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03-28-2006, 09:13 PM
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#1676
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Xng: Nope, you get the whole package baby. Now if they have to ship seperately there might be a problem.
Sanctus: No plaster. Real living tissue. (For how long I guess you decide  )
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-28-2006, 09:16 PM
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#1677
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Real living tissue?? How authentic!!! How much is the Korova Hand Bra? And where do I purchase one?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-28-2006, 09:19 PM
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#1678
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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It's... It's... Well... Not for sale anymore.
I'd better just stick to cupping my own breasts before I get in trouble.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-28-2006, 09:38 PM
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#1679
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Damn Ebay auctions!!
Now I'm braless AND disappointed.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-28-2006, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Yes, Damn that eBay.
... I'm still for rent though.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-28-2006, 09:50 PM
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#1681
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I can't be rented ... but I can be used!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 09:52 PM
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#1682
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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That's not fair. You can't just come in here with your monopoly (and naked twister) and take over MY store.
*laughs and slaps leg* I made a monopoly joke.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-28-2006, 09:55 PM
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#1683
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Okay.. nuff with the industry fighting, I just need hands for my tits dammit!!
*naughty grin*
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-28-2006, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oh yeah ... and Sanctus, you would be a tremendous titstraction for my hands.
I love www.urbandictionary.com!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 10:03 PM
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#1685
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar
That's not fair. You can't just come in here with your monopoly (and naked twister) and take over MY store.
*laughs and slaps leg* I made a monopoly joke.
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Yeah, but monopoly takes too long.
On the other hand. naked twister for Tequilla shots ... now you're talking!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 10:05 PM
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#1686
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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So due to lack of warehouse stock I've "ben" sent an alternative brand?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-28-2006, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Alternative? Hmmmm ... If this was a long time ago I'd reference the 7-up uncola commercials ... *thinking*
Not so long ago ... the Hurtz (or was it Avis) "we're number 2, we try harder" commercials ... nope, still too old ... *thinking some more*
I must be tired ... not coming up with anything ...
So I'll pop this in here, because it's mildly sexual and somewhat offensive and I laughed my ass off when I heard it:
Tonight, on the Jimmy Kimmel Live rerun, he was talking about the sixty -plus year old grandma in California who just had another baby.
Jimmy: "You know how she know it was time to go to the hospital? Her dust broke!"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-28-2006, 11:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Tonight, on the Jimmy Kimmel Live rerun, he was talking about the sixty -plus year old grandma in California who just had another baby.
Jimmy: "You know how she know it was time to go to the hospital? Her dust broke!"
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That cracked me up. * chuckles*
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03-28-2006, 11:40 PM
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#1689
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
Posts: 9
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I didnt catch the rerun but i read the newspaper article. I think that lady is somewhat weird in having like 11 children.
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03-28-2006, 11:46 PM
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What is wrong with having a big family? My boy wants like 7 kids... And I don't mind as long as we can finacially support them comfortably.
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03-28-2006, 11:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
Posts: 9
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66 years old, 11 Children, like 6 Grandchildren... ive heard of a big family but thats just a lil too big... sorry for my personal opinion, I myself want a big family, but not that big.
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03-29-2006, 01:31 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Did the newborn turn out to be healthy? Reproducing at this age is not safe. Eww that means that old lady must have had sex with her husband. *erases picture from head*
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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03-29-2006, 03:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Scotland - yes there's goths here too!
Posts: 105
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I'm glad I've got a metal version of an internet firewall for images like that!
I'm from a small family. I was an only child but since my dad re-married and I now have a step-brother and step-sister, I'm glad I was. I don't get on well with my step family. We can co-exist but we don't have to like it. Although I am somewhat uncomfortable with the idea of my dad with another woman. More bad mental images... ah there's the firewall again, phew!
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03-29-2006, 07:49 AM
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#1694
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Okay.. nuff with the industry fighting, I just need hands for my tits dammit!!
*naughty grin*
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funny you should mention this - my palms are itching for some tit.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-29-2006, 08:26 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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My gift to the men of Gnet.
Hot Girl
No nudity.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-29-2006, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Montclair, CA
Posts: 15
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Originally Posted by DevAdvent
66 years old, 11 Children, like 6 Grandchildren... ive heard of a big family but thats just a lil too big... sorry for my personal opinion, I myself want a big family, but not that big.
