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02-27-2008, 12:29 PM
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#1176
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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The feeling's mutual. Not in that I like myself, well, I do...but, yeah. You get what I'm sayin' XD
Gelatin is made of ground animal. Yay jello actually being horse meat!
Right, question away. Um...why is there a purple post it note on my computer?
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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02-27-2008, 12:31 PM
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#1177
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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For the same reason there's a green post-it note on mine.
How do I make myself stop eating so much?
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02-27-2008, 12:33 PM
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#1178
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Gelatin is made of sugar and horse hooves.
There is a post-it note on your computer to remind you which buttons do what.
What is the meaning of life?
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02-27-2008, 12:34 PM
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#1179
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Near Southampton
Posts: 1,319
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Sex.
Why?
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02-27-2008, 12:39 PM
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#1180
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Why not???
An answer and a question all in one. Yes, I'm that awesome.
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Harry
A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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02-27-2008, 12:43 PM
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#1181
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Near Southampton
Posts: 1,319
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Because it's not physically possible.
Why am I suddenly finding that I can listen to All Gone Dead, even though their lyrics are piss-poor and the music isn't great?
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02-27-2008, 02:42 PM
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#1182
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Because dolphins enjoy orgies, and apparently have really weird hook-shaped penises that some people are turned on by.
Why is chewing gum so addictive?
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02-28-2008, 10:13 PM
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#1183
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: I'll give you two guesses.
Posts: 61
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Because of the distraction it provides your mouth. Oh, and the miniscule hit of crack hidden in most varieties, too.
How do you think the music scene will evolve in one hundred years?
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03-01-2008, 04:18 PM
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#1184
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Gothic rock will be underground....as will all other decent rock music. The world will be filled with Timbaland and Ashley Tisdale. So be it. :P
Why is hentai so enticing?
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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03-15-2008, 01:36 PM
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#1185
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: London
Posts: 22
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Idealised images of beauty in ridiculous positions? Plus, they're more flexible than most.
Where have all the good times gone?
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03-15-2008, 02:02 PM
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#1186
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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They're gone once you hit puberty.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
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03-15-2008, 03:41 PM
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#1187
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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The cowboys died with the invention of cattle carrying trucks.
Why aren't there many female mechanics? C'mon, I think it would be awesome.
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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03-15-2008, 06:09 PM
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#1188
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Its because most girls fear that they wont be as pretty as the car.
Why does every one try to keep me away from the person I love?
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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03-15-2008, 06:26 PM
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#1189
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Because people are bitches. At least you have somebody to love.
Why doesn't Minnesota have any good record stores?
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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03-15-2008, 06:27 PM
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#1190
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 390
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Because the CDs get brittle in the cold.
What should I get for a new car?
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03-15-2008, 09:32 PM
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#1191
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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A go-cart with a hemi engine installed.
How awesome is I?
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03-15-2008, 09:33 PM
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#1192
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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As awesome as is yo grammar! Nah, you're pretty cool.
When a cake and a face collide, what does the cake think?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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03-15-2008, 09:38 PM
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#1193
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I bet it's looking forward to a good spelunking.
What would happen if humans suddenly sprouted prehensile tails?
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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03-15-2008, 09:52 PM
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#1194
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Hanging from trees would take on a new meaning
What might really be in a twinkie?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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03-15-2008, 09:55 PM
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#1195
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Liquified monterey Jack cheese, with white food coloring.
Hm... anyone want to form a band in the future?
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03-20-2008, 08:58 AM
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#1196
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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I am already in one, and it rocks.
Did you ever think to go traveling on a whim?
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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03-20-2008, 06:48 PM
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#1197
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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All the time, at this very moment in fact..
Why do I suddenly like peanut butter when I hated it my whole life untill now.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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03-21-2008, 12:22 PM
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#1198
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The middle of nowhere (Dalton GA)
Posts: 52
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I hate it too but like it occasionly.
Do you have a nick name you hate?
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03-27-2008, 10:46 PM
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#1199
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9
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Sammy..just because of an ex.
Do you like family guy?
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03-27-2008, 10:49 PM
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#1200
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Zootown
Posts: 426
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I am watching it right now. Some of the comedy is pretty decent from time to time. It isn't near as good as Daria though. Do you like Daria?
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