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01-19-2007, 07:32 PM
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#11926
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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Oh, thanks. Now all those childhood memories are ruined.
Not really. I don't even like that song.
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01-19-2007, 07:59 PM
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#11927
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
The yellow submarine is a phallic symbol...
Think about it.
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think about it uh...circumcised or uncircumcised? 
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01-19-2007, 08:25 PM
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#11928
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Depending on whether it is a Jewish submarine or a Christian submarine.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-20-2007, 05:46 AM
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#11929
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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Or a submarine that had an unfortunate infection when it was a baby submarine...
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Petrified for the millionth time...
Slowly my soul evaporates
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01-20-2007, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Watching the movie, one gets the impression that perhaps it is a Hindu submarine:
"We all live in a Kama Submarine
Kama Submarine
Kama Submarine..."
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01-21-2007, 12:11 AM
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#11931
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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I just came back from my company's holiday party. I went for the novelty of seeing all my supervisors get drunk at the same time and screw up the electric slide. I also got to dance with all the cute guys I work with !
One of the older guys showed up in Scottish semi-formal (which kicked SO much ass. Makes me wish I owned a kilt). It left me wondering, though...
A good time was had by all. My feet hurt.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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01-21-2007, 12:20 AM
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#11932
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Dragon: I'm sorry, but your princess is in another dungeon.
Knight: What? But the old lady with the funky stew said you had kidnapped Princess Bob from her wedding.
Dragon: Ah yes, dear old Martha. She thinks I don't get out enough and am becoming quite the hermit these days. Would you like some tea? It's fresh.
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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01-21-2007, 07:59 AM
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#11933
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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xD
That was classic.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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01-21-2007, 09:13 AM
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#11934
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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BEGIN TRANSMISSION:.................
I think one of my Kribensis is feeling horny. He's been digging pits under that new arch so I've had to put a pot in for him to guard and feel "macho" about...
Look at him.. flashing his red belly and raising his dorsal like he's the Grant Mitchell of the aquatic world. Silly bugger.
I think romance has definitley expired in my fishtank cos' my two kribs really hate eachother.
END TRANSMISSION:....................
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01-21-2007, 09:18 AM
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#11935
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
Posts: 506
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My rats are afraid of me today. Silly little boys. Wonder what they're going to do when I introduce their new cagemates in a couple weeks.
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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01-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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#11936
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I'm downloading a torrent of the band Blutzukker[Bloodsucker], and when I glanced at the download manager, I misread it as Buttzukker. xD
I know, I'm immature. Deal with it.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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01-21-2007, 01:20 PM
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#11937
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Here.
Posts: 149
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Aren't most of us immature? xDD
I just lol'd myself.
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01-21-2007, 01:23 PM
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#11938
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Yeah, I laughed, too... And I'm at work, so I would imagine my laugh was probably more embarrassing, rawr.
Therefore, I win.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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01-21-2007, 01:27 PM
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#11939
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Here.
Posts: 149
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xDD Haha, wow. You do win. I wish I was just as cool as your laugh.
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01-21-2007, 01:54 PM
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#11940
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 108
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It's been awile. 
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01-21-2007, 02:38 PM
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#11941
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Hello Duckies!!! I return from the depths of the abyss of the netherworlds to brings you....CHEESECAKE! Haha, just kidding. Hey everyone, its been awhile, I come on here all the time and then never come back. I shouldn't do that. Its like neglect. Sorry, I've had exams and homework and whatnot. Heh, Hardly anyone remembers I presume. Oh well. So how is everyone?
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01-21-2007, 04:18 PM
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#11942
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Several people returned at the same time.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
I blame astrology.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-21-2007, 04:26 PM
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#11943
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Are you sure it wasn't the prospect of cheesecake?
My boyfriend is being a spaz. Apparently the Chicago Bears football team is going to the Super Bowl thing...
::twirls finger in the air:: Whoop de doo.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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01-21-2007, 05:07 PM
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#11944
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I don't understand football. It's about 10 minutes of playing time spread over 3 hours.
Soccer should be called football everywhere. It would cause much less confusion. American football should be called "Padded rugby" or something. Bweh.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-21-2007, 05:29 PM
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#11945
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
Soccer should be called football everywhere. It would cause much less confusion. American football should be called "Padded rugby" or something. Bweh.
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I agree (since there seems to be more tackling than "footing" in American football), but "NPRL" just doesn't roll off the tongue.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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01-21-2007, 05:43 PM
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#11946
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 108
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Several people returned at the same time.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
I blame astrology.
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Maybe... #1158374 never came back... She can't login. *shrugs shoulders*
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01-21-2007, 05:45 PM
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#11947
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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When I was 13 years old, I had the living darkness(daylights xD) knocked out of me with a football....a catholic told me it was because I was 13...and then my therapist said instead "It's not because you're 13! Its because you were foolish enough to stand in the middle of an active football field like a fool!"
I'm 14 now...
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01-21-2007, 05:53 PM
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#11948
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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The total randomness of numbers:
I just checked my post stats, and found out that the threads I created about necrophilia received TWICE the hits of my literary posts!
Sick, you're all sick I say! And I don't mean the complimentary "sick" as in "you're sick with it!".
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01-21-2007, 08:30 PM
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#11949
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Originally Posted by Engulfed_in_darkness
then my therapist said instead "It's not because you're 13! Its because you were foolish enough to stand in the middle of an active football field like a fool!"
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At least your therapist was straight-forward... mine is pretty vague. I should get a different one...
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-21-2007, 08:48 PM
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#11950
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Mine rambles like an idiot...it makes me hungry...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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