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01-17-2010, 10:31 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Originally Posted by JCC
Perhaps, but I'm so funny and charming while doing it that I wish I could fuck myself, so I can be forgiven for being unable to compete with a philosopher of your stature.
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Could send you a vibrator if that will preoccupy you enough to stop posting.
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01-18-2010, 08:24 AM
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#102
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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What happened? I thought this was the 'tits tits tits' thread!
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01-18-2010, 08:29 AM
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#103
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Lochnar
Cut off your dick and shove it up your ass...then you can fuck yourself AND really be as dickless as you appear...two birds one stone
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I'm assuming you're pissed at me because I threw an erudite rebuke your way at some point or other and made you look like a total dick, but I genuinely can't remember who you are.
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01-18-2010, 02:12 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
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Originally Posted by skoteinh
What happened? I thought this was the 'tits tits tits' thread!
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And so it is =D
(o)(o) Breasts (Tits, Sweater Bunnies)
(+)(+) Fake Silicone Breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
(.)(.) Small nipple breasts
o o A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(oYo) Wonder bra breasts
(v)(v) Cold breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(q) Hanging tassels breasts
(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts
(-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts
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01-18-2010, 03:02 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Come on then which ones are you? I'm
(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!
Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*
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01-18-2010, 04:09 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Catch
Maybe a woman stays with the man longer when the man knows how to lick and play with her breast.
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This is my favorite Catch post of all time! Love the way you think Catch.
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01-18-2010, 04:51 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
Come on then which ones are you? I'm
(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!
Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*
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I have no man boobs.
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01-18-2010, 04:51 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas 75234
Posts: 16
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So, this is so dumb.
Just from the way you have posted, I would be inclined to say that you likely oppress your ladies by doing such things as wanting to hold hands all the time, and likely are always willing to do what they want and when they want.
If a woman wanted a dildo she could just buy one, most women like a real dick over a FAKER!!!
From what I can tell the only difference between you and a dildo is that dildo's take batteries, and well you probably cry alot too.
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01-18-2010, 04:55 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas 75234
Posts: 16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lochnar
And so it is =D
(o)(o) Breasts (Tits, Sweater Bunnies)
(+)(+) Fake Silicone Breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
(.)(.) Small nipple breasts
o o A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(oYo) Wonder bra breasts
(v)(v) Cold breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(q) Hanging tassels breasts
(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts
(-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts
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Typically I love breast's especially, but i must say I absolutly love when,................. (-)(-)
oh yeah.
Shower + Girl(s) = mucho bueno senior
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01-21-2010, 03:56 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
Come on then which ones are you? I'm
(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!
Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*
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hahahaha that was great
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01-21-2010, 03:57 PM
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#111
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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I don't appreciate the a cups thing, jerk
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01-21-2010, 04:33 PM
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#112
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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What A cup thing?
As a side note: why do the D's have points on the side and such large nipples?
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01-21-2010, 04:44 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
As a side note: why do the D's have points on the side and such large nipples?
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Cause it's ASCII art 8-p
And it's not original, that list is all over the net...with the exception of
(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts
which was my last minute idea and "sweater bunnies" which is my wife's fav term for breast.
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01-21-2010, 04:56 PM
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#114
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I've only ever seen ( o )( o ) as D's, never {O}{O}, most likely because the latter doesn't actually resemble boobs at all.
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01-21-2010, 05:02 PM
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#115
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
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True, I only claim (q)(d).
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01-21-2010, 11:47 PM
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#116
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,044
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lochnar
True, I only claim (q)(d).
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Haha, I am reminded of Elvira.
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01-22-2010, 06:25 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Hah! I was reminded of Elvira too!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...attoo_400x.jpg
Here's the famous tassel scene where Elvira puts her ample ... er, talents ... on display.
BTW, in the 1982 edition of her fan newsletter, The Elvira Examiner, we discovered that Elvira was born near her mother; her sign was "Stop"; she was tall enough to reach the floor; heavy enough to fill her costume; and when a fan asked her if "They were real?" she responded "Of course, they're real, Darling, these are my real nails. Did you think they were made of silicone?"
... because it amused me.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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01-22-2010, 06:39 AM
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#118
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Hold the front page! Ben Lahnger is posting about sex!
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01-22-2010, 11:54 AM
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#119
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I've always wondered how that was achieved....now I see it seems to be the shoulder wiggling. Which I can't get the hang of at all as I am poorly co-ordinated for things like that >.< No tassle twirling for me.
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01-22-2010, 12:17 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
Hold the front page! Ben Lahnger is posting about sex!
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You miserable little man. The 17 posts before mine had a sex reference, I follow up in kind and and you think you have to make that statement. Since I know it's been a while since I posted something about sex, and I've posted a lot since then, you've been camped out waiting for the opportunity to shout how sex obsessed I am and this is what you pick?
You're the one who looks like he has a problem. You're so repressed it makes MY balls ache.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-22-2010, 12:20 PM
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#121
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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OP needs a bigger schlong.
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01-22-2010, 02:33 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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i like them big but i dont want to drown in them. they are a flashy sales pitch like a car with a super charger and a nice paint job. your alwayes more attracted when they are bigger but they are very rarely a selling point.for me atleast
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01-22-2010, 04:04 PM
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#123
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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People here just don't have any dignity. The guy you were hitting on is no longer posting.
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01-22-2010, 04:21 PM
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#124
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
I've always wondered how that was achieved....now I see it seems to be the shoulder wiggling. Which I can't get the hang of at all as I am poorly co-ordinated for things like that >.< No tassle twirling for me.
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Don't give up! It's like the old question "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"...Practice, practice, practice...
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01-22-2010, 05:55 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
People here just don't have any dignity. The guy you were hitting on is no longer posting.
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What is this "dignity" you speak of?
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