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07-20-2013, 07:32 AM
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#151
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Originally Posted by Acharis
Currently watching The Walking Dead millions of years after everyone else has. I'm pretty smart at improvising warm clothing, fixit, and growing food... but I'm so not a runner. I probably wouldn't survive.
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You just need to run faster than someone else. Just hang out with unfit people.
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07-20-2013, 05:03 PM
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#152
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Either that or make a small, closed-off eco system inside an impenetrable bunker.
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07-21-2013, 01:16 AM
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#153
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
You just need to run faster than someone else. Just hang out with unfit people.
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Fibromyalgia... Pretty sure I'm the least fit person I know.
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08-05-2013, 05:13 AM
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#154
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Berlin, Germany
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surely if they're undead that means they can't die....I mean Zombies just eat people cause they're driven by a lust to propagate the undead, doesn't necessarily mean they need human flesh be alive(dead)
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08-05-2013, 10:17 AM
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#155
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Obviously they can die. Destroy their nervous system, they stop moving. Destroy their brains, they stop "living"
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08-15-2013, 03:01 AM
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#156
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Originally Posted by Acharis
Fibromyalgia... Pretty sure I'm the least fit person I know.
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Bet you can still outrun me! I'd start off okay, but I bet I'd trip over my own feet within about 3 yards and then while the zombies are trying to find my brain (seriously doubt I have one), you'll be off to safety.
Oh and if you believe the zombies in the movie Warm blood, then all we need is two people to fall in love, and then we'll turn the zombies back to humans.
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08-15-2013, 06:30 AM
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#157
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If they're the sprinting zombies Fruity, we're both screwed.
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08-23-2013, 03:16 AM
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#158
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Originally Posted by Acharis
If they're the sprinting zombies Fruity, we're both screwed.
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It's okay, because I'm pretty darn friendly with a Vulcan, so we can transport right out of there :-D
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12-17-2014, 12:05 AM
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#159
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Much like a zombie, this thread now rises from the dead!
So, blade weapons against zombies - yay or nay?
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12-17-2014, 03:37 AM
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#160
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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: New York, NY
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The preview of this thread said "The best way to survive the..." and I immediately knew it was going to end up finishing with "Zombie Apocalypse". Why? Why me? Why us?!
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12-17-2014, 05:32 AM
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#161
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Because we ARE the zombies - the Zombie Apocalypse has already happened. The Smartphones turned us into zombies, and a select few of us have managed to escape infection - for now....
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12-17-2014, 05:53 AM
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#162
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Much like a zombie, this thread now rises from the dead!
So, blade weapons against zombies - yay or nay?
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Nay, unless as a back up weapon. Blades, despite popular belief, require constant upkeep and tend to dull after so much use. You need a blunt weapon that can survive constant use such as a baseball bat with long bolts, nails and screws driven into it.
As this scene demonstrates in "Dawn of the Dead" how easily and effective blunt against blades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3-g5wu3bSg
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12-17-2014, 07:35 AM
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#163
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Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: The dark side of the Moon
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easy way to survive
Gather like 5 to 15 zombies, remove their arms and lower jaws. attach chains around their necks or through their waists. Post them outside of your house like undead repel. If its anything like the walking dead other zombies will not come near cause it dose not small like human. It will smell dead. Or your could just roll around in the zombies you slaughter.
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12-17-2014, 01:37 PM
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#164
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Bourbon Boy: You wanna be on my supertanker with me? 
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12-17-2014, 02:30 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: The dark side of the Moon
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sure sounds fun ;3
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12-17-2014, 08:28 PM
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#166
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Alamo City, USA
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Bourbon Boy: You wanna be on my supertanker with me? |
Hellz yeah! We shall kick back and fish until the undead are beyond ash and create a new world
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12-18-2014, 03:59 AM
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#167
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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: New York, NY
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Because we ARE the zombies - the Zombie Apocalypse has already happened. The Smartphones turned us into zombies, and a select few of us have managed to escape infection - for now....
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Oh my god, dude, you have no idea how much I empathize with that. Seriously, since phones have been able to access most of the futures we once had limited to our PC's it's like most people have no reason to talk to anyone or have an actual conversation anymore. It's usually just small talk while they seek to "gratify" (instagram  ) their egos by determining if they've actually actualized themselves based on the amount of likes they got that day.
FB can be pretty annoying sometimes for those reasons so I've gone into hiding on my old LJ account. I miss the fact that LJ had life in the communities I enjoyed back in the '00s but I kinda like it's ghost-towny feels these days. Helps get my mind off half the bullshit I see on FB. Really wish someone would revive the goth communities on there.
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05-28-2015, 08:51 PM
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#168
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Bourbon Boy: You wanna be on my supertanker with me? |
YOUR???? Supertanker... hey hang on a tic, I thought we were sharing?
But it's okay, I'll be one of the bros, as long as you can excuse some moments of girliness - but that only happens when I get a paper cut.
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06-13-2015, 06:44 AM
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#169
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
YOUR???? Supertanker... hey hang on a tic, I thought we were sharing?
But it's okay, I'll be one of the bros, as long as you can excuse some moments of girliness - but that only happens when I get a paper cut.
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We are, we are I just misspoke when I said "my supertanker"
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06-22-2015, 07:00 PM
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#170
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
We are, we are I just misspoke when I said "my supertanker" |
I'm going to have to spank you, you naughty Denmarkian (pretty sure that's not what you call people from Denmark, but what the heck) 
It's okay darling...I'm willing to share... I just need enough space for my tiny house, a rocking chair and some sheep, so I can grow my own wool... Oh and a couple of shearers, and maybe some grass (no, the sheep food kind). Maybe I'll just take the back bit...And I'll need some space for my solar panels... and a screen, because I just know I'll embarrass you guys while you are trying to be all tough and mean.
And I need access rights to the bow, so I can pretend to do the scene from the titanic, but you can leave Leo to be eaten by zombies...
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08-10-2015, 11:03 AM
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#171
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Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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08-11-2015, 04:49 AM
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#172
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bwahahahahahahahahaha... Awww, that's awesome Ape
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