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03-24-2006, 09:11 AM
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#1601
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Hey a 1/2 inch is a mile in some areas of the body... am I right?? Yea yea? 
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-24-2006, 09:20 AM
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#1602
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin: The Land of Cheese!
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Hey a 1/2 inch is a mile in some areas of the body... am I right?? Yea yea? |
You got an extra leg lying around somewhere?
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03-24-2006, 09:34 AM
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#1603
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Did you wax it yourself?
I should try that...
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Oops, only just seen this! Yeah, I just used cold wax strips.
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Originally Posted by DarkIce
Ouch :-)
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It hurts like hell the first time, but after a few times the roots weaken and it's barely noticeable!
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"Life is like a chronic illness, and finding something interesting to do is a kind of long-term cure."
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03-24-2006, 09:48 AM
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#1604
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I wish I were asexual. It would be easier.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-24-2006, 10:22 AM
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03-24-2006, 10:46 AM
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#1606
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I love that you felt compelled to add that extra 1/2 inch.
You make me happy in my squishy places.
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I'm 5' 4 and a half. The half is very important when you're a shortass! *sobs*
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"Life is like a chronic illness, and finding something interesting to do is a kind of long-term cure."
~ Wei Hui
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03-24-2006, 10:53 AM
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#1607
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Deviant Kitten
I'm 5' 4 and a half. The half is very important when you're a shortass! *sobs*
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I'm 5'4 and a HALF too.
* humps your leg*
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03-24-2006, 10:58 AM
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There is a clone of edible_eye on many other forums. A ghola of mark. This clone was trained as a Mentat from early childhood. He has retained some of his memory but not fully. He is trained in the up most logic,reasoning, and statistics. All will be well. I'm sure he will do good as a mentat. I am looking foward to him prospering and becoming a good ghola. Just wanted to inform everyone in case you all didn't know. Perhaps he will someday be trained in the arts of sword fighting and become a sardaukar soldier. Please to understand the operations,experimentations, and obligations that we have undergone. Thank you for your time.
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03-25-2006, 05:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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5' 4 and a half is now the Official Sexiest Height
...Ok, joint sexiest with 5' 8 and a half (You cheater, Xng!)
Hey, I got a leg hump! *dirty grin*
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"Life is like a chronic illness, and finding something interesting to do is a kind of long-term cure."
~ Wei Hui
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03-25-2006, 07:58 AM
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#1610
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Hey a 1/2 inch is a mile in some areas of the body... am I right?? Yea yea? |
Very true! And I'm also Mael's height!
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03-25-2006, 08:11 AM
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#1611
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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I'm 5"10. That's a model's height. So it's officially sexy right? Hehe. J/K
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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03-25-2006, 08:29 AM
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#1612
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I'm 5'5" but I think I may be shrinking. I hate my spine. Grrrrruff!
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-25-2006, 01:53 PM
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#1613
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
I'm 5'8". I am a small skinny guy.
*really big penis though*
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Woot! Hell yeah, brother. Let's hear it for short guys with big penises! *high five*
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-25-2006, 02:11 PM
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#1614
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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I want Bumper Stickers!!!
" I Heart Short Guys with Big Dicks!! "
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03-25-2006, 02:12 PM
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5'3...
And no penis...well a detached one but I don't think that counts...
And penis size and the way it is viewed is dependant on proportion...
6 foot guy with 8 inches compared to a 5'8 guy with the same size... hmmm...
And yes, I used Tenet's height. Meh.
New question from the Uninformed. Why do guys find corsets sexy and does it feel good to... ahem... have sex in them?
Kinda a question for both sides of the fence...
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03-25-2006, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Hmm, I don't think that's allowed.
Posts: 195
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Haha I just started reading this post and jumped to the last page. It's all about the height, eh? I just beat almost everyone on this page: I'm 5'9" and a HALF. What's with all the halves? Oh well. I have one too. Halves make my day. Otherwise I'd only be 5'9", and that's not good in the hood.
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03-25-2006, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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My height makes me uber gawthy! Tee hee hee hee!
Actually, I'm not so wild about the corsets. They don't look like they could possibly be comfortable, and I'm thinking having sex in them is a challenge.
Now, having said that, I really like the effect some of them have of pushing the breasts up like a maiden at a renaissance festival! Oh, those bounding bosoms!
