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05-15-2006, 06:22 PM
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#976
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
Posts: 633
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Granted, but it's been written by an illiterate Marine, and thus is completely unreadable (just joking about the Marine bit)
I wish I had fish-pants
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Summum ius summa iniuria
Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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05-15-2006, 06:23 PM
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#977
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
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Granted.
You have pants made of fish. The dead fish stink and your friends avoid you. Also, the fish corpses start to rot and look gross. I think that you need some new pants...
I wish my foot didn't hurt
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-15-2006, 06:26 PM
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#978
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Granted: It stops hurting, but now your leg hurts instead.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-15-2006, 06:29 PM
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#979
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You can think of many things to wish for but all your wishes get corrupted. Due to various corrupted wishes you have no money, no house, no food, no friends and various serious injuries.
I wish I'd finished all my homework.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-15-2006, 06:30 PM
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#980
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
Posts: 633
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Granted, but you can't say it, and thus it dies unsaid
I wish DA were here with me.
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Summum ius summa iniuria
Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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05-15-2006, 06:34 PM
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#981
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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Yep, the DA is there, but he prosecutes you for the secret hoarding of fish.
I wish I knew the meaning of Doooooooooooooooooooom!
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05-15-2006, 06:52 PM
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#982
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
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You find it out and it drives you to unbearable insanity.
I wish piranhas could become tame fish.
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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05-15-2006, 06:57 PM
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#983
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted. The pirahnas become your pets, and you love them; so you become a mass murderer to feed your precious babies.
I wish I coud turn everything and anything into an art masterpiece.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-15-2006, 07:05 PM
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#984
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
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Everything becomes a masterpiece but they all become of the same value and nothing is a surprise to anyone anymore (in a bad way)
I wish I was a g.net moderator for a day ^^
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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05-15-2006, 09:55 PM
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#985
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hendersonville, NC
Posts: 108
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Granted. but doing so, you accidently permanantly ban yourself, right as your joyous day of moderation ends.
I wish I new why "phonetic" isn't spelled the way it sounds.
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05-15-2006, 10:04 PM
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#986
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
Posts: 633
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granted, but the reason is so twisted that it drives you insane and lets Cthulu into this world, who promptly eats your face.
I wish the meaning of life really was 42
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Summum ius summa iniuria
Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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05-15-2006, 10:04 PM
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#987
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted, you find out, but it's not that interesting....
I wish I can get a kitty kiss 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-15-2006, 10:05 PM
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#988
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
Posts: 633
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Granted, but the kitty then proceeds to neuter you with a spork.
I wish that Darkangel were down here with me.
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Summum ius summa iniuria
Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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05-16-2006, 07:52 AM
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#989
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Eastern US
Posts: 204
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Granted. But Darkangel has the kitty with a spork who proceeds to neuter you.
I wish I had an excellent cup of coffee
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Envy the eyes of hate, for they will never know the loss of love.
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05-16-2006, 08:11 AM
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#990
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Granted, so you head over to Starbucks but meet Darkangel on the way there, and she was accompanied by the kitty with a spork who proceeds to neuter you.
I wish that we stop discussing kitties.
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"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." --From Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Cartman(South Park): It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will
increase the population of the younger generation.
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05-16-2006, 09:12 AM
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#991
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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Granted....
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Petrified for the millionth time...
Slowly my soul evaporates
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05-16-2006, 10:21 AM
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#992
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hendersonville, NC
Posts: 108
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continuing on......
I wish that my wishes wouldn't get corrupted.
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05-16-2006, 10:30 AM
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#993
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Granted, you stop posting them on this thread.
I wish that my hair would dry faster.
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"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." --From Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Cartman(South Park): It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will
increase the population of the younger generation.
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05-16-2006, 02:33 PM
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#994
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Your hair dries faster, but it bursts into flames, too
I wish that I had a girlfriend, boyfriend, or SOMETHING even.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-16-2006, 04:11 PM
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#995
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You get a girlfriend but she becomes overly possessive. When she sees you talking to another woman she decides that you don't love her enough and proceeds to murder you in your sleep.
I wish I could get motivated enough to finish my homework.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 04:14 PM
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#996
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Granted, you get "something even". It's an immoral tentacle monster with devious intentions (my original word was edited out). Enjoy.
I wish that the weather was nice today.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-16-2006, 04:26 PM
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#997
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Thalim
Posts: 23
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05-16-2006, 04:28 PM
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#998
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Originally Posted by mutsumiasakura
I wish that the weather was nice today.
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Granted.
The weather is nice but Chicken Little tells you that the sky is falling so you run inside and hide under your bed. You miss the entire day before you realise that Chicken Little was wrong. Sadly the forcasts for the next month are all rain and thunderstorms.
I wish I could get motivated enough to finish my homework.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-16-2006, 05:20 PM
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#999
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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You do. Unfortunately for you, you get really motivated after it's due and you've already failed the assignment. By the time the next assignment is due, you're nice and unmotivated again.
I wish I hadn't gotten mad. 
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-16-2006, 05:51 PM
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#1000
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You didn't get mad. Now everyone thinks that you're a pushover and you spend the rest of your days being a doormat for people with no respect for you.
I wish I hadn't ripped my favourite pair of pants.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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