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06-22-2006, 11:08 AM
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#10676
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 99
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Or guinea pigs...
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06-22-2006, 11:14 AM
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#10677
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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My husband will be home in 8 days! *Does a happy dance*
I know a guy that's dressing up in a chicken costume for a magazine shoot today.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
~William Shakespeare
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06-22-2006, 12:25 PM
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#10678
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Attention:
There has been a private matter that has been taking place recently within the forum.
This affects very few parties that are still here so I request that everyone steer clear of comments and judgement. What The OL posted was slanderous and untrue, as he has not seen but a fraction of everything that has taken place, as is the same with just about all of you.
I assure you that there are many people working this out, and interference is neither wanted nor warranted, so please just leave it be.
Thank you.
-Korova
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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06-22-2006, 02:58 PM
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#10679
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
Godslayer Jillian wanted to become a moderator, plus me and Magpie voted for him to become one, and he still isn't banned. But guess who is; that random newbie, Alex. You can see where me and Sanctus mention him in the picture post, but his posts are gone. Unless i missed something, i don't see why he should've been banned.
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Maybe we're in a Schrodinger's experiment. We are the cats, and this is the box. An entirely random program is made up to have a reality probabilty of .5 to ban a member every time someone opens the box.
Someone opened the box, and Alex was banned.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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06-22-2006, 03:04 PM
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#10680
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
There should be a day in the moth where people have to dress up as chickens.
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Not chickens, please.... I have this 'thing' about chickens.
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-22-2006, 03:05 PM
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#10681
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Good thing or bad thing? O_o
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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06-22-2006, 03:10 PM
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#10682
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Well, ah, hm... good, I suppose. I just have this tendency to laugh uncontrollably whenever I see them or even think about them. I'm trying not to grin just typing this.
I even bought myself a little chicken shaped backpack for a bit of aversion therapy, but it didn't work. My poor mates went through hell when we all went to see "Chicken Run" when it came out. 30 seconds in (And I mean 30 seconds!) and I was a hysterical lump. My asthma gave me serious jip the next day from all the laughing.
If my husband ever wants to see me lose touch with reality, he just has to do (imitates chicken noise) "P' Kahhh!"
Laughter is not always the best medicine...
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-22-2006, 03:18 PM
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#10683
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I guess you'll be amused with my slap hierarchy. From the simple slap to the major slap:
5-Slap
4-Bitch slap
3-Book slap
2-Chicken slap
1-Fish slap
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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06-22-2006, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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What  is a chi- cken slap?
Pardon the weird appearance of the above. I was just typing my entire reaction in. I'm still giggling like a fool, mind you.....
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-22-2006, 03:27 PM
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#10685
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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When you slap someone with a rubber chicken. Slapping someone with a live chicken has an extra bonus, but only if it makes a funny cluck when you get slapped.
The fish slap only counts if the fish is alive and wet.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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06-22-2006, 03:28 PM
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#10686
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Oh no. I'm off again...
Ohhhh, wonderful.
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-22-2006, 07:42 PM
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#10687
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Q: What did the five fingers say to the face?
A: SLAP!
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I guess you'll be amused with my slap hierarchy. From the simple slap to the major slap:
5-Slap
4-Bitch slap
3-Book slap
2-Chicken slap
1-Fish slap
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You forgot curried snake slap and the balsa-wood slap.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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06-23-2006, 05:53 AM
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#10688
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
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Originally Posted by spookypurple
Well, ah, hm... good, I suppose. I just have this tendency to laugh uncontrollably whenever I see them or even think about them. I'm trying not to grin just typing this.
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*dance* I'm not aloooone!
I knew I couldn't be the only one!
I mean, even the word "chicken" have some humorous potential.
The worst for me is in french, I can control myself over a chicken, but not over a poulet. When my best friend wants me to stop thinking he justs ask me why the chicken crossed the Mobius strip (my favorite ), then you'd be sure I'll giggle for hours, screaming deseperatly "pouleeeet, pouleeeet".
