing my homework for that class and Dis mentioned little elves

Oh, that's ok then.
NOW it all makes sense.... NOT!!!!
So, what colour pills are you taking these days?

Solumina · 09-11-2005, 11:07 PM

well there are the yellow ones, the clear yellow ones, the off white ones, the white ones, the blue ones, the light blue ones, and the green ones...but half of them are herbal thingys so they don't really do much

Solumina · 09-11-2005, 11:18 PM

so um yeah...quick question...do you know any way to make a hicky go away faster? I kind of ended up with two fairly big ones...one on each side of my neck...at least I have long hair so they're not too hard to cover but I'd like to be able to wear my hair up

1TOOMANY · 09-12-2005, 01:30 PM

Went to the doctors and got my MRI results, Arthoscopic surgery on my knee and a steroid shot in the shoulder. I hate when that happens. Those steroid shots hurt like a mofo, long ass needles, damn I hate needles!

1TOOMANY · 09-12-2005, 01:31 PM

Oh and about ^'s hickey ice helps a bit but not much but time ultimately will help.

edible_eye · 09-12-2005, 02:09 PM

1toomany's right. nothing but time, darlin'. wear your hickeys proudly and just be happy they're not as bad as the ones in 1toomany's avatar.

Solumina · 09-12-2005, 02:44 PM

great...and I take forever to heal too...oh well

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-12-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Solumina

great...and I take forever to heal too...oh well

Actually there is a way..

It takes for friggin ever, but it does work..

Place your 1st and your 2nd finger together, and with the tips of those two fingers, rub in a circular motion, the middle of and all around the " hickey. "

You can rub in a clockwise or counter clockwise motion...

The idea, is that you are basically breaking up the clot with your fingertips..

It does take awhile, ( not days or anything ) but you can see your progress as you are rubbing away..

The harder/deeper you rub, the faster you will accomplish your goal..

Now let the double entendre's and innuendo's commence!!

Ha!!

Happy Rubbing...

edible_eye · 09-12-2005, 06:26 PM

oh yeah - i forgot about that.

the point eps forgot to mention is that you have to rub the opposite end of your body, right between that supple crease of flesh between your legs. and it's a perspective thing - the harder and deeper you rub, the better you'll feel and soon, you won't much care about the hickies one way or the next - that's the perspective. they lose importance to that all-powerful O. oh, and yes - it will take a while but stay the course... it's worth it.

take pictures.

Granny-like_the_apple · 09-12-2005, 10:43 PM

A year ago, the news that I had calc class and a chem lab would not be said in my happy voice. But fuck my ass, all those people telling me that freshman year is hardest were right, so far. I heart college. I figured out what I'm interested in, so even tedious classes aren't bad, knowing that they'll help me with bio. My schedule gives me 5 nights of weekend-ness, there have already been a few real parties on campus, I'm making friends with my dealer and the liquor store guy, I'm meeting people like whoa, and I found out that I got A's in 3 of my classes last year. Freaking A's! I rule!

I'm also in an awesome mood right now because I finally took a break from my 3-week drinking and smoking binge to work out, and I enjoyed running for the first time in ever. Plus, I have evolutionary biology tomorrow, and I have a huge crush on the teacher. What a silver-haired cutie.

edible_eye · 09-12-2005, 10:52 PM

yay! granny's happy!

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple

But fuck my ass...

Er....Ok then...just drop your linen...I'll get the KentuckY jelly

Soul_Immortal · 09-13-2005, 08:40 AM

I watched my 3 year-old dance to some MtV.

O.O

THAT was hilarious.

Soul_Immortal · 09-13-2005, 08:41 AM

Oh yeah, so I got up and danced with her=)

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Immortal

my 3 year-old...

You're a mommy?

Recalibrates MILF-radar (what the fuck's wrong with this thing?)

Soul_Immortal · 09-13-2005, 08:47 AM

Lol, yes Mael, mother of two. Two girls. One is 3 years old, the other is 6 months old.

Hey, I have a plutonium battery pack for that radar if you want it. But first, you need to ship me over a chocolate gelatto. -_- Thank you, haha.

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 08:53 AM

Damn these gadjets made in Taiwan...

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-13-2005, 08:57 AM

Check your hotmail you Pevert..

And don't blame it on the Taiwanese MILF radar, you smoked the batteries long, LONG, ago..

Ha..

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 09:08 AM

just did, and I just replied.

Damn it EPS, I wanted to have sex with Soul, Agwani, EyesofaTragedy and Xnguela if I ever undertook a US tour. But then again, I always wanted to go to N.Orleans, S.Francisco and Arizona, and I'll be scratching one out of the list as well....

So...who can I screw if I go over there?

I hope Psyche doesn't reply....

09-13-2005, 09:15 AM

Mael: can't blame you. It's not like San Antonio, TX is a hotspot for tours. Unless you just want to get drunk on the Riverwalk. But should you ever decide to tour my home state.......I'll be waiting with that bottle of red wine.

lol

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 09:46 AM

It might sound anti-american, but we've been making wine for about 2000 years now, so why would I want your Napa Valley California wine? Don't you worry, sunshine, I'll bring the wine, you just keep your man at bay....

What? I ain't jealous...

er...yes, I am...

09-13-2005, 09:58 AM

All right then YOU bring the wine. I'll make sure to bring the DO NOT DISTURB sign. rawr.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-13-2005, 10:10 AM

Hey, umm you better not go to San Antonio WITHOUT me you fucker, Eyes AND Wolfie, BOTH grace that shithole of a city with their heart stopping beauty..

Mmmm DAMN!!

And I dont know which of their intensely beautiful pairs of uhh eyes, make me tingle more..

Sigh..

Beautiful, just beautiful..

Oh and Mael, I finally replied..

lol..

What? I feel like 10 day old ass, leave me alone..