My God...

[KontanKarite]

Originally Posted by JCC

Yeah, the Scottish are so intrinsically brave that they can't even defy their mother to participate in a cause they feel strongly about. Viva la Scotland!

Must you just pwn the shit out of everything you lay your eyes on? Jesus, man.

Back off, mother fucker!

[Morganite]

Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner

we kicked your ass in football,which i think is a bit more relevent,well more relevent that some battles were most of the commanding officers were probobly off their faces on whisky




i could say the same about a few of your posts

And who would that "We" be, may I ask?
Because we kicked Englands ass in football ages ago. And in Rugby.
So that's four times in total that we've kicked Englands ass.
And honeythorn, the slang is hardly old, because people, non-surprisingly, still use it.
JCC, unlike some kids, I don't want to be grounded for months on end for disobeying my parents. I want to go out and have fun. I don't want to be grounded and I do not want to be arrested because I actually want to go and visit my Uncle and my cousins (Whom I've never met before) in Virginia.
honeythorn, most kids are born with arrogance. Bloody deal with it.
Murasaki eyeliner, what the Hell has whiskey got to do with anything? Most people don't drink it because it's so bloody strong.

'Cuz the Scots are pussies.

[KontanKarite]

Hey, at least Morganite is being a Scottish tool by birth right.

If I hear another person who isn't Irish make a big deal about an Irish pub, my eyes will roll out of my head.

Yeah, what's with that? Don't these dick heads realize Guinness is fuckin' shit?

[honeythorn]

Originally Posted by Morganite

And honeythorn, the slang is hardly old, because people, non-surprisingly, still use it.

By old I meant it's been around for quite some time regardless of how many people use it now. The words have an old root. I myself use old Black country slang. This doesn't make it " new" because I am generally young(ish) .

I can't be doing with Guinness ( very fattening too and it turns your shit black ) . I prefer Murphys. I know it's reasonably similar, but for some reason I can drink it easier than Guinness. I don't have it often though.

[JCC]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

Yeah, what's with that? Don't these dick heads realize Guinness is fuckin' shit?

I hate most beer. I find Old Speckled Hen, Newcastle Brown and Guinness to be the most passable.

[honeythorn]

I've tried Newcastle Brown. NASTY. It very nearly put hairs on my chest, which would not be good at all.

[KontanKarite]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

Yeah, what's with that? Don't these dick heads realize Guinness is fuckin' shit?

Well, being that I'm American, I don't know good Irish beer. BUT, I will say that it's kind of annoying to see something of the Irish culture or even any culture be reduced down to a passing fancy novelty. As if going to an authentic Irish pub makes you Irish or down with some British indy movie like "Snatch" or some shit.

From what I've seen in the states, using words such as "pub" and "flat" over "bar" and "apartment" somehow makes you more indy or something. It's fucking annoying.

[JCC]

I'm over half Irish and I couldn't give a fuck about my Irish heritage.

I remember years ago in Boston, I was in an "Irish" pub, and someone overheard I was actually from Ireland. They asked me to sing a sad song from "The Old Country", so I sang a sad Irish song about forgetting to buy milk at the supermarket, so you have to go all the way back, all sang in Gaelic. I had them all weeping into their cups of watered down piss. No one had a fucking clue what I was saying.

[KontanKarite]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

I remember years ago in Boston, I was in an "Irish" pub, and someone overheard I was actually from Ireland. They asked me to sing a sad song from "The Old Country", so I sang a sad Irish song about forgetting to buy milk at the supermarket, so you have to go all the way back, all sang in Gaelic. I had them all weeping into their cups of watered down piss. No one had a fucking clue what I was saying.

LoL! I fucking love you, Duck. You're more than welcome to accompany me in patronizing those who wish so much to be Irish. You, are a hoot.

[Morganite]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

'Cuz the Scots are pussies.

You've never heard of the Glesgae kiss, have you?

[honeythorn]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

all sang in Gaelic.

This has caught my attention. I want to hear it.

Gaelic is a horrible language. It all sounds pretty dumb.

[honeythorn]

Nooo I like it! I have heard it sung before. But I am curious to hear it from you.

I am too shy.

[JCC]

Yeah, I fucking hate the Gaelic language.

Deep, hard and FAKECorE.

[honeythorn]

Originally Posted by I Am Great.

I am too shy.

Aw ........

[Tumor]

Originally Posted by Morganite

You've never heard of the Glesgae kiss, have you?

Please, enlighten us. <_<

[KontanKarite]

It's probably some sort of idle threat against our good health.

It's a headbutt.

[Tumor]

That's what I thought. I got into a fight with a Scot (apparently, he doesn't like people of German descent) who tried to head-butt me. He couldn't even do it right, he smacked the back of head against someone else, first, and then he hit my shoulder, which seemed to do him more damage than it did me. So for that, he calls me a "Nazi cheater."