Words you can't stand people using!

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

Bleugh. I was seeing this guy who would say it ALL the time, and it would instantaneously destroy all traces of my libido. I'm glad you have overcome the fear!

Yep everytime a guy says MAKE LOVE. I feel like never having sex again.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Amen, sister.

[Saya]

It has to be said in a certain way. Maybe the reason I didn't like it is because its such an old fashion phrase and I'm more of a fan of "Let's bone!", so if it can be said in such a way that its funny and sounds dirty, its fine.

The other way still makes me vomit thinking about it:

Me: See, you don't even like me!
Him: *sickenly sweet puppy dog eyes* but I made love to you.
Me: ...Please get out of my bed and never return.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Mine used to say it like "You want to go get pancakes? Then we can come home and make love."

BARF.

If it was a joke, like you said, I could understand. Like "Baby, when we're done scooping the cat box I'm gonna make sweet sweet love to you". That's funny. Not gross.

[vindicatedxjin]

It gives me goose bumps just reading about it.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Persnickety.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Ya'll instead of y'all. Ya'll would mean "Ya I will", whereas y'all would mean "You all".

[Angelic Dissonance2]

Originally Posted by MergingEntropy

The phrase "douche-bag" or just "douche" in general when referring to an idiot. I hear it every where & it irks me.
Also, I can't stand when people use ****** & cracker to refer to african americans & caucasians :|

A douche is actually a hybrid tool+dick. It should not refer to run-of-the-mill idiocy. For instance, a guy is a douche if he dumps you with a text-message, or always flirts with other chicks when you're out on a 'special night' with him.

The difference is that a douche is too much of a dumb-ass to figure out how he's pissing you off, and a dick does it on purpose.

[tesla-jane]

Legitly.
As in "I just legitly fell out of my chair."
DIE!!

[Nightwalker39]

Any time a person uses text language in a conversation.

[CarrionCorpse]

Originally Posted by Nightwalker39

Any time a person uses text language in a conversation.

I couldn't agree with you more.

I really hate when people use 'um' as a filler.
Just be silent if you can't think of what you're going to say next, then say it when it comes. Don't fill the empty space with UM.
I also hate the over-use of the word 'like'.
"And then I was like, going to go to my car and like, decided I was going to go to Arby's and then I like, got there and I was like...."
*shudders*

[Nightwalker39]

Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse

I couldn't agree with you more.

I really hate when people use 'um' as a filler.
Just be silent if you can't think of what you're going to say next, then say it when it comes. Don't fill the empty space with UM.
I also hate the over-use of the word 'like'.
"And then I was like, going to go to my car and like, decided I was going to go to Arby's and then I like, got there and I was like...."
*shudders*

True, so so true.

[putaloca]

Originally Posted by Wintermute

I love swearing.

Me too! Dexter's sister Deb is my heroine - I fuckin LOVE the shit out of her character! She has conjugated more swear words in more creative ways in 10 seconds than I can possibly think of in an hour. I would love to have a serious bitch session with whoever writes her dialogue.

I can't even speak politely for days after watching Dexter, especially if I watch Dexter and Sparticus (by Jupiter's cock) in the same night. It's even worse if I mix it with an episode of Scrubs (Dr. Cox), then add just a tiny bit of alcohol.

I am so damned lucky I was born in the 20th century.

I almost forgot to include the words I hate to hear used; my choices would include any swear words that are NOT used with the utmost conviction, sincerity, confidence and (very importantly) the proper grammer.

[Nightwalker39]

Cursing may allow others to understand your anger, or it may just make you feel better. But there are alot of word that you can say that will confuse others and still insult them.

[Murder.Of.Crows]

When people use words that don't exist in place of cuss words.

[Nightwalker39]

Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

When people use words that don't exist in place of cuss words.

I agree with that.

[ape descendant]

"gooder"..... especially when its on that damned commercial... argh

[MissCheyenne]

Wait, what is 'gooder' even supposed to mean?

[ape descendant]

I'm sure it's better's evil cousin or something. The commercial is about laundry detergent... It puts my teeth on edge.

[Expecto Sherlock]

"Sick" when attempting to communicate "cool."

"Wicked" when attempting to communicate "awesome."

[MissCheyenne]

I just hate the word panties. It makes me cringe. I don't know why. I may have mentioned this already but I hate it so much, I'm going to risk mentioning it again. Knickers, that's what they are, not panties.

[ape descendant]

I have a similar thing, its cute when girls say panties, but it grosses me out when guys say it... especially older men. Its like some sort of pervy baby talk.

[Murder.Of.Crows]

...It creeps me out to say it. It also gives me the feeling of perverseness.

[CarrionCorpse]

Originally Posted by Expecto Sherlock

"Sick" when attempting to communicate "cool."

"Wicked" when attempting to communicate "awesome."

I say both of those at times...
And I love saying panties.
I think underwear always sounds odd-_-

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse

I say both of those at times...
And I love saying panties.
I think underwear always sounds odd-_-

Both of those could be applied sparingly.
But I call to mind a guy I'd been around too much on a certain day.
There was no cool, awesome, amazing, interesting, neat, or even spiffy. His singular choice of slang was "sick," which constantly called upchuck to mind.

I like a little variety in expression.