The Word Association Game

[Gypsy2222]

lol....Colonel Sanders' hired mercenary force of pink pigs with fully automatic assault rifles and anti aircraft AT-4's willing to do anything to defend the chickens chance....

[ohthefuckwell]

"fowl" play

[Gypsy2222]

Pigeon Genocide.... he he he....

[comatoast]

Mcdonalds assembling commando, black ops beef with a-10s, b2's and a few MOABS to ensure that the chicken dies...and dies tonight!!!!

Meanwhile, in Washington, a lobotomized , drooling, drunken, fascist muskrat sits with his hand on the BRRRRIIGHT, SHINE, candly-like, red history erase button and has no sense NOT to push it.

Damn you , gypsy, for posting the same time I did :shock:

[ohthefuckwell]

captain & tennillie





you will pay DEARLY for that, comatoast, you fucker.

[Gypsy2222]

Captain Popeye assembles his fleet of merchant marines and ex-us naval personell (to include the ever barking navy seals.... he he he), launches his hidden armada of Tacticle themal nuclear armed subs from the south china sea and calls his friends in the chinese government to assemble the million man army to get ready for war.....under the banner of "Save the Chickens!!! Screw the whales...."

As all of this is going on a 'gator revolutionary terrorist cell leaves the safety of the Louisiana swamp and sets snipers up on capitol hill trained on one particular muscrat!....

[comatoast]

But the muscrat has his super-secret bohemian grove, neonazi skin head , fascist albino three toed sloths in waiting for any dissident who may make an attempt on his life. He sends out his down syndrome stool pigeons to both sides to try to make halliburton(er acme megacorp) as much money as possible after the conflict.
He sits back to watch the chaos and notices a bug on the bright , shiny, red button...and grabs a rolled up newspaper to whack it one good time....Just one good,hard hit and the bug is gone....

[Gypsy2222]

What the muscrat doesn't realize is that the bug is actually a scout in the punk-rock anti-fascist aviation corps of the highly developed freedom fighters organization called "C.A.R." (Chickens are Right!) and all of this time killer bees, wasps and other members of this elite corps have been infiltrating his office armed with tiny ammounts of nitroglycerin based explosives..... so they lie in wait of the expected 'slap!' motion pronouncing doom for the hand of the drunken muskrat which will be blown to smithereens at the apex of its arc..... meanwhile.... an asylum nearby 'accidently' releases any inmates it has hungry for stool pigeon after a phone call from a discrete government agency.... also known as the No Such Agency agency... he he he

[comatoast]

Just before he releases the paper of doom a tiny voice in his head screams for him to stop. It's the ultra conservative, uberchirstian, pat robertson following parasite, ralph. Who has used his ESP to devine the plans of C.A.R. and save his host so that he may live in the muscrat's intestines one more day.
In frustation, a bee drops his nitro and a chain of events is set forth that renders 90% of the world's population dead....but..amung the ruin and charred flesh of anarchy gone amuck...a little chicken walks away happy and unharmed...


for now

[Gypsy2222]

At least a while.....

(Good ending.... I wonder if those posts deserved their own thread.... LMFAO)

[comatoast]

Forever

(possibly. But, in the LOOSEST sense of the term, it was word association. Plus, I think people got a good laugh out of it)

[ohthefuckwell]

*raises eyebrow*

[ice]

Meat Hooks


( I have a reason for it )

[comatoast]

Motel Hell

[ohthefuckwell]

jump

[Gypsy2222]

Hotel Fetish Books....

(don't ask.....)

[ice]

<insert fat hairy man's name> in bondage

[comatoast]

Daddy?

Oh,god, I'm blind

[Gypsy2222]

Mommy?....


(Ewwwwwwww..... lol... now I know were sick.....)

[comatoast]

Uncle ned, why does daddy have a saddle on ..why does mommy look like a horsy and why are you dressed like the lone ranger?

[Gypsy2222]

Aunt Jamie....


(I'm not EVEN going to expound upon these thoughts the way we did "The war of the chicken"....)

[koehiir]

Uncle Sam

[Gypsy2222]

My boss....

[koehiir]

Me (but I'm on vacation)

[bexxle]

Best Lover (every time)