the Corrupted Wishes game

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted, but you can't go because your house goes insane and traps you in the basement. The windowless basement. The windowless basement with solid lead doors. Looks like you'll just have to hear about it from your friends, who love to brag.

I wish that I wasn't so tired during the day.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but man loves to act. Your seemingly boundless energy will enable you to establish world peace, as well as finding a global panacea, however, your restlessness will eventually lead you to destroy everything, leaving the same mess you started with.

I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. But now an angry mob is after you for subverting the game.

I wish I could concentrate on homework more.

[Aaroneet]

Granted. But now you have no time for any recrational activities, forcing you to temporarily go insane (it seems that this is the most common worst-case scenario, doesn't it?).

I wish I was inspired right now.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. Your muse, however, decides to inspire you not with creativity, but an uncontrollable urge to poke yourself with sharp objects.

I wish I had a personal hot-air balloon.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but it would never run out of air, and you would wind up somewhere in a distant land, where computers and modern technology as we know it is virtually non-existant, forcing you to leave this site permanently.

I wish the above explanation wasn't so long-winded.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. It becomes so short that it no longer exists, and, with it, your entire Gnet account, and, with that, your entire existence.

I wish I knew if that even made sense.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, everything you say becomes logical, however, it comes with a complete loss of muse.

I wish that my laptop didn't suck away at electricity like a parasite.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted; it now sucks away at the ozone layer.

I wish I had that freakin' huge strawberry Danish in the bakery window.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. However you're now acutely allergic to strawberries, and the Danish is non-refundable.

I wish I had a pet unicorn. xD

[bjork_freak]

Originally Posted by Alaizabel Cray

Granted. However you're now acutely allergic to strawberries, and the Danish is non-refundable.

I wish I had a pet unicorn. xD

Congratz. You now have a magical unicorn. But you unwisely decide to play leap-frog with it, and you are unaware of the consequences.

I wish I could go to Projekt Revolution.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. However, an 85 year-old man who wears black socks with sandals is waiting for you. He lures you to his car with promises of a slice of chocolate cake, and no one ever sees or hears from you again.

I wish that I could find my black Sharpie, I lost it and now I need it.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, however you wind up surrendering all other material posessions to gain it back.

I wish that my parents wouldn't give me car magazines anymore.

[Don't Look Behind You]

Granted....you now have no more car magazines. And yet you soon cannot grasp the whole idea of "car" anymore and get black outs every time you think of technology. Eventually you cannot even deal with the toaster. As a result of your new confusion about the modern world you also cannot figure out the process of crossing the street and get run over by a car.

I wish I would finaly meet the perfect guy for me and live happily ever after.

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

Granted. This is the perfect guy for you, but not for the rest of the world: He loves you very much and is truly sweet with you, but turns out to murder somebody else and is locked in jail forever to rot.

I wish I had neverending money.

[Dancing_in_rain]

Granted. You suddenly win a new lottery prize: unlimited money until the end of your life. But the lottery people are money-griping people and so, they hire someone to kill you off. You're dead within four hours of having won.

I wish The GazettE sent me all their limited edition CDs and translated their blog into English.

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

This is easy. They send you the limited edition CDs... but they're broken and wouldn't work. The translation of their blog into English is so awful that you can't understand anything and it makes every sentence sound funny (BabelFish like I have funny stories with Babelfish).

I wish some editorial would publish my wonderful writings

[Methadrine]

Granted! Unfortunately for you though, is that they run them through babelfish twice AND this following text too so that looks it like muck and understands noone, what says it.

I wish I could come up with a better wishgrant than this one.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but it is so phenomenal that it subverts the game.

I wish I could come up with a good quote right now.

[biohazard]

Granted, but it was already said by someone so you get sued and fined.

I wish people would be smarter.

[Valerius]

Granted, but they become so smart their brands expand and eventually explode, leaving the whole human race extinct.

I wish I wasn't so tired!

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

Granted. When you're dead, you don't feel tired.

I wish people would stop posting stupid and boring stuff in YouTube.

[Blood blossoms]

Granted. They now post it all in email attachments to you, quickly filling up your inbox. It gets to the point where you can't receive email from anyone else, and if you try to delete an email, another one fills its place seconds later. If you open one, a virus has your hard drive for lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack.

I wish I wasn't expecting people over today.

[bleedingheart344]

Granted, they come anyway, you just aren't expecting it.
I wish my download would finish.

[Kitten of the Catacomb]

Granted! But as soon as it's finished downloading, your computer self-destructs, causing your other technology to spontaneously combust.

I wish that I had something light and sweet to eat.