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12-10-2008, 10:17 AM
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#1451
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Because you hate it.
Why cats are so DAMN CUTE!!
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― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 11:28 AM
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#1452
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
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Because cats rule !!!. 
Why wont cats keep still whenever you try to photograph them ? 
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Be excellent to one another !!!.
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12-11-2008, 11:47 AM
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#1453
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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They are afraid that it will steal their kitty soul.
Why does my cat never use the cat flap in the door?
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- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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12-11-2008, 12:05 PM
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#1454
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Because it's as stubborn as its owner.
Why are cats popping everywhere lately?
*just turned on the tv to find Garfield on!!*
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 12:11 PM
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#1455
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
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Ouch! What did I do?
They aren't, you're just going insane.
Why do I have to take math, even though it will be of no use to me in the future?
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12-11-2008, 12:42 PM
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#1456
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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I know how that feels... It sucks
Answer: because life's unfair, but you still have to live it.
Why do i love black?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 01:07 PM
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#1457
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
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Because it's the colour of your lungs! *cough*.
Why do people think that they can be bitchy to others online, but not in real life?
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12-11-2008, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: An imaginary world
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Because online it is only your words that count, basically. And you've got plenty of time to think of a good comeback or a snappy comment, haha. And they can't beat you up. xD
Doesn't anyone else feel sheer PAIN when drinking Coke or Pepsi?
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12-11-2008, 05:12 PM
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#1459
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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No
Why does my sister like The Killers?
-i see why they called themselves that, they make you wanna kill yourself-
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-11-2008, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Virginia, USA
Posts: 579
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Because they have one good well some good upbeat songs that are kind of good.
Why do long tigh high socks roll down so much?
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12-11-2008, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Because they hate you
Why am i unable to sleep?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
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12-11-2008, 05:24 PM
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#1462
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: An imaginary world
Posts: 103
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Because you're so phat 
Why do some people grow a nail to extreme lenghts, like the pinky finger nail... EXTREME lengths, and they're straight guys. WHY?!?
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12-11-2008, 05:28 PM
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#1463
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Because they like to have things that can control.
Why do i like talking on the phone?
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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12-13-2008, 10:56 AM
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#1464
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Because you like talking to people !!!.
Why are my feet cold ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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12-13-2008, 10:59 AM
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#1465
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Because you need better socks...
Why am I listenibg to techno?
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-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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12-15-2008, 04:07 AM
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#1466
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Because you hate yourself to the point that you have to pollute your hearing with that crap.
Why does a girl's stomache hurt so much at that time of the month?
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