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My husband's ex has had 11 children that we know of, and she's only 30. Her last 3 or 4 have been by the same man, 1 for sure by my husband--but there's two she claimed was his (until a recent custody battle, she was overheard to have said the older one wasn't my husband's child) and the rest are by different men (one was adopted and another died of SIDS). It's all very sad and complicated. All those kids are suffering because she can't possibly give all of them the attention they need and deserve. His ex recently dropped off 3 kids (two of them my husband's) at their grandmas house because she can't afford to keep them all under one roof. (We're currently trying to make room for the kids so they might be able to live with us--pending custody). She's apparently pregnant again. That woman has no self control or any common sense. She makes me really angry that she abuses her right to reproduction.
Personally I don't ever want children. I think it's kind of selfish to want to leave something of yourself behind or "just to see what it's like." Get a puppy. It's the same experience.
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03-29-2006, 08:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Damn...
That is some shit.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-29-2006, 08:55 AM
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#1698
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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DirtyBlonde, that is messed up.
I am absolutely for a woman's right to control her own body. It's situations like this where they refuse to control it to the degree where they can be responsible for the results, that make me crazy.
How sad for those children.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-29-2006, 03:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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A New Meaning To "All-Inclusive Vacation Package"
Talk about the ultimate getaway ... this gives a whole new meaning to "All Inclusive".
Google results for one question often lead to different, unrelated answers. One of those led me to go to www.exoticretreat.net.
Here's a description from their homepage. Read it and marvel along with me:
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Welcome to an exciting new vacation concept offered by exoticretreat.net.
With our innovative vacation package you will be transported to a tropical paradise where your fantasies will become reality. Upon arrival you will experience complete relaxation in a private environment with all of your needs individually catered to. Your only decisions will be which of our beautiful ladies you want to be your companion, and which of the extensive activities you will want to enjoy. Everything else is taken care of. You will stay in a wonderful villa, accommodating three other guests, which includes an on-site cook who will prepare all meals, a continuous open bar and daily maid service.
You will have your own bedroom suite that includes private bath. Imagine relaxing by the pool sipping a cold cocktail with several young and gorgeous women frolicking nearby. Our ladies are hand chosen for their beauty, personality and knowledge of how to take care of a special man.
Our villa is located in the Dominican Republic on the eastern half of Hispanola Island, located in the Caribbean Sea about 750 miles east by southeast of Miami. The DR is world renowned for its tropical beauty, white sandy beaches, turquoise water, cool breezes and sporting activities such as golf, fishing and sailing. It has long been a popular vacation destination for Canadians, Europeans, and, of course, Americans. We are located along the northern shore of the DR near the resort area of Puerto Plata. This area is well known for its resorts and activities, and it is served by an international airport close by (the airport code is POP).
Don't hesitate to join us at our villa because this is the ultimate in vacation experiences. The island's warm breezes will dissipate your stress and worries, and every need will be catered to in the first class fashion in which you are accustomed. Our beautiful hostesses will provide you with "full service" companionship and see to it that your well-deserved holiday is fun, exciting and satisfying. Afterwards, you will return home to your normal routine with recharged batteries, ready to tackle the world!
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I DO think I need my batteries recharged, now that I think about it.
Allow me to quote their rates and packages page:
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The exotic retreat concept was designed to provide you with an all-inclusive vacation package so that your holiday with us will be enjoyable and carefree. Each package includes the following:
* Private transfers to and from the airport to our location.
* Full time companionship selected by you from our group of gorgeous hostesses.
* Private suite at our luxurious accommodations including private bath.
* All meals and drinks provided on-site.
* Continuous open bar.
* On-site coordinator to organize any extra recreational activities such as golf, fishing, etc.
Basic Package:
* 4 days and three nights at our private villa: $3,900.
* Cost for each additional night thereafter is $1,000.
* You can choose to have an extra hostess for an additional $500 per hostess per night.
* Rest assured that our hostesses understand the meaning of a "full service" adult entertainment experience.
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Sooooo ... does this sound like paradise? Well, it would have to be in some people's book. Me, I think I'll just dream about getting laid ... er, I mean laying on the beach. LOL!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-29-2006, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Xng, I'm thinking this is all highly flexible ...
much like I imagine those hostesses are.
*Puh-dum-bum!*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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