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03-27-2006, 10:26 AM
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I have signed up to be an editor for www.urbandictionary.com and I just approved this word for inclusion:
smufficate:
The unfortunate (but not necessarily accidental) event when an individual is suffocated performing cunnilingus.
Goddam ... that is fricken hillarious!!!
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03-27-2006, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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This one, however, I am NOT approving:
Daftbot:
Robot with a great appreciation for Daft Punk and jokes. Member of HARD TYECHNO OMGWTF =LOL BBQ GROUP!!! 木6列車.
Example sentence: Fancy Lady, Dance Commander and Titty Inspector will lead the daftbots to overtake the world in the year 2032.
WTF are people thinking? I think the only daftbot in existence is the author of this drivel.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Cleveland
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Sex
i am straight but i am cool with people who aren't
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03-27-2006, 10:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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I'm not sure about this one ... thinking of hitting the "reject" or the "I don't know" button on this one:
epregnant:
This is a common situation when having cyber sex without using an econdom.
Example sentence:
SarahT69: Um..I have some bad news
BigGuy21: yeah?
SarahT69: you know when we cybered the other night? Well, I'm epregnant
BigGuy21 has signed off
What do you think? It did make me smirk.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yeah ... I hear that. In that light, I'm voting for inclusion.
Like anyone is ever actually going to look up epregnant!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Good lord, what have I gotten myself into?
Man-bortion: When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
WTF?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Man-bortion: When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
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Ummmm...
I've had...
Nevermind, I'm not going there.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-27-2006, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Hey, Tenet, this is totally off topic, but looking at your sig reminded me of Cargo Cults. You heard of them?
Oh, and to be back on topic -
NASbian: A lesbian fan of NASCAR. Usually very maculine in looks.
Huh? We need a new word for THIS?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-27-2006 at 11:03 AM.
Reason: spelling
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03-27-2006, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Last one for now ... I'm approving this one on behalf of Xng!
frattard: n. a fucktard who is also a member of a fraternity on a college campus
Example sentence: I hated living in that dorm last year - it was full of frattards!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-27-2006, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria, BC
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Originally Posted by gruel
Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.
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How presumptious. Maybe go pick up a book, then come back and talk to me.
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03-27-2006, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria, BC
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Goddamn television's brainwashing properties have convinced Mood to be a sinner and a homosexual!
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Everyone may say it, but you can never prove it.
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03-27-2006, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Oooooh! Here's one more Urban definition, because I like it!
Asscavating: The process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 08:05 AM
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The following is NOT CHILD OR WORK APPROPRIATE.
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Not that I understand why you'd be browsing " Sexuality" while at work, but ...
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Ladies, ever want to feel like a pornstar? Or have you ever wanted to get in touch with your inner slut? There are several ways to get there. One would be by using a video camera. Fun, but then there's that tricky little detail of holding on to that video so it never ends up in the wrong hands.
Here's another alternative. How about The Amazing Cocksucking Mirror? Now you can see exactly what a bad girl you are, and there's no tell-tale evidence after the fact. Allow me to quote the author of acumwhorediary.com (adults only website) ...
"A cocksucking mirror! I feel all a-flutter just thinking about it! Do I have to be on Santa's Nice or Naughty list to get this for Christmas? Hmmm ... "
There is a link to it (with graphic, adults-only pictures) at the link below.
http://roydog.net/modules.php?op=mod...rticle&sid=812
If you are under the legal age where you live or would be offended by seeing a fully arounsed male member, do not click on the link on that page.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 08:31 AM
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Well, yeah ... I guess they had a little diffuculty finding a good looking model for the ... er, assignment?
Good thing prospective shoppers aren't buying the guy.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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I'm approving this for inclusion at www.urbandictionary.com:
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titstraction:
A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.
Example sentece: Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.
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Been there, stopped paying attention to that!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Damn breeders!
Always thinking about one thing. *huff*
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03-28-2006, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Umm, what more needs to be said, but
Redneck Bra
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
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*cracks up* ka-razy!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-28-2006, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
New question from the Uninformed. Why do guys find corsets sexy and does it feel good to... ahem... have sex in them?
Kinda a question for both sides of the fence...
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I found am awesome corset site that address this. It does contain some nudity, very tasteful.
Mods, delete if necessary.
Corest Fan
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03-28-2006, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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I WANT ONE!!!
Seriously, how do I get one?!?!
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Xng, I don't know. I think there's just the one for that gag photo.
It looks like that one was constructed using a pair of mannequin hands.
If it helps any, here's a picture of the High Fashion Redneck Bra .
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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If all else fails, make your own!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-28-2006, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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If you get anywhere with it, I want to be the first to request pictures!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I'll be the second to make such a request...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-28-2006, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Ok, so, who wants to use my hands for the bra?
Just had to throw that out there.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-28-2006, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Um.. I'll take you up on that offer Korova!! Now.. where is my plaster casting kit....
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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