The Question Game

[Wise Child]

First things first, reach for my emergency flask and swig copiously. Pray like fuck that they don't have the saw-like teeth or the upper body strength to break glass. Make a wild attempt at hotwiring the car - I don't know how but if it's do-or-die I'd damn well have a bash. And try to jot down in the notepad on my dashboard what they look like, 'cause I could be credited with the discovery of a new species. If they don't gut me horribly, that is.

Okay, so you wake up one morning and instead of being in your own bed where you went to sleep, you find yourself in some weird alternate reality where these crazy-ass monster thingys (they of the long glistening teeth) rule the world. What's your course of action - take your chances, approach one and ask for help? Stay the hell away from them, go on the run and live as an outcast? Or something else?...

[Sanctus Dei]

I'd go on a bullet flinging spree.

Okay, your in an alleyway with only two exits at one end is a crazed axe wielding maniac with an obvious taste for your blood. At the other is a pack of rabid wild dogs teeth bare also with an obvious taste for your blood... both are headed your direction you are unarmed.. naked... and there is no higher ground, what do you do?

[edible_eye]

run toward the dogs, kick at them and then run back toward the axe maniac in the hopes that the dogs will charge and perhaps - just perhaps - there'll be an all out brawl. even if i buy the farm, i want others going down in a bloody melee right beside me.


you take a beautiful woman / man out for drinks and she / he says she / he wants to have sex with you. you both head back to your place and he / she begs for oral sex. you oblige and after some heavy petting, he / she snaps off the light while you both disrobe in the dark. you engage in 69 and continually need to spit small pieces of something out of your mouth, never mind the fact his / her genitals have a bizarre taste you don't really like.

after spitting a small piece of something out of your mouth for the tenth time, you get up to turn on the light, despite her / his protest. to your horror, you see his / her genitals squirming with maggots. large pus-filled holes decorate what should be a delightful display of sex.

what do you do?

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Throw up, proceed directly to to a hospital, and stop having sex with the lights off.

Why does Edible ask questions that only a someone with the constitution of an Army Ranger would possibly be able to react to without vomiting/defecating/urinating upon oneself? ^_^

[edible_eye]

because that's life.


if you woke one morning, lying on your back to find your wrists and ankles firmly bound with leather restraints while a man with white face paint and a clown nose clapped his hands to rejoice in the fact you were awake, moments before he began to pull various surgical steel instruments from a black, leather bag - what would you do?

[Wise Child]

You're tough, e_e. So many of your questions involve some form of restraint, making the question of what you would - or could - do, so much harder! Still and all, I'll attempt to rise to the challenge. First of all, in the world of which you are the storyteller/God, I'd start carrying a cannily-concealed blade in my pocket. Then I'd saw my way to freedom. I have, what? - three seconds till the clown pulls out whatever's in the bag? Hmm. Rewind. I'd spend three hours sharpening that bitch before bed every night. THEN I'd speedily saw my way to freedom the next morning, stopping to cut the clown's face (who's laughing now, asshole? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!) before vaulting out of the window and toddling off into a glorious sunset.

Would you rather be burned alive or drowned?

[Moonie]

drowned, even though its my worst fear. I wouldnt want to be burned because it hurts worse than the drowning does. For the drowning, to make it easier on yourself, exhale all the water in your lungs and inhale the water, you lose consciousnes quicker.

wow i thought that out.....

would you rather die via the Saudia Arabian technique, 'death of a thousands cuts', they drag you out into the desert, tie your arms and legs into the ground and give you 1,000 paper-like cuts and you bleed to death because out in the desert, wounds dont heal- OR would you rather die via the Japanese samurai death of seppoku, stabbing oneself with ones sword through the stomach and then have someone behead you as a mercy killing.

[Sanctus Dei]

Seppoku baby!!! And I have enough swords to help me get the job done...


Spend your life safe and controlled in a mediocure job, or venture out on your own and take a crash and burn risk

[ezra]

when I was younger my answer was venture out on my own.
I crashed and burned, but i pulled my shit together and
now that I have kids my prioritys are different and Ihave to
go with safe,controlled,not so meadiocure job.
really damm borring, yes.



when did you first know you were ,or decided to be ''Goth"?

[WolfMoon]

I'm not, I just look like this to amuse the ice weasels.



If your dog started talking to you, would you talk back?

[Sanctus Dei]

No, I hate my dog... now meh cats on the other hand...


If you had to would you join a talentless uber sucessful popular boy/girl band or a talented mediocure country band that can only book random bars but never sells tickets?

[cannibalnuns]

A talented mediocure country band that can only book random bars but never sells tickets.

Atleast people with money and of legal age would want me even if they only had three teeth.

Choose between the beaver or badger.

[Moonie]

beaver, because they got that tail thing going on. shake it now!

school for life or life of ignorance?

[Underwater Ophelia]

Life of ignorance, because I'd be happy, and if I were ignorant, I wouldn't know I had so much to learn.

If you had to turn a celebrity into a smoothie and slurp them up, who would you choose?

[Surgeon Méchant De Sang]

I would ressurect Rita Hayworth, and then turn her into a celebrity smoothie so I could absorb her unbelievable beauty, and endless charm.
(I've always been a sucker for redheads, what can I say?)

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[pitseleh]

I would take it out to dinner, stroke its brown little chin, tell it how gorgeous it looks in that wrapper, then take it home and lick it all over.

Would you rather steal a monster truck or one of those digging machines? (Don't know the english word!)


Ps. - A person actually did both these things in my home town.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Monster truck. (Surgeon, I love your user name.)

If you could die painlessly, how would you go?

[swt&inc angel??]

In the middle of the best sex I've ever had!!

If you had to decide between your death and that of a lovers who would you chose?

[cannibalnuns]

It would depend if I liked them more than I liked myself.

Or, we would both go together and fly over the rainbow bridge Bifrost and make little warrior skalds with over sized testicles and big aqua net hair. And I would borrow Mjollnir to build our home and then kick it with the dead in the Halls of the Slain while drinking mead and killing each other, then waking up and fighting again the next day.

Ok that was silly. But I would take that death into myself and become worm food.

Ever been pissed on and pissed off at the same time?

[cannibalnuns]

I'd still shag you in the back of a Volkswagon Jetta. Might be covered in tinkle juice, but hey, a little club soda and we are ready to take off the boots. -"giggle giggle"-

Did you ever smell something really vile that just lingered with you everywhere you went?

[swt&inc angel??]

Yes, but for the life of me I cant remeber what it was.

whats your most embaressing story (yours or a friends)?

[Underwater Ophelia]

One time, at Dorney Park, I was in this super long line for a waterslide and I farted really REALLY loudly. Everyone clapped. Worst day ever.

If you had to wear only one colour for the rest of you life what would it be? No, you can't choose black.

[swt&inc angel??]

I would chose red.

If you had to chose one type of food to eat for the next six months what would it be?

[rockandrose]

Strawberries!!!

Let Hilter sing to you while you bathe in a milky bathtub, or sleep in the same bed with Britney Spears and her husband Kevin.

Don't "or" questions go in another thread?