Picture Post 2

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by needlefeet

Alright, now I'm confused as hell.

What's to be confused about? Goths are the Chosen people, and we must rise up and make the streets run red with the blood of the non-listeners.

JOIN ME BROTHER.

[Despanan]

Needle? Hello?

A guy just walked by my window wearing a trenchcoat, Heretic Boots, fishnets, and NO EYELINER.

Let's kick his ass.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Needlefeet

No thanks, smoking's bad for your health.

You're an idiot, you know?
He looks like he'd be better off performing a drive-by than posting on a goth forum looking like that.

Yeah, so do black people.
Do you hate them, too?

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Needlefeet

Alright, now I'm confused as hell.

He is saying that you're a dick for judging the guy based purely on his clothing.

[d0p3y]

Originally Posted by Needlefeet

No thanks, smoking's bad for your health.

You're an idiot, you know?
He looks like he'd be better off performing a drive-by than posting on a goth forum looking like that.

I'de do a walk by On your bitch ass foo... done mess with the brown fucking chavala.

^{Sarcasm} ^

Fun Fact: drive bys are usually done with all black clothing so the goth look and drive by look are similar in that aspect.

[gothicusmaximus]

So, Despanan can still be pretty funny sometimes. What an invigorating discovery.

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

So, Despanan can still be pretty funny sometimes. What an invigorating discovery.

thanks for the kudos, though to be fair the only difference is before I was making fun of popular people.

[Needlefeet]

Ophie, I was saying that judged on his clothes.
Are you seriously saying that all black people are like that? I mentioned not a thing about him, just the way he dressed and presented himself.
So I can be a dick sometimes? Who cares? I'm sure I'm not the first to be.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Needlefeet

Ophie, I was saying that judged on his clothes.
Are you seriously saying that all black people are like that?

Good God.
Are you seriously that fucking stupid?

[Xombie]

Originally Posted by Needlefeet

Ophie, I was saying that judged on his clothes.
Are you seriously saying that all black people are like that? I mentioned not a thing about him, just the way he dressed and presented himself.

Why should his clothing determine whether or not he belongs on the forum or if he's a goth at all? I don't see how the way he presents himself excludes him from the subculture, either. I, too, have a picture of myself throwing up devil horns, and I'll sit around and listen to Siouxsie all day long.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Despanan

the only difference is before I was making fun of popular people.

Well, that could be said, but the popular people are popular because they don't frequently say stupid shit that invites mockery, so in an endeavor to make fun of them, you're forced to invent bullshit bases for ridicule like "Hey, you're 14!" or "I decide you sound like Yoda!"
Notably, however, the Snowflame gag, which wasn't really a dig directed at anyone, represents the ultimate anti-humor, a horrible, soul-freezing, cthonic monolith of unfunny that overshadows every other time you've missed the mark.

[Needlefeet]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Good God.
Are you seriously that fucking stupid?

No, I just came back with a statement as stupid as yours saying "Yeah, so do black people. Do you hate them, too?". You're saying right there that black people look better suited doing a drive-by. Am I supposed to interpret it in another way?

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Originally Posted by d0p3y

More pictures of me yay since you guys seemed to love the first ones...




For the Haterz jajaja

More goatee, less tufty splotch of hair.

You're dressed rather opposite from how I dress, I preferring tight, constricting clothes, but you look comfortable none the less.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Needlefeet

No, I just came back with a statement as stupid as yours saying "Yeah, so do black people. Do you hate them, too?". You're saying right there that black people look better suited doing a drive-by. Am I supposed to interpret it in another way?

I was using a more dramatic stereotype to show you how ridiculous you are.
You're too stupid to see that, though.

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Well, that could be said, but the popular people are popular because they don't frequently say stupid shit that invites mockery, so in an endeavor to make fun of them, you're forced to invent bullshit bases for ridicule like "Hey, you're 14!" or "I decide you sound like Yoda!"
Notably, however, the Snowflame gag, which wasn't really a dig directed at anyone, represents the ultimate anti-humor, a horrible, soul-freezing, cthonic monolith of unfunny that overshadows every other time you've missed the mark.

Pshaa. The popular people are popular because this forum is populated by morons.

JCC is popular because he's a 15 year old who doesn't type like a total retard.

Jillian is popular because he embraces radical politics.

Underwatered Gargen is popular because she's a girl who writes poetry about how much she likes to fuck, and implies that the hordes of Gnet's greasy virgins might get a piece of her "butterfly bush".

You are popular here, ironically, not because you are from time to time, fairly funny and insightful, but because of the multiple thesaurus's you employ to artificially extend your wordpower (and thus your e-peen) beyond the reasonable limits of conversation. Well, that and the fact that you routinely take place in the circle jerk of mediocrity that is the Gnet in-crowd.

Now say what you will about me, but leave Snowflame out of it; The poor man has an addiction!

[maggot]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO ARE BEING IDIOTS.


Okay? Please?


edit: YOU FOUR

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by maggot

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO ARE BEING IDIOTS.


Okay? Please?


edit: YOU FOUR

This is the singel greatest pot I've ever seen on here.

Maggot ++

[Tismine]

I've finally figured out how to do this!!

Right, so:

That's my head. It's pink.

and


That's my leg against my boyfriend's arm. Ignore the bite mark on his arm, please.

[Malice In Wonderland]

Group drinking in graveyard.

This was a beautiful moment.

I can't remember what led up to this... But I felt like a racist velociraptor.

