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04-11-2008, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
I got around 640.
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Nice tongue...
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04-11-2008, 08:50 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Dear Korinna,
Trick question. Justin doesn't have a cat. However, he refers to his penis as Justin Jr.
Still not a psychic,
Gothicus Maximus
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FAIL.
And yes, Oph. he must be psychic.
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04-12-2008, 12:52 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!
How many licks does it take to get to the ceter of a tootsiepop?
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Dear BLEED REBELION!!!,
I am honored to confront this time-honored riddle. In order to provide you with definitive proof of my answer's veracity, I've videotaped myself conducting the experiment from which I gleaned my conclusion. View the answer here.
Safe travels,
Gothicus Maximus
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04-12-2008, 01:21 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Im unimpressed...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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04-12-2008, 01:26 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!
Im unimpressed...
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How so? You now have before you an unprecedentedly incontestable answer to the Tootsie Roll Pop enigma. I'm fairly impressed with myself.
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04-12-2008, 01:32 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!
Im unimpressed...
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Are you kidding? He doesn't speak with his mouth full. I'm fully impressed.
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04-12-2008, 01:41 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Dear BLEED REBELION!!!,
I am honored to confront this time-honored riddle. In order to provide you with definitive proof of my answer's veracity, I've videotaped myself conducting the experiment from which I gleaned my conclusion. View the answer here.
Safe travels,
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I enjoy your dry delivery of humor; and am envious of your cloak's clasps.
Such dry wit is reminiscent of English humor, delivered with a serious countenance, whilst uttering absurdities. Good show!
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04-12-2008, 01:50 PM
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#83
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Dear GothicusMaximus:
Why did Beta fail against the VCR, and is it in someway linked to the stock exchange crash of 1636?
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2008, 02:49 PM
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#84
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Gothicus is cool.
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04-13-2008, 02:53 PM
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#85
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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What bra size am I ???
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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04-13-2008, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by BLEED REBELION!!!
What bra size am I ???
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How can you expect advice for that?
Honestly, some people.
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04-13-2008, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Yeah, that's not advice...
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04-13-2008, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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LOL..
yes, but I thought we were now alloud to asl questions.
(Due tothe whole psychic thing..)
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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04-13-2008, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Dear GothicusMaximus:
Why did Beta fail against the VCR, and is it in someway linked to the stock exchange crash of 1636?
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Dear Godslayer Jillian,
This question is, as you may know from my previous posts to this forum, one of particular relevance to me personally, as I am an avowed Betamax enthusiast. For what reason did Beta, for all intents an purposes a superior format to VHS, meet its tragic demise? Because the corporation known as Sony, in my far from humble opinion, was, is, and likely always will be, managed by idiots. In essence, the company failed to recognize two critical truths, the first of these being that Betamax was not suited to compete with VHS in a battle to become the preferred format of the average home video viewer, but rather ideal for targeting the niche markets of filmmakers and audiophiles, and the second of which being that picture and sound quality were, in the mind of the average home video viewer to whom they foolishly chose to market Betamax, of secondary importance to maximum recording time. The patently lamentable discontinuation of the format is accountable solely to this stupidity, in no way related to the stock market crash of 1636, which is a fictional event.
Quelle domage,
Gothicus Maximus
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yes, but I thought we were now alloud to asl questions.
(Due to the whole psychic thing..)
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I would like to field a question of my own, if I may. How, from my persistent denial that I possess psychic powers of any kind, did you receive the impression that you were free to ask questions as though I have psychic powers?
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04-13-2008, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Dear Gothicus,
Why is it so hard to find a bra that fits correctly?
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04-14-2008, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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04-14-2008, 01:34 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Gothicus,
If I stab BLEED REBELION!!!, is it illegal or will a judge understand?
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04-14-2008, 06:26 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Dear Gothicus,
Why is it so hard to find a bra that fits correctly?
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Dear Solumina,
Perhaps you do not know your bra size, and are relying on an individual who has never so much as seen your photograph to, through the use of clairvoyant powers he never claimed to possess, reveal it to you. Alternatively, you either have a flat chest or freakishly huge tits.
Sorry about your deformity,
Gothicus Maximus
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If I stab BLEED REBELION!!!, is it illegal or will a judge understand?
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Dear JCC,
I am the highest Judge, and I understand.
Have fun,
Gothicus Maximus
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04-14-2008, 07:35 PM
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#94
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Yeah, I've seen enough women with too-small bras to last me a life-time. Makes one look like one has 4 boobs.
Gothicus, what is your preferred method for concentrating on studying when one has a part essay, part short-answer exam on 15th century Italian Art in a day and a half? >.<
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How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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04-14-2008, 08:47 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
Yeah, I've seen enough women with too-small bras to last me a life-time. Makes one look like one has 4 boobs.
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This is the problem that I am trying to avoid. Damn my freakishly large boobs...oh well at least they are fun to play with ^.^
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Live a life evolutionary with me
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04-14-2008, 08:51 PM
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#96
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I had a friend with giant boobs... and then she got a bunch of push-up bras... "by accident."
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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04-15-2008, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
Gothicus, what is your preferred method for concentrating on studying when one has a part essay, part short-answer exam on 15th century Italian Art in a day and a half? >.<
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Dear LaBelleDameSansMerci,
Endowed as I am with deific intellect, olympian physical strength, and enviable social graces, I have never personally been confronted by a single challenge for which I needed to prepare in any significant way. However, for those who do, I highly recommend flash cards, or as they were originally called, Gothicus Maximus Cards, a superb studying tool which I, out of pure altruism, invented several years ago. Your textbooks are virtually useless at this point, eschew them and direct any questions that Wikipedia fails to resolve directly to me. If you should still be unprepared after several hours of studying in this fashion, make sure you don't try to fudge the test. Instead , answer the questions in an obnoxiously facetious manner, which communicates clearly your belief that you are too cool for 15th century Italian Art, or, if you prefer, simply walk into the testing area and go to sleep as soon as possible. Though you will fail, your dignity will remain intact.
Arreviderchi,
Gothicus Maximus
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04-15-2008, 02:18 PM
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#98
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Dear LaBelleDameSansMerci,
Endowed as I am with deific intellect, olympian physical strength, and enviable social graces, I have never personally been confronted by a single challenge for which I needed to prepare in any significant way.
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LOLacaust, for lack of a more politically correct and less inherently retarded text speak term.
You misspelt something. Are you okay, sire? Would you like a glass of ice cold, freshly filtered water from the Scottish highlands?
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04-15-2008, 02:22 PM
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#99
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by JCC
You misspelt something. Are you okay, sire? Would you like a glass of ice cold, freshly filtered water from the Scottish highlands?
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What are you talking about? That's how you spell it.
Now.
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04-15-2008, 02:25 PM
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#100
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
What are you talking about? That's how you spell it.
Now.
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Shit. My mistake. Proceed.
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