Jillian, your slap story almost made me fall from my chair (I know, I should sit correctly)
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-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
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06-23-2006, 09:01 AM
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#10689
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Star Trek: Next Generation is almost impossible for me to watch. The Captain's name... it just sounds a little too much like... Oh no, there I go....
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-23-2006, 09:32 AM
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#10690
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
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Do you think there's a way for us to be cured?
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-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
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06-23-2006, 10:02 AM
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#10691
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Probably not. :sigh:
Question is, would we want to be? 
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-23-2006, 10:10 AM
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#10692
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
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Weeell... Not properly cured but just abble to contain the giggling.
I can't control myself over chickens and belgians, it's very disturbing.
Once I laughed at a guy who told me he was belgian, and I just couldn't help it.
He said "I'm belgian" and I began to laugh, and my friends had to apologize for me...
Not to talk about my hysterical laugh when someone asked me if I wanted a chicken-mayonnaise sandwich.
Nah, I don't want to be cured, even if every one thought I was crazy (which is probably true anyway), it makes memories
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-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
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06-23-2006, 10:12 AM
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#10693
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 75
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I'm tempted to go out tonight. But I know that if I do, I'd have a less than brilliant time.
But I'm still vaguely tempted.
I'm obviously not nearly antisocial enough.
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06-23-2006, 10:14 AM
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#10694
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator
I'm tempted to go out tonight. But I know that if I do, I'd have a less than brilliant time.
But I'm still vaguely tempted.
I'm obviously not nearly antisocial enough.
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Let's face it clearly:
Home : computer, no friends, no life
Outside: people (like strangers and weirdos and disgusting stuff), alcohol, maybe some proper girl, low life, but still one.
Make your choice
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-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
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06-23-2006, 10:20 AM
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#10695
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 75
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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
Let's face it clearly:
Home : computer, no friends, no life
Outside: people (like strangers and weirdos and disgusting stuff), alcohol, maybe some proper girl, low life, but still one.
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I'd definitely be out if the local club thingummy hadn't turned quite shit.
As it is, I'll dance to three songs and probably bring a book.
Which is a rubbish idea because I can read stuff perfectly well at home.
So the best arguemnt for going out is "You might as well get out of the house".
If I were any other normal healthy antisocial type, I'd just stay in, but noooo, I have to ponder going out, just for something to do.
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06-23-2006, 10:22 AM
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#10696
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator
I'd definitely be out if the local club thingummy hadn't turned quite shit.
As it is, I'll dance to three songs and probably bring a book.
Which is a rubbish idea because I can read stuff perfectly well at home.
So the best arguemnt for going out is "You might as well get out of the house".
If I were any other normal healthy antisocial type, I'd just stay in, but noooo, I have to ponder going out, just for something to do.
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maybe you could find some party or special stuff to go to?
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-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
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06-23-2006, 10:29 AM
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#10697
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 75
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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
maybe you could find some party or special stuff to go to?
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Nah, nothing. It's not really a good time for stuff like that. People doing the summer thing and whatnot.
I could just piss and moan online about it. That sounds like a good idea.
Meh. I'm being a moany bastard.
I can't see any real reason to go out. But still there's a vague urge just to go out anyway.
Bah.
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06-23-2006, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
Weeell... Not properly cured but just abble to contain the giggling.
I can't control myself over chickens and belgians, it's very disturbing.
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Oh dear. I'm half Belgian....
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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06-23-2006, 10:31 AM
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#10699
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator
Nah, nothing. It's not really a good time for stuff like that. People doing the summer thing and whatnot.
I could just piss and moan online about it. That sounds like a good idea.
Meh. I'm being a moany bastard.
I can't see any real reason to go out. But still there's a vague urge just to go out anyway.
Bah.
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Nay, moaning and complaining is fun. I love complaining
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-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
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06-23-2006, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 75
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Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
Nay, moaning and complaining is fun. I love complaining |
If I go out, then I'll have something to moan about.
In fact, sod it. I've done a quick bus+cloakroom+taxi home calculation and come up with a number that's more than the night out would be worth.
Might do tomorrow at the monthly goth and industrial club thingummy instead, then. Hm. Cost is more due to location, though...guh.
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