what did you do today? - Page 33

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

I feel like 10 day old ass, leave me alone..

You mean soft, smooth, pink and smelling of talcum powder?

You might call it baby powder, but I found out it wasn't made with babies....damn that false advertising...

p.s. I'm answering your e-mail now, EPS

09-13-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Hey, umm you better not go to San Antonio WITHOUT me you fucker, Eyes AND Wolfie, BOTH grace that shithole of a city with their heart stopping beauty..

Wait a minute. Ok this is due to having the attention span of 3 year (that and having not been on here for a while) but Wolfmoon lives in San Antonio?? Hm........

::stalks Wolfmoon:: ;P

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 10:36 AM

Yeah, I think she's in your neighbourhood somewhere. Just look for the closest Baptist church performing an exorcism somewhere and you'll probably find out they're doing it to her.

And where the hell is she, btw?

Star of Blight · 09-13-2005, 11:15 AM

The day just started, and already I feel like crap.

I hate work, is there anyway I can become a professional bum and still get a decent paycheck?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-13-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Star of Blight

The day just started, and already I feel like crap.

I hate work, is there anyway I can become a professional bum and still get a decent paycheck?

It's still early, plenty of time for the chainsaw..

I'll bring the blow torch and the pliers..

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 11:33 AM

There there, SOB, don't you just feel better now?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-13-2005, 11:38 AM

It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it Mael?

S.O.B....

Hey S.O.B!!

You There, S.O.B!!

My dad used to call me Gawdamnit, or was it Jesus Christ?

But either way, thats almost the same thing..

Right? Right?

>..<

Rolls right off of the tongue like that Black Cat Butt that Pitseleh was talking about in the music thread..

09-13-2005, 11:52 AM

Star of Blight: that cartoon rawks! I feel like that everyday at my work. I wish i could get paid to do nothing as well.......... meh.

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

My dad used to call me Gawdamnit, or was it Jesus Christ?

Best line I read all day.

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Rolls right off of the tongue like that Black Cat Butt that Pitseleh was talking about in the music thread..

Yeah, like licking a black cat's butt, it rolls right off the tongue, but I bet it leaves a different taste behind.... I guess.....'cause you can't be sure 'till you try, right?...

Wrong, actually. that's why I have never tried heroin or taking it up the arse.

I might like it...
If it comes to that, I'll take the heroin first, thank you.

Disfunction · 09-13-2005, 02:38 PM

I went to a lecture, then a discussion session, then another lecture... I ended up drawing pictures on myself and my notes. iDangerously similar to high school behaviours. Oh well.

Then I talked to a bunch of people and came back to my room even though I need to buy some books still.

thejugglingtroll · 09-13-2005, 03:38 PM

Went to work, played checkers with a schizophrenic, came home, had a nap and now I'm trolling the net.

pitseleh · 09-13-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Disfunction

I went to a lecture, then a discussion session, then another lecture... I ended up drawing pictures on myself and my notes. Dangerously similar to high school behaviours.

Gotta be careful with that drawing business, Dis. When I was at uni, that was basically what I did during lectures, and it soon began to snowball...

Before I knew it, I sat there with a bunch of drawings of chicks with guns, fairies and psychedelic forest landscapes, and no term papers.

Solumina · 09-13-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

So...who can I screw if I go over there?

hun I may have a boyfriend but I'm always free for you

1TOOMANY · 09-14-2005, 06:03 AM

I skated these really cool embankments in the industrial park where I work while drinking redbull/vodka til 3am. I love fresh concrete and booze.

tiffany_the_writer · 09-14-2005, 02:02 PM

I found somebody today.

Granny-like_the_apple · 09-14-2005, 10:24 PM

Man. I met a guy a few days ago, and he was really cute. We got along swimmingly, and another guy we hung out with later said that he thought he liked me. Awesome, I finally have a mini-crush on a guy who isn't married and he might like me. Skip to tonight-my friend and I get high with a few guys. At some point, my friend starts teasing me for liking him, and one of the guys starts cracking up.

What, gay, girlfriend?

Yeah, no. He's a fucking girl. Jesus.

Granny-like_the_apple · 09-14-2005, 11:26 PM

Um, why can't I delete my post? Or edit it?

edible_eye · 09-15-2005, 04:30 AM

cuz quasi-lesbian stories NEED to stay up, especially if they're written by you, granny.

that's hot.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 08:38 AM

Email or msg me Gra_Knee if you want me to remove it ok?

Slurps..

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 08:41 AM

Er....eheheh....I kinda like it there

Should we change her name to Granny-likes-the-Peach?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 08:43 AM

I thought it was:

Gra-Knee-LICKS-the-Peach..

Could just be me.. It is still early here..

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 08:47 AM

Sorry Granny, but I think it's too late: the damage has been done already

Granny-like_the_apple · 09-15-2005, 09:48 AM

Thanks EPS, but I think Mael's right. She's totally a guy, though. Dammit, she's a really cute guy.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple

Thanks EPS, but I think Mael's right. She's totally a guy, though. Dammit, she's a really cute guy.

We totally believe you man..

Really..

I am actually a really cute guy as well..

*Blink Blink*

Uh-Huh.. Thats right..

I'm not married either..

C'mon it'll be FUN!!!

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 10:10 AM

So Granny, if you bring along a dildo, she can still be a guy (and you get to chose size. Not many girls get to chose the cock size of their dates).