The New Thread About Nothing - Page 6

Pineapple_Juice · 03-31-2009, 01:42 AM

Man in Room 5's posts make me happy because I love Manny.

Duane · 03-31-2009, 01:46 AM

You can be my pet penguin sidekick who has mastered the art of the Duck walk, and is voiced by Morgan Freeman.

HumanePain · 03-31-2009, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solumina

Remember Geo is my gnet sister so if you take me then you have to take her too, but if your cool with that then I can try and find a hot mom.

I'll be the Geo/Solumina girl's daddy, cause Solumina's mom is hot! Or grand-daddy. Hell, I would be happy to be the next door neighbor, twice removed.

Mr E Nigma · 03-31-2009, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duane

You can be my pet penguin sidekick who has mastered the art of the Duck walk, and is voiced by Morgan Freeman.

I'll take it!

Plus.... I can have a rocket strapped to my back like in Batman Returns...

girasol · 03-31-2009, 05:28 AM

I made quesedillas today. I rarely cook. They were pretty good + I didn't eat too much. Which is weird because I thought I was going to get into the habbit of eating whenever I was bored or stayed home... I am glad I have shaken the habbit and am not in danger of becoming obese anymore.

girasol · 03-31-2009, 05:35 AM

I want to know exactly how long it takes for different drugs to get out of a persons system.

Mr E Nigma · 03-31-2009, 05:46 AM

If they do a hair test.

You've got 30 days for every half inch of hair... on average of 1.5 inch hair that means they've got a 3 month history on you, not to mention how far back they can go if your hair is longer.

If you decide to shave so they can't do a hair test... remember to shave everything. A friend of mine buzzed off his head and eyebrows.. only to go into the test and have them pull a strand off his arm. When he told me the story my immediate response was, "You dumbass..."

Mr E Nigma · 03-31-2009, 05:59 AM

Here's a general list. Enlarge if need be.

girasol · 03-31-2009, 06:18 AM

heh. I'm not going to bother applying in a year and a half then. I am NOT shaving off my hair. fuckers.
-_-

girasol · 03-31-2009, 06:18 AM

thanks for the table by the way =)

Ben Lahnger · 03-31-2009, 11:23 PM

That was certainly about SOMETHING.

o-O

Corpsey · 04-01-2009, 03:53 PM

Yes, and fucking handy.

It ends the terrible 3 month myth about a piss test for weed.

Hair, however, sounds intense.

What other bizarre yet applicable information have you picked up in your cyber insomnia adventures?

magnificent bastard · 04-01-2009, 05:05 PM

only 3 bucks left... damn

Ben Lahnger · 04-01-2009, 09:38 PM

They say "Shit Happens!" But they never mention that there's always an asshole around when it does.

HumanePain · 04-04-2009, 12:42 PM

FINALLY! My new picture sig works!
An old dog can learn new tricks after all.

Duane · 04-04-2009, 01:27 PM

I think I should get one of those stress relieving squeeze things, before I kick the shit out of some of the assholes who come into my store.

Mr E Nigma · 04-04-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corpsey

Yes, and fucking handy.

It ends the terrible 3 month myth about a piss test for weed.

Hair, however, sounds intense.

What other bizarre yet applicable information have you picked up in your cyber insomnia adventures?

Unless other subjects come up that I'm quite knowledgeable about... Those adventures stay between me and google. :P At least insomnia's good for something...

And yeah, most places don't do hair testing, but... it can happen. (Reason being, it's the most expensive one.)

Saya · 04-04-2009, 04:07 PM

I have to ask, Mr. E, do you run Linux?

Duane · 04-04-2009, 04:13 PM

Job would kick ass if it wasn't for the some of the assholes who come in everyday.

Pyre · 04-05-2009, 11:03 PM

I had a strange dream that I mentioned Shade to a friend of mine, and his response was that the person sounded/looked familiar. Then, he returned to tell me that Shade was in his Chinese class. It was rather peculiar, especially since I ignore Shade.

Ben Lahnger · 09-23-2009, 04:11 PM

Ah, here's the randomness thread I'd been missing! ;-)

SweetJane · 09-23-2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma

If they do a hair test.

You've got 30 days for every half inch of hair... on average of 1.5 inch hair that means they've got a 3 month history on you, not to mention how far back they can go if your hair is longer.

If you decide to shave so they can't do a hair test... remember to shave everything. A friend of mine buzzed off his head and eyebrows.. only to go into the test and have them pull a strand off his arm. When he told me the story my immediate response was, "You dumbass..."

YOu can get in trouble for doing that really easily. Leaving head and Shoulders in your hair is less obvious and just makes you hair look greasy, and usually does the trick.

I just remembered I have The Mouth of Madness!! I'm gonna go watch that.

Ben Lahnger · 09-23-2009, 07:56 PM

I watched a Doctor Who episode the other day where people were communicating with these radios on their space-suits that were wired into the nervous system somehow. When people died, the communication device held a portion of their personality for a few minutes. It wasn't the whole person, but just enough of them for this voice to come out saying things like "Help me!" and "Why can't I see anything?". The characters in the show called it "ghosting".

It didn't have much to do with anything else in the story except that a number of people died, but it was well done and very creepy!

Solumina · 09-23-2009, 08:15 PM

I loved that episode

Corpsey · 09-23-2009, 10:26 PM

KMFDM sucks. A lot.

Now that I have completed my spanish assignment, yo puedo relajarme y esuchar a KMFDM.

Yay for 3 day weekends.