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07-21-2007, 05:03 AM
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#76
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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"Miss Hoover, my ear and my neck hurts."
Also by Ralph.
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07-21-2007, 07:28 AM
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#77
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 68
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To Saint Peter he will tell: "Another soldier reporting Sir, I’ve served my time in hell."
anonymous WWII quote.
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07-21-2007, 07:46 AM
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#78
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 7
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There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Television is a true medium in that it is neither rare nor well done.
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07-21-2007, 07:51 AM
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#79
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Originally Posted by Spookymoose
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I just love the nerdy humor in that xD It used to be in my signature.
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-21-2007, 09:20 AM
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#80
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere in this Universe, that's all I'll say.
Posts: 713
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There are three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.
*Hubert picks up a blob of wasabi and eats it*
H: Cest vachement bon ce truc. Comment ca s'appelle?
Momo: Wasabi. C'est bon sur les tartines le matin.
Hilarous movie. It's called "Wasabi"; with Jean Reno as the main character. You have to watch it if you like action-humour-Japan movies.
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Yawn. This is rather tedious, is it not?
www.chansondeplume.blogspot.com
^Mon blog d'ecriture en francais. Veuillez lire et commenter!
Translation: My writing blog in french. Feel free to read and comment.
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07-21-2007, 10:05 AM
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#81
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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"Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go" -Nick Hornby
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-21-2007, 10:12 AM
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#82
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 181
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Haha, I hate math. I guess I would be the third kind then.
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to stay in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that! - Lewis Carroll
They gave it me...for an un-birthday present. - Lewis Carroll
Wish in one hand, shit in the other one. See which one fills up first.
I've lost my mojo!
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07-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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#83
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bucharest, Romania
Posts: 468
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Originally Posted by Tismine
I don't remember where I heard it, but I LOVE how it sounds:
"You're cute when you scream."
<.<
Yay for sadistic killings!
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I think it's a line from an emo song, if I'm not mistaken. Don't ask me how I know this.
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"I have cultivated my hysteria with delight and terror. Now I suffer continually from vertigo, and today, 23rd of January, 1862, I have received a singular warning, I have felt the wind of the wing of madness pass over me." - Charles Baudelaire
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07-21-2007, 11:12 AM
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#84
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 210
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Sounds like something I'd say in bed
And Baudelaire: Very nice quote.
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Do you believe in what we've got / Try it, one shot / We stand once and for all / We're not gonna fall
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07-21-2007, 11:27 AM
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#85
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bucharest, Romania
Posts: 468
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Originally Posted by Katanshin
Sounds like something I'd say in bed
And Baudelaire: Very nice quote.
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*raises eyebrow wondering what exactly would make the girl scream*
Oh, and yes, Beaudelaire has many nice quotes, not to mention wonderful poems.
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"I have cultivated my hysteria with delight and terror. Now I suffer continually from vertigo, and today, 23rd of January, 1862, I have received a singular warning, I have felt the wind of the wing of madness pass over me." - Charles Baudelaire
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07-21-2007, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Originally Posted by Romantic Raven
*raises eyebrow wondering what exactly would make the girl scream*
Oh, and yes, Beaudelaire has many nice quotes, not to mention wonderful poems.
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probably in the same league as this line:
"waaait a minute, just waitwaitwait a minute! You're going to put that in there? It never fi...oooooh. "
-an ex
*ducks*
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-21-2007, 11:38 AM
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#87
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 210
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Originally Posted by Methadrine
probably in the same league as this line:
"waaait a minute, just waitwaitwait a minute! You're going to put that in there? It never fi...oooooh. "
-an ex
*ducks*
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Bleh. I'd be happy enough if I never heard that again.
:P
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Do you believe in what we've got / Try it, one shot / We stand once and for all / We're not gonna fall
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07-21-2007, 11:39 AM
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#88
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bucharest, Romania
Posts: 468
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Originally Posted by Methadrine
probably in the same league as this line:
"waaait a minute, just waitwaitwait a minute! You're going to put that in there? It never fi...oooooh. "
-an ex
*ducks*
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I laughed so hard, I nearly fell under my desk.
