Sexuality - Page 63

cinaria · 03-22-2006, 03:35 PM

I'll take your word for it, Tenet.

cinaria · 03-22-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

What is a cocklung?

Something my boyfriend said to me the other day and I can't seem to get it out of my head. I'll probably change it because somehow it just doesn't have the nice, little ring I thought it would.

03-22-2006, 03:38 PM

It may be because this is a literary website and as an English major, we expect more from you.

That is all.

New topic: Why are guys surprised when they find out their girls want to try anal?

My ex (the one that brought on the death of bunnies...) asked me about it and was pretty surprised that I want to try it. From what I've heard, it's amazing, so why not try something we both want to do?

Just for you I haven't told, he and I are more or less on a break until we can actually be together and have the future we want together. We've talked about it and that's the conclusion we came to... that if we are going to end up together, we can wait for it, get closer and let it come when we are Both ready for it.

Is that a good way to go about it? (Keep in mind that we are both the same age, have known each other for 3 years and don't want to fuck up any possibility of a future that we may have)

03-22-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cinaria

Well, you are more than welcome to think I am lying. Oh well. I don't tend to lie, but do you know me? Nope, so I have no proof. As far as flunking my major is concerned, I am not. I have a solid B in my composition class. I never said I was perfect, nor will I ever. I just know that I probably won't talk to you anymore because I didn't join this forum to get bitched at.

If you are that annoyed by me, put me on your ignore list.

I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I care for you or what you're doing in life because I honestly don't. So, thanks for the update on your life, but really, i just don't care.

And no, no ignore list for you. I tend to like flaming idiots such as yourself, so it's important for me to see everything they're doing.

It would be a treat if you never talked to me again. And if you didn't join the forum to get bitched at, don't act like a feeb.

You're dismissed. Go back to your dreary B average and excuse filled life.

tenet_2012 · 03-22-2006, 03:42 PM

Damn, Geisha.

I'm spechless at that flame, minus the small chuckle that managed to escape my lips.

03-22-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

Damn, Geisha.

I'm spechless at that flame, minus the small chuckle that managed to escape my lips.

Every day I come here, I see your posts and it makes me smile. I genuinly enjoy you, Tenet. I just want you to know that.

blawk · 03-22-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

Why are guys surprised when they find out their girls want to try anal?

Guys will do anything to be able to stick their dick into something.Duh.

03-22-2006, 03:59 PM

Thats doesn't answer her question. She wants to know why guys are surprised. You're answer in no way explains the phenomenon she is referring to.

All your answer does is strengthen the belief that you're a braying nit with Top Raman noodles wiggling inside your cranial cavity.

Ben Lahnger · 03-22-2006, 04:09 PM

cinaria, we have some very accomplished flame artists here. The two best (in my opinion) are Sanctus and GeishaGirl. Which one is number one depends on which one is having a crappy day. I probably ought to mention some other folks here, but I was checking name spelling and realised I'd have to consider people I haven't seen for a while, and I'd tick someone off for forgetting them.

Anyway, I get away with a ... once in a while, but I'm always aware of how it looks. Not because I'm worried about being flamed, but because I know that it is more certain that I will be clearly understood. And also because, if my writing is easier to read, people are more likely to read them and be interested in responding.

For what it's worth, this is a gothic LITERARY site, so folks around here take sentence structure, grammar, punctuation and spelling pretty seriously. In fact, you'll find most members don't mind if you do or don't wear black or listen to Manson. But misspell a lot of words, drop a lot of periods across the screen or engage in too many run on sentences, and you will hear about it. Thought I'd give you fair warning.

Oh, and stay away from the l33t speak. It makes peoples eyes bleed!

Ben Lahnger · 03-22-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Thats doesn't answer her question. She wants to know why guys are surprised. You're answer in no way explains the phenomenon she is referring to.

All your answer does is strengthen the belief that you're a braying nit with Top Raman noodles wiggling inside your cranial cavity.

*spits coke on keyboard*

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

DAYUM, GEISHA! You are in rare form today. You're right about this, and I've had my eye on Mr. Blawk here anyway, but that was intense!

Ben Lahnger · 03-22-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

Why are guys surprised when they find out their girls want to try anal?

There's a simple answer, darkangel. It's because it never happens! Having your girl tell you she's interested in trying anal is like hitting the lottery. It's a rare and beautiful thing, and it comes as a bit of a shock. We just don't expect we'll find a girl who will say yes to that one.

I've had two girls in my life who said they were interested. That's over a long period of time. And that is not unusual, based on candid conversations I've been having with guys all my life.

03-22-2006, 04:22 PM

Thanks Ben. And you forgot Santerea. I'm in love with her flames. And some of Sanctus' flames bring me to tears. In a good way.

Where were you right now anyhow? Who let you off your leash and away from the boards?

Ben Lahnger · 03-22-2006, 04:25 PM

Hm ... me? I actually go to the grocery store once in a while.

I'm baking lasagna!

(my leash is long enough to reach the oven)

And, yes, I thought about Santerea (and that screwed up bold format tag) after the five minute edit limit was up. She has a way with scalding words like no one else.

03-22-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

There's a simple answer, darkangel. It's because it never happens! Having your girl tell you she's interested in trying anal is like hitting the lottery. It's a rare and beautiful thing, and it comes as a bit of a shock. We just don't expect we'll find a girl who will say yes to that one.

I've had two girls in my life who said they were interested. That's over a long period of time. And that is not unusual, based on candid conversations I've been having with guys all my life.

I'm rare AND a beauty?! WORD UP!

Wow... I can't believe it's that rare... I just think that women won't try it unless they are with someone they care about and trust. At least that is my case.

blawk · 03-22-2006, 04:45 PM

Oh yes.You really put me in my place.
Wow,must have been the highlight of your day.

03-22-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by blawk

Oh yes.You really put me in my place.
Wow,must have been the highlight of your day.

Glad you know where your place is.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 03-22-2006, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

There's a simple answer, darkangel. It's because it never happens! Having your girl tell you she's interested in trying anal is like hitting the lottery. It's a rare and beautiful thing, and it comes as a bit of a shock. We just don't expect we'll find a girl who will say yes to that one.

I'm going to agree with that one.

It just doesn't happen often, if at all. It's a phenomenon, the kind in which, leaves a man's jaw on the floor and his thing in the air.

03-22-2006, 10:43 PM

Well damn then... hopefully Scott didn't break his jaw...

edible_eye · 03-23-2006, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Santarea

No, your continued existence here still makes my ass twitch. Shoo.

i'll scratch that for you, if you'd like.

DemureDemise · 03-23-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by thetiesonyourcorset

What are your views on the subject?

i'm just very curious as to what people think about it!!!

I'm straight but I believe in doing things that make you happy when it comes to sexuality.

lecross · 03-23-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DemureDemise

I'm straight

Oh my God,you're STRAIGHT???!! Get off this board!

Shi'ark · 03-23-2006, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by lecross

Oh my God,you're STRAIGHT???!! Get off this board!

who the hell are you?

Shi'ark · 03-23-2006, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

Hunny, it's the Reject again.

Just ignore him.

Oh, but I want to pock him with those pointy sticks I always have for a troll hunt.

Ben Lahnger · 03-23-2006, 09:17 AM

Oh, yay! I exhalt the return of Lecross-eyed troll!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

You are a freaky little dude if you think the best way you can spend your time is sitting here trying to engender more insults. Weird!

tenet_2012 · 03-23-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lecross

Oh my God,you're STRAIGHT???!! Get off this board!

I am gay. But, there is only like two others that I know of.

So, you are an idiot.