Sexuality

[cannibalnuns]

What ever happened to porking in the back of the family van with a bottle of cheap wine (you payed a bum to buy), fast food and REO Speedwagon?

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by TStone

Erg…Kegels…but what about the guys who can not only hang a full on wet towel from their tool, but lift it…lift it…lift it and flip it over their shoulders?

Is there some type of award for that?

Yes, there cetainly should be!

DAYUM!

Nice ass, Xng.

[swt&inc angel??]

Shit I want to see someone do that.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Manimal

Oh yeah...

I have hung towels from my uh... you know. It's always good for a laugh or ten.

Grandma always loved that trick.

I haven't quite gotten the flipping them to my shoulder bit yet, though.

I think my aim might be a bit off... they keep getting stuck on the cieling.

Yeah Baby, no one ever needs a Coat Rack when you're nearby..

Uhh, but you never told me Grandma liked your Towel trick the best.

I thought you said it was your Eyebrow Licking Ability that made her smile the most...

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Eyebrow licking ab-

.... What is he, a Gene Simmons clone?!?! *awestruck*

[swt&inc angel??]

Thats just so not erotic.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Oh but imagine other things he could lick with that tongue. I'm jealous.

[swt&inc angel??]

Then get your ass up here and see me! j/k

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Hey, I wish I had that kind of tongue. Gene Simmons is a lucky guy. Or rather should I say, the women that sleep with Gene are lucky girls.

[swt&inc angel??]

Lol Why cant everyone be that good? I had a really good friend I see on a regular basis admit to me that hes not that good with his tonge. This surprized me because Im able to admit things on here easier than I could in person. In person Id be way to embaressed, I dont have a face to picture on here and I dont have to see their reaction so its not as embaressing to admit stuff on here. You know what I mean?

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Eyebrow licking ab-

.... What is he, a Gene Simmons clone?!?! *awestruck*

You're assuming this ability implies he's licking his own eyebrows. What if he's just really good at licking other people's eyebrows.

That wouldn't be so hot, now would it?

[swt&inc angel??]

Hey whatever they like. Thats between them. Personaly no it would be and I've had people do stuff like that. Its gross!

Ok, I am going to say this. SWT&INC ANGEL: Clean up your spelling ability. It is disgusting me how you are getting away with it. Get with the program and shape up.

Thank you.

And I wonder... Would that flickering feel... ooohhhh... never mind, just thought about it. Gotta change the slipcover!

New question: What do you guys think about girls with muscle?

I'm talking about normal girls being a bit built, not Mrs. Bulging Delts on TV.

[swt&inc angel??]

I apologize, the reason I get away with it is that Im so willing to try to fix it. I just found my dictionary and will start looking things up. Also I will try to reread these more than once to see how many typing errors I have to fix.

[Ben Lahnger]

I like a soft feel myself ... I want to hug her and feel a little softness.

I have no objection to a little definition and tone, but most of the women I know who do that kind of working out go too far.

And I have to agree ... swt&inc angel?? has been given a free pass on the spelling and punctuation lapses. On a website that is described at the top of every page as being a literary culture, everyone is susceptable to criticism on this point if they make a regular habit of careless grammar.

I've seen veterans here flamed for less. It's not intolerance ... just a reasonable expectation.

[Ben Lahnger]

On the plus side, that's the best response to a criticism I've seen here in a week.

[swt&inc angel??]

I agree please tell me what Im doing wrong and I will fix it. I have asked several times to be corrected. I now have found a dictionary and will use it. I cannot do anymore than that, Im not sure if there is even anything else pissing you off but if so please tell me. I am not a weak person, flame me if you must but atleast I will learn. I can handle being flamed but you letting me off without correcting me once in a while, is not going to fix the problem. If all this is about me not being able to spell heroin than Im sorry. Eventually I asked how to spell it because no one would come out and correct me. Again I ask To be corrected as much as iI need to be, but I will use the dictionary from now on. So hopefully I will not make many more to have to be corrected on.

