Rant Thread II - Page 340

Fruitbat · 11-01-2013, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ape descendant

BB, I like the way you think.

Running away with BB to the mountains is making me jealous.... I'd love to be a hermit in the mountains.

I'm really over this. 12 weeks with no income. Job market has dried up. Bloody rotten govt talking about no more jobs.

Going to remain positive though, because being negative isn't an option - only hurts me and those around me. So I shall be moving onwards and upwards, and biting my tongue when I want to tell people to get the fuck out of my face about my new business ventures.

BourbonBoy · 11-01-2013, 01:00 AM

Fruity and Ape, I'm sooo not the guy you ladies envision. I'm an olive skined, angry, half Hispanic angry FTW kinda guy. If anything, judging from my local lady friends, I'm the kind of guy your sweet mums warned you about

Jackson Cutler · 11-01-2013, 04:04 AM

While at work last night I was told by a white woman in a mexican day of the dead costume that I am culturally ignorant for not dressing up on halloween.

BourbonBoy · 11-01-2013, 11:51 AM

Should have told her she was a couple days ahead wearing that costume.

ape descendant · 11-01-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BourbonBoy

Fruity and Ape, I'm sooo not the guy you ladies envision. I'm an olive skined, angry, half Hispanic angry FTW kinda guy. If anything, judging from my local lady friends, I'm the kind of guy your sweet mums warned you about

Go oooon... *wicked grin*

I'm not a soft spoken, delicate, willowy lady in a corset. I'm a pasty, temperamental harpy with a mohawk, horrible fashion sense and a terrible potty-mouth who wrangles cats. You will need someone to chase off the bears.

I take after my "sweet mum", she wrangles humans (she is one of the few people I'm truly terrified of).

I got a thing for dark and handsome (well any tone and handsome, or not so handsome, hell, as long as we get along who gives a shit?).

Knowing what you know, you still ok with flirting and planning our imaginary futures together?

BourbonBoy · 11-01-2013, 02:16 PM

Oh yes indeedy

And the mohawk with the horrible fashion sense just adds to it

ape descendant · 11-01-2013, 03:23 PM

Good, let our torrid love affair continue.

Fruitbat · 11-04-2013, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BourbonBoy

Fruity and Ape, I'm sooo not the guy you ladies envision. I'm an olive skined, angry, half Hispanic angry FTW kinda guy. If anything, judging from my local lady friends, I'm the kind of guy your sweet mums warned you about

BB - so you too have a pair of cranky pants that you put on each and every day?

I'll let you and Ape have the flirtation. I'll just come over to sit on the porch and have a cup of tea, and discuss my chickens.

then once I've consumed all your tea, I'll have to find new friends.. (such a fickle friend I am)

Jackson Cutler · 11-04-2013, 02:38 AM

Woodland hermit themed porn-thread anyone?

ape descendant · 11-06-2013, 05:33 AM

Muscly people run in my family, we're not all muscly or big boned (actually big boned) but a few of us are. One of the kids is on his way to an eating disorder because the dick-bags he goes to school with find it necessary to comment on his appearance. A poor little 10 year old kid thinks he needs to be on a fucking diet, when in about 8 years the same little douche-bags are going to be wishing they had his build.

I am so fucking tired of this sort of thing. I know they're just little monster children, but monstrous children learn their ways from monstrous parents. It's like this giant, horrible circle of bullies.

Ah well, I just hope he'll be ok, he's got a really cool sister looking out for him.

Acharis · 11-06-2013, 10:03 PM

Little bastards. Seems you cop it whether you're big or small. Is it awful to hope he'll stop internalising it and drop them on their heads?

ape descendant · 11-07-2013, 06:26 AM

I hope so. This kind of crap just breaks my heart.

Acharis · 11-07-2013, 07:25 AM

I'd post the link to the Casey boy who snapped and performed a piledriver on his bully, but that would look like I was endorsing real world violence. Have a cathartic video of Joffrey being slapped instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNeT2nzEgA

(Sorry. Bullies make my blood pressure climb.)

BourbonBoy · 11-07-2013, 08:06 PM

Can his parents afford to put him in a martial arts class or a team sport? That happened to a friend of mine and his confidence was improved despite his weight.

Solumina · 11-08-2013, 04:14 PM

I am really happy that Jake's mom came for his graduation, I love having her visit, and I appreciate her helping with the move but neither she nor Jake seem to understand that I am an introvert and need time where I can hear myself thinking so I'm really stressed the hell out.

ape descendant · 11-08-2013, 04:39 PM

I don't know, they've got a lot of kids.

TheLonelyGhost · 11-11-2013, 10:18 AM

I know I'll come across as a drama queen bu oh well, half my life I've been ridiculed so I'm pretty much used to people treating me like I'm nothing. Right now I'm sick and tired of people looking down at me; I want to raise above this. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dang sensitive but I am, many people told me that I should change but I'm happy with the type of person that I am.

Damn "some" people annoy the hell out of me, but I keep trying to make friends and put myself out there. Sorry but I needed to get this out.

ape descendant · 11-13-2013, 05:34 AM

Come now, there will always be people who look down on you. The trick is living in a way where the right people are looking down on you.

Can't please everyone, you've got to please yourself.

BourbonBoy · 11-13-2013, 01:32 PM

While riding the bus to go shopping for some much needed winter workout gear today I saw a large pile of trash and 20 feet from that a dead dog on the side of the road. For some reason, I became nervous about them before thinking, "Dude, it's been ten years since you've pulled security on a convoy in Iraq. Chill the fuck out."

Versus · 11-13-2013, 02:26 PM

Trash piles and dead animals weren't exactly the exception, though. XD

BourbonBoy · 11-13-2013, 04:03 PM

Heh, I know. It's just weird how the most random thing will freak me out.

Versus · 11-13-2013, 05:28 PM

Nah, I get you.

Fruitbat · 11-14-2013, 02:49 PM

Flamin' heck, fell into a big pile of nerves on the weekend. Broke into tears when a friend asked how I was. seriously batty? I usually tell people not to ask that question, because 1. they seriously do not want to know, 2. I will cry, 3. I don't want to cry - it doesn't get you anywhere, 4. I sound like a drama queen when I describe my life.

Must be time for a coffee because it's too early for a drink.

ape descendant · 11-15-2013, 06:05 AM

Awe, Batty, you have a lot going on. *hugs* If your friends are asking because they truly care, let them give you hugs and let their shirts absorb your tears.

Timeless Rebellion · 11-16-2013, 05:47 AM

I need to lose some weight for surgery this febuary.

This says it all.