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01-14-2006, 03:33 PM
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#976
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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True Strip Club Advertising
I took this picture outside "Babes" strip club in Houston a couple of years ago:
It's located next to the tabernacle of the holy fuck!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
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the screamingly funny,
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01-14-2006, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Classified Ads and Help Wanted
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-14-2006, 03:48 PM
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#978
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Damn, I'm surprised more guys don't want head!
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01-14-2006, 03:51 PM
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#980
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Damn, I'm surprised more guys don't want head!
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And what about the girls that want to give head? Hmm... *looks for ad*
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01-14-2006, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Well, maybe you'll be hungry for the newest special at Denny's:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-14-2006, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Or maybe this will be more to your liking.
You know, they do say
everything's bigger in Texas!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-14-2006, 04:45 PM
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Yummy... 3 on 1? How interesting... And I have that picture! 
And now everyone knows why I do not eat at denny's...
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01-14-2006, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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And now everyone knows why my aunt lives in Texas.......
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01-16-2006, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-16-2006, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 72
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HAAAAAAAA TEXASSSSSSSSSSSS YUMMMYYY.... I...can't....find.... words... soooo...h-o-t
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01-16-2006, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Well, Ms/Mr/Mrs Xnguela, if you do not know how to interpretate a post with its puntuactions and stops please try harder, beacuse, well, I'm not going to explain the little joke in my previous post, but I was kind of hypnotized with those 3 incredible and very handsome gentlemens.
Do you prefere this kind of writting?
Sincerely yours,
Natasshha
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01-16-2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Natasshha
Well, Ms/Mr/Mrs Xnguela, if you do not know how to interpretate a post with its puntuactions and stops please try harder, beacuse, well, I'm not going to explain the little joke in my previous post, but I was kind of hypnotized with those 3 incredible and very handsome gentlemens.
Do you prefere this kind of writting?
Sincerely yours,
Natasshha
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Keep in mind dearie, that this is literary website so most everyone here are sticklers when it comes to grammar and punctuation. Don't take it the wrong way.
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01-16-2006, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Golly, and I was afraid she wouldn't take it the right way.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-16-2006, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Haaa what the hell!!!... Hun... you have to deal with it.... hehehehe
I GUESS I'M A VERY HAPPY PERSON!!!.
(I will make an effort, for you Xnguela, although, I dont feel comfortable; I prefere write the way my cojones Feel!!!).
Thanks for understanding.
Nati
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01-16-2006, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Natasshha
Haaa what the hell!!!... Hun... you have to deal with it.... hehehehe
I GUESS I'M A VERY HAPPY PERSON!!!.
(I will make an effort, for you Xnguela, although, I dont feel comfortable; I prefere write the way my cojones Feel!!!).
Thanks for understanding.
Nati
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Cajones?(sp?) Did you just say "balls"? Cause here cajones means one ball sack. Are you a dude? Cause if you are then your sn is a bit misleading......... 
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01-16-2006, 02:51 PM
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#992
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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I was for certain she was a girl...... Am I mistaken?
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01-16-2006, 03:24 PM
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#993
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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This is a free country... do you really care if I'm a girl with balls or what nah?!, hehehe, that is funny. I've never seen one.
Joy, you would never know... *DemonicLAUGH*
Nati.
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01-17-2006, 07:19 AM
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#994
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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I swear this was the sexuality thread, not the Natasshha personal thrashing thread... maybe I was misdirected?
wait no...I'm right.. so I guess that earns you the SHUT THE FUCK UP UNLESS IT FITS THD DAMN TOPIC award ah? Nati?
Heh Ben... My local Denny's isn't supporting that 3.99 meal..?!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-17-2006, 10:59 AM
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#995
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by Natasshha
This is a free country... do you really care if I'm a girl with balls or what nah?!, hehehe, that is funny. I've never seen one.
Joy, you would never know... *DemonicLAUGH*
Nati.
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Nat***hha, now you're just BORING.
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Heh Ben... My local Denny's isn't supporting that 3.99 meal..?!
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I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you need to go here instead:
Or perhaps the names of these places seem interesting:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-17-2006, 12:03 PM
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#996
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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And now, here are a few pics in honor of the upcoming Olympic games.
A proposal for the new olympic symbol:
Here's the 100 meter shag:
And here's my personal favorite, the nude luge:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Empty_Purple_Stars; 01-17-2006 at 01:05 PM.
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01-17-2006, 01:01 PM
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#997
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Oh my goodness! I missed the fact that the middle picture above included some naughty bits. Here I'm reposting it, sanitized for your protection! LMAO!
The 100 Meter Shag:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-17-2006, 03:20 PM
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#998
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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100 meter shag, that reminds me of somthing my professor accidently said.
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01-17-2006, 03:30 PM
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#999
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 673
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lmao that is hilarious!! this whole thread...this page classic 
over the Summer sometime i'm hopefully getting my lesbian action  with my baby,Mel (well i wish she was my baby,she could be eventually if me and James don't work out,he's allowing me and Mel to be all girlfriendy over the summer,yay!)
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*Blowing a kiss all over the world* Aren't i nice?
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01-17-2006, 03:45 PM
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#1000
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hmm, I could never do that to my men, it would just nag and nag at me until I either killed it, or made it up to them. Damn me sense of loyalty.
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