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05-06-2006, 06:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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page 165 - THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT - New neighbors just moved in? Invite them over for a welcome drink. Before they arrive, light hundreds of candles and draw a giant chalk pentagram on the floor. When the doorbell rings greet them in robes and hand them goblets of a suspicious red liquid. (Be wary if they don't run away immediately. They might actually be Satanists.)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Bad...
I wont be online as much for while for my computer now has a virus and is now being taken to be fixed. Right now I am in a computer room at my moms college. If I put this in the wrong board please move it.
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05-06-2006, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
"Deliberate Acts Of Needless Meanness" - page 179 - WET DREAM - Someone unfashionable enough to still have a waterbed deserves your attention. And the attention of your scissors.
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*eyes parents with a wicked grin*
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yay! I got the 10,500th reply 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-06-2006, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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TK, Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Jillian, I think TK got it one post before you. Sorry.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 12:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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well, is the perso who starts the thread numbered one or zero? that would effect it.
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 12:47 PM
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#9683
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Awww, I stole the amusement from Jillian, sorry!
I hate waiting for replies to emails. Especially emails in which you tell someone a whole lot about yourself and your past and are entirely unsure of how they are going to take it.
Ben, I'm lovin' the new avatar 
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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me 2..which reminds me. *rushes off to answer email*
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
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It's a very distracting avatar. I keep staring at it while I'm trying to read posts . . .
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-06-2006, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 24
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Today seems to be lawn mowing day around here and all I hear is the low steady growl of the motors. Oh how I long for silence.
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05-06-2006, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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It's Kira Kener, a famous Vivid pornstar. She was my second avatar here, and I recycle her from time to time because I love the way she dances. And yes, she hypnotizes me too!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Disneyland... in color.
Enjoy.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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05-06-2006, 02:32 PM
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Randomness......Sweet. Well I am starving, but I am too lazy to go and fix myself something to eat. So i'll guess I will just starve.
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05-06-2006, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
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Tenet - Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
I liked the previous b&w version, but that is just so much better!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 03:46 PM
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#9691
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
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Oh so many kinds of...well...lovable, just not in the conventional sense
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 04:06 PM
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#9692
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I now have streaming videos on my phone, and one of the catagories available is atom films. In that group I hound a little gem called "Star Wars Gangsta Rap". Let me share some lyrics from this marvel:
LUKE - "Yoda, why you being a player hater?
You know I still must confront Lord Vader"
YODA - "But Luke, not ready are you!"
LUKE - "But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew,
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now, Vader, I'm coming for you!"
OMG ... how stupid and funny at the same time!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 04:18 PM
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#9693
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I now have streaming videos on my phone, and one of the catagories available is atom films. In that group I hound a little gem called "Star Wars Gangsta Rap". Let me share some lyrics from this marvel:
LUKE - "Yoda, why you being a player hater?
You know I still must confront Lord Vader"
YODA - "But Luke, not ready are you!"
LUKE - "But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew,
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now, Vader, I'm coming for you!"
OMG ... how stupid and funny at the same time!
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I adore this silly thing so much, very giggle worthy...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Oh, this is Mexico's year, bitches! |
We'll see about that...
And Tenet, it's viva EL Mexico, seen as Mexico is a mesculine word and LA defines feminine. Class dismissed 
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Undead again...
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05-06-2006, 04:25 PM
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#9695
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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I wish I had a giant slab of good chocolate.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 04:33 PM
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#9696
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
We'll see about that...
And Tenet, it's viva EL Mexico, seen as Mexico is a mesculine word and LA defines feminine. Class dismissed |
Hey Mael, cute Spanish lesson!
Does Portugal have a good team this year?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2006, 04:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your back pocket!
Posts: 347
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Randomness: My cat just ate a piece of tin foil...
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin
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05-06-2006, 05:13 PM
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#9698
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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That's good, now you'll be able to find her with a magnet!
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05-06-2006, 05:51 PM
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#9699
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Well...if it's aluminium your conventional magnet isn't going to work..if I'm remembering correctly...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 05:55 PM
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#9700
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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Damn! You got me with physics.
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