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

You're assuming this ability implies he's licking his own eyebrows. What if he's just really good at licking other people's eyebrows.

That wouldn't be so hot, now would it?

This is indeed the case. I am proud of my toungue and how I've learned to use it but I can't lick my own eyebrows. Just setting the record straight

But I'll lick any female eyebrows here if you ask me nice. Eyebrows need attention too

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by swt&inc angel??

I agree please tell me what Im doing wrong and I will fix it. I have asked several times to be corrected. I now have found a dictionary and will use it. I cannot do anymore than that, Im not sure if there is even anything else pissing you off but if so please tell me. I am not a weak person, flame me if you must but atleast I will learn. I can handle being flamed but you letting me off without correcting me once in a while, is not going to fix the problem. If all this is about me not being able to spell heroin than Im sorry. Eventually I asked how to spell it because no one would come out and correct me. Again I ask To be corrected as much as iI need to be, but I will use the dictionary from now on. So hopefully I will not make many more to have to be corrected on.

Well honey, do you have Microsoft Word on your PC?

If so, you can paste your posts into word and spell check them.

Word will also color highlight grammatical errors and make suggestions as to the proper way to form your sentences.

It's not just the spelling that an issue. I am guessing you are typing like you talk, and that just doesn't make for good sentence flow.

It also makes much of what you say, impossible to understand.

Try using Word and see if that helps.

You can also try reading out loud what you are posting, that can help catch run-on sentences.

I do applaud your willingness to learn.

Give that a try and see if it works better for you.

[swt&inc angel??]

Unfortunatly, this computer does not come with spell check. However I will talk to my mother and see if maybe she can fix it for me. I do type like I talk and with the schools I have gone too in this town, its surprising that I can even read. I will try reading it out loud to see if that will fixes the problems.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by swt&inc angel??

Unfortunatly, this computer does not come with spell check. However I will talk to my mother and see if maybe she can fix it for me. I do type like I talk and with the schools I have gone too in this town, its surprising that I can even read. I will try reading it out loud to see if that will fixes the problems.

Look on your Programs menu and see if you have one called Microsoft Word.

It's pretty standard with most Windows Bundles.

That's the best program to use to check sentence structure, grammar and spelling.

I would just like to give Swt&Inc Angel Kudos for trying her damnedest to correct herself! Cheers girl!

I was wondering because I have a bit of tone and defination... just wondering if it's sexxxxxxxxy!

[swt&inc angel??]

Thank you. Tone and definition is a good thing. You don't have to be soft to be sexy. I always wear a guys leather jacket, and I get more attention walking down the street in that than I do in my fur trimmed one.

[joyslayer]

Originally Posted by Santarea

Personally, I like the stonger gals. Then again, I am one. I'm 5'7"... 183 pounds... yet I am just a size ten (12 when Aunt Flo comes)... The look itself is OK. My dad calls it the farm girl build. Looks curvy and cute, but is heavier than bricks and twice as tough.

My man thinks it's sexy as hell.

Thats what I want! I am like, 5'5" even, 106 pounds, very curvy, a size 1-3, depending on where and which brand. I am small.

Santarea, you are as sexy as hell!

Originally Posted by swt&inc angel??

Thank you. Tone and definition is a good thing. You don't have to be soft to be sexy. I always wear a guys leather jacket, and I get more attention walking down the street in that than I do in my fur trimmed one.

*Puts in handy-dandy word descrambler*
(Thank you. Tone and definition are good things, and you don’t need to be soft in order to be sexy. I always wear a masculine leather jacket and I usually get more attention wearing it than wearing my frilly fur trimmed jacket.)

As an aside, I’d like to ask what a fur trimmed jacket and (or) any guy’s leather jacket have to do with tone, definition, and a soft girly physique? You’re ascribing body types with fashion sense? Did I read that right?

It's not so much your butchering of the language--I just get the feeling that if you were to *quit* typing, your brain may begin working--and would subsequently throttle the living shit out of your esophagus in a vain attempt to rectify the bevy idiocy it had birthed...so keep typing, by all means.