[Saya]

ZOMG I want Tismine's looks. The hair!

Malice, you look more like a dilophosaurus:

[Malice In Wonderland]

Originally Posted by Saya

ZOMG I want Tismine's looks. The hair!

Malice, you look more like a dilophosaurus:

Wow...
There's actually a dinosaur with my hair.
I've just been told it was raptorish.
I will learn everything I can about this dinosaur.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Despanan

The popular people are popular because this forum is populated by morons.

Desp, the world is populated by morons.

JCC is popular because he's a 15 year old who doesn't type like a total retard.

As if this whole forum is a book club of suburban housewives amused by premature precociousness-- my, my, look at the little professor!" I think you're getting gnet confused with the Oprah core demographic. He's not popular because he's a novelty, he's popular because his posts are better than most other people's, though whether you take this to indicate that JCC is cool or that other people are pathetic is up to you.

Jillian is popular because he embraces radical politics.

Surely you have to concede that his politics aren't the sole factor. Most of this forum's membership subscribes to some sort of radical political philosophy, why isn't another from that number popular instead of Jillian? Because he makes decent posts.

Underwatered Gargen is popular because she's a girl who writes poetry about how much she likes to fuck, and implies that the hordes of Gnet's greasy virgins might get a piece of her "butterfly bush".

I think this is probably the most flawed of your hypotheses, because there are chicks on this site who are good-looking and straight.
Honestly, you're complicating shit unnecessarily and, ironically, giving the gnet populace too much credit. Every popular person is so because he or she can adroitly insult people. This forum is fucking bloodsport.

You are popular here, ironically, not because you are from time to time, fairly funny and insightful, but because of the multiple thesaurus's you employ to artificially extend your wordpower (and thus your e-peen) beyond the reasonable limits of conversation.

See, this is a perfect example of your tendency to totally fabricate grounds on which to insult someone. There are so many legitimate reasons to assert that I'm a giant piece of shit, and yet rather than turn to one of those, you instead insist upon refusing to believe that I-- someone you admit to be intelligent-- might occasionally throw out an uncommon word without having to riffle through a reference book and fetch it. Thereby, you make yourself out to be an idiot. Cut this shit out, it's so lame that I'm setting myself up for an aneurysm by trying to reconcile it with your better aspects.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by Despanan

Pshaa. The popular people are popular because this forum is populated by morons.

JCC is popular because he's a 15 year old who doesn't type like a total retard.

Jillian is popular because he embraces radical politics.

Underwatered Gargen is popular because she's a girl who writes poetry about how much she likes to fuck, and implies that the hordes of Gnet's greasy virgins might get a piece of her "butterfly bush".

You are popular here, ironically, not because you are from time to time, fairly funny and insightful, but because of the multiple thesaurus's you employ to artificially extend your wordpower (and thus your e-peen) beyond the reasonable limits of conversation. Well, that and the fact that you routinely take place in the circle jerk of mediocrity that is the Gnet in-crowd.

Now say what you will about me, but leave Snowflame out of it; The poor man has an addiction!

Way to misinterpret my poem, dumbass.

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Every popular person is so because he or she can adroitly insult people. This forum is fucking bloodsport.

El Oh el.

Originally Posted by Gothicus

See, this is a perfect example of your tendency to totally fabricate grounds on which to insult someone. There are so many legitimate reasons to assert that I'm a giant piece of shit, and yet rather than turn to one of those, you instead insist upon refusing to believe that I-- someone you admit to be intelligent-- might occasionally throw out an uncommon word without having to riffle through a reference book and fetch it. Thereby, you make yourself out to be an idiot. Cut this shit out, it's so lame that I'm setting myself up for an aneurysm by trying to reconcile it with your better aspects.

And that's an example of you totally missing the point. I never meant that you literally used a thesaurus, I was merely pointing out your tendency to unnaturally elevate your language. I'm not saying you're a shit head, I'm saying you try too hard. I actually have a pretty high opinion of you. To tell you the truth the most shit-headed thing I've ever seen you do is buy into these bastions of fail-faggotry.

Seriously dude, all three would be laughed/flamed off any site worth it's bandwidth in a matter of minutes. Jillian blathers on about being a revolutionary while taking money from his rich parents and preparing for a life in academia, or freaking Law for chrissakes.

JCC has some potential I'll admit, but right now he's got Jillian's dick so far down his throat He's squandering it.

And seriously, I don't think I've ever seen Underwear post anything of merit in the full year I've been here. All she does is post dismissive passive aggressive comments and write poems about her vag. Her appeal is simple, it's not a matter of looks, it's a matter of behaving in a provocative manner. Her appeal is akin to a frumpy waffle house waitress: Since you've got two beers in you, you're willing to over look the terrible haircut and the cottage-cheese ass because she seems like she might be a freak.

Honestly Gothicus, I don't see why you have any reason to take issue with me. I have no beef with you, but you're casting your lot with the Stooges over here because of what? Seniority? Because you think I'm arrogant? I assure you my friend I'm not arrogant, I just know a fucking waste of oxygen when I see one.

Way to misinterpret my poem, dumbass.

Could I get a biscuit and gravy? Thanks hun.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Originally Posted by Despanan

Jillian blathers on about being a revolutionary while taking money from his rich parents and preparing for a life in academia, or freaking Law for chrissakes.

Dude... I know it doesn't amount to much, I mean, it's you who is saying it, but I still feel the need to correct you. Only one out of the three things you said is true - that I'm heading for a life in academia.