Yay for pushed up boobies!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-25-2006, 11:05 PM
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Ok... I must say I'm weirded out... I just looked up the exact procedure of a Pap smear (I've never had one done) And HOLY FUCK.
Seriously.
Scares the shit right out of me. Then I made the mistake of hitting image search... OH Dear Lordie...
But I'm still going to get my cervix swiped because I will need to regulate and Just in case  ...
And since Mom is letting me go stay at Scott's for the May Long Weekend, she's taking me condom shopping...
My mother. Condom shopping. With me.
Something VERY wrong with that with thurr...
*edit* Ben...I LOVE THAT EFFECT TOO!
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03-26-2006, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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*falls out of chair laughing*
That just made my night Darkangel. Condom shopping. Of course, at least your parents seem a bit more open minded about sex than many who still like to live in the 50's.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-26-2006, 12:53 AM
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My mother is the only one who I've talked about sex with. She is encouraging me to have it and to be safe about it... I'm so happy that she is open with me and can do something like this and Enjoy it...
For all of you Gothic Mommies and Daddys - take note... always, ALWAYS be sexually open with your kids...
It'll help them feel comfortable and they will tell you more about their sex lives and decisions they are making with it.
I'm glad I made your night Milky... My mom made mine when she told me she was taking me... I was like... WHAT?
She laughed. Oh how I love my mother...
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03-26-2006, 02:16 AM
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#1621
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Oh baby.. sex in corsets rawk hard core... If you have one that binds in the lower tummy it adds extra pressure, plus it looks hot if your all doggie style and such, meh boy LOVES it. (ofcourse this also depends on the boy)
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-26-2006, 05:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
And since Mom is letting me go stay at Scott's for the May Long Weekend, she's taking me condom shopping...
My mother. Condom shopping. With me.
Something VERY wrong with that with thurr...
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You think that's strange? You should read my story about my Mom telling me about her visit to an adult toy store in "LIES My Parents Told Me", right here in the general forum.
Talk about *twitch*!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-26-2006, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Oh baby.. sex in corsets rawk hard core... If you have one that binds in the lower tummy it adds extra pressure, plus it looks hot if your all doggie style and such, meh boy LOVES it. (ofcourse this also depends on the boy)
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See... I asked Scott right out if he was into anything other than the "Mainstream" Stuff and he told me No. Then when we went to Millenium and I picked out a few corsets I wanted, his jaw hit the floor and shattered and there was drool everywhere... And he won't shut up about whether or not I was going to try them on or buy one...
So much for being into Vanilla...
Sanctus, it's nice to see you talking on the touchy topic. *hugs*
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03-26-2006, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
You think that's strange? You should read my story about my Mom telling me about her visit to an adult toy store in "LIES My Parents Told Me", right here in the general forum.
Talk about *twitch*!
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That's so awesome Ben! Fucking funny shit!
Too bad my mom pointed out there was a variety when she got a playgirl for one of her birthdays...
I love how sexually open my mom is. I'm not afraid to ask questions or recieve advice and I don't get the shitty friend experience because mom is more experienced than all of my friends combined... Um... TMI or is that normal anyway?
You want a really weird story? One of my mom's "friends" was a football player and had just had surgery on his knee, meaning no strenous activity. Well he and my mom fucked... and fucked up his knee. He could have gone professional, but he chose a night of something a lot less physical than his sport...
Now the weird part... His son and I went to school together for Grades 10 and 11... and knowing what I did, I couldn't help but snicker when I saw Bolson. Him and his dad look SO much alike... I can't say I blame my mom...
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03-26-2006, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
Ok... I must say I'm weirded out... I just looked up the exact procedure of a Pap smear (I've never had one done) And HOLY FUCK.
Seriously.
Scares the shit right out of me. Then I made the mistake of hitting image search... OH Dear Lordie...
But I'm still going to get my cervix swiped because I will need to regulate and Just in case ...
And since Mom is letting me go stay at Scott's for the May Long Weekend, she's taking me condom shopping...
My mother. Condom shopping. With me.
Something VERY wrong with that with thurr...
*edit* Ben...I LOVE THAT EFFECT TOO! |
They aren't that bad. They sound worse then they are.
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"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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