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07-09-2007, 02:36 PM
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#126
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Woah, thank fuck for that! I was starting to worry the screaming was bad!
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07-09-2007, 02:39 PM
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#127
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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How did you think skinheads was born?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-09-2007, 02:52 PM
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#128
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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You make me piss myself, babe.
Or to a deathrocker/goth guy:
For a minute, I mistook you for a girl.
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07-09-2007, 03:58 PM
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#129
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
Posts: 428
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Draconysius
You make me piss myself, babe.
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Not the kind of 'wet' most people are aiming for. I think that'd earn you ten points for originality at least!
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"Fear will keep us all in place."
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07-16-2007, 02:51 AM
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#130
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,587
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What happened to the lines sure?
How about...
Hey girl, I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make the bed rock.
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07-16-2007, 10:44 AM
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#131
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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"you have childbearing eyes" thank you creepy Turkish guy
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07-16-2007, 10:46 AM
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#132
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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"I'm sorry, I was so drunk that I said all the good and pretty things to that lamppost next to you and now I'm too embarrassed to say them again. Wanna fuck?"
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-16-2007, 10:47 AM
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#133
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, can I please undress you?"
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-16-2007, 10:51 AM
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#134
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a very good poet, will you have my abortion?
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07-16-2007, 11:29 AM
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#135
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Duck, that'll get you smacked with a purse. Hard.
But I'll give money to see you say it to a woman.
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07-16-2007, 11:35 AM
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#136
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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... How much?
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07-16-2007, 11:41 AM
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#137
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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How much does $20 translate into your money?
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07-16-2007, 12:04 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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About 15 Euros.
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07-16-2007, 03:03 PM
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#139
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Somebody once said "I'm in oil!" to my mum... She replied "Chip fat or just grease," o_0 I don't know any other pick-up lines.
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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07-16-2007, 03:07 PM
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#140
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I don't get that one...
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07-16-2007, 03:14 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
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Me neither :S How peculiar...
I have a sort-of-stalker, in the form of a German guy named Marco who seems to follow me around the city centre, only to pop up unexpectedly and force me to jump onto random buses to escape him. His chat up line the first time he spoke to me was, "you look quiet and lonely, and I am quiet and lonely too. Perhaps two quiet and lonely people would be good together. Would you like to get some tea?"
Sweet enough, but he doesn't take no for an answer. Ever.
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07-16-2007, 03:15 PM
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#142
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I think maybe it's a German thing.
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07-16-2007, 03:42 PM
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#143
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Why not just go to tea with him?
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07-16-2007, 03:47 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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What have people got against German people? It's really rater tiresome, and if it's about WWII then that was the Nazi's dears.
Is the fact that he is German even relavent???
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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07-16-2007, 03:50 PM
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#145
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Northwestern Washington
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By that logic, is that fact that he's named Marco even relevant?
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It is time, it is high time... Yes, but to do what?
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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07-16-2007, 04:42 PM
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#146
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
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I have nothing against German people, I was merely adding detail. And I didn't go to tea with him because I considered someone who had admitted to following me around town more than once to be quite creepy.
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07-16-2007, 09:26 PM
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#147
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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That is a good point...but maybe he's shy? (Trying to help the poor boy)
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07-17-2007, 12:59 AM
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#148
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Go for a coffee with him, yo! Maybe he's a nice (If a bit creepy) dude.
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07-17-2007, 01:01 AM
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#149
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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I had a stalker once... He asked me out so many times...
I felt bad so I said yes... finaly... it was the worst date ever and he ran around telling everyone we were bf/gf even though we were on ONE horrible date that made me feel ICKY. Anyway, it was horrible and he never let me live it down, he harassed me and continued to stalk me for two years afterward. HE FINALY got expelled from school for trying to kill someone. =\
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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07-17-2007, 01:04 AM
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#150
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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