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"I have cultivated my hysteria with delight and terror. Now I suffer continually from vertigo, and today, 23rd of January, 1862, I have received a singular warning, I have felt the wind of the wing of madness pass over me." - Charles Baudelaire
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07-21-2007, 02:11 PM
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#89
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brussels, Belgium
Posts: 197
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
- Mark Twain -
"Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you"
- saw this on a t-shirt, don't know where it's from -
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07-21-2007, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Originally Posted by Cappinator
"Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you"
- saw this on a t-shirt, don't know where it's from -
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/724a/
One of ThinkGeek's own I believe. They're pretty snappy with bringing online jokes etc to t-shirts.
*loves his RTFM! t-shirt*
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-21-2007, 02:34 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brussels, Belgium
Posts: 197
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Ha! Well, the funny thing is I saw this last year and I knew about thinkgeek.com. I did actually check their site because I wanted one (geek that I am). They didn't have it then. Looks like they added it since then! I'm ordering one!
Thanks Meth!
I have one of the PI t-shirts...
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Cappinator
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07-21-2007, 02:50 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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"Lies are truth until you know them to be lies."
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-21-2007, 03:14 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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"Does pork have protein???"
"No, pork is a vegetable hunny."
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
-Zach Galifianakis
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07-21-2007, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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'Well, did I go out out and murder a bunch of children? Yes I did is the answer to that one. So I don't see how the 'That isn't the truth' comes into it. Let alone the 'Statistic retarded pervert'. I mean, you're my brother and I love you, but y'know, you've just spent twenty minutes telling me a story about a bloke, his main thing in life's to get a bunch of little kids to, at minimum, set themselves on fire, so, y'know? And he's the hero! And I'm not criticising. He's a very good character. He's a very very good character. He reminds me a lot of me.' - Michal, from Martin McDonagh's 'The Pillowman'.
I played Michal in my examination performance of the Pillowman. He came out with the best lines. That was my favourite.
This one is also a bit long & also from the Pillowman, but I really found it funny.
'Well, first I sing a song about a little pony and then Ariel takes out his hedgehog. Y'know, his executuion hedgehog? And when the hedgehog's out, well, you've got either thirteen or twenty-seven seconds left, depending on the size of the hedgehog...if I'm going to do it out of the blue, I'm not gonna tell you I'm gonna do it out of the blue, am I?! Jesus!' - Tupolski.
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07-21-2007, 04:50 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Originally Posted by Cappinator
I have one of the PI t-shirts...
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Click me. I am a link.
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07-21-2007, 07:15 PM
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#96
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brussels, Belgium
Posts: 197
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Would that be your PI, Duckman?
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07-21-2007, 07:53 PM
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#97
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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"Are you mentally deficient? That's like trying to convince someone soda doesn't fit in a cup!" -atari2600a
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-21-2007, 08:14 PM
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#98
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Originally Posted by Cappinator
Would that be your PI, Duckman?
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Yup. I'm a math geek.
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07-22-2007, 12:35 AM
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#99
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Northwestern Washington
Posts: 921
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It takes a peculiar mindset to be eager to quote oneself-- even to purposefully attempt to 'make' a quote is idiotic.
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It is time, it is high time... Yes, but to do what?
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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07-23-2007, 05:53 AM
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#100
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK/Tokyo
Posts: 34
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This is my favorite quote of all times:
Either 1 of 2 things can happen when you meet your heroes. They're either complete assholes, or they're just like you. Either way, you lose.- Imaginary Heroes [movie]
Some others are:
- Sleep. Those little slices of death; oh how I loathe them- E.A.P
- Stand up for what you believe in, Even if you're standing alone.
- When one person suffers from delusion, it's called insanity. When many people suffer from delusion, its called Religion.- Robert Prisig
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