the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 7

polished_wolf_claws · 10-20-2005, 05:44 PM

granted, but the Wish granting gods aren't too well in the synonym department, and you are left with a extremely fuzzy jet that does not fly well, and smells funny in the rain.

I wish for a soda

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-20-2005, 05:47 PM

LMAO!! That was great wolf!!

Granted. You get your soda, and you don't drink all of it. A couple days later you accidentally take a large swig and *BAM* ......Mouth full of mold...Mmmmmm....Fuzzy.

Hmmm..... Let's see...... I wish I had a smart faithful girlfriend.

Ariis · 10-20-2005, 08:06 PM

Eyes!!!!! Why did you make her into a
praying mantis that ate my head!
You definitely earned your psycho
description.

KorovaMilkbar, Granted but soon she decides
to be a nun. Still smart and faithful, but not yours
anymore. She is "married to the Lord".

I wish I had an unbreakable body again.

polished_wolf_claws · 10-21-2005, 12:57 PM

*Okay... I couldnt help Myself...*

Granted... but it's Not yours, It's a titanium Statue, WHich is granted to you from the sky, thus smushing yer body into a fine, angsty paste

I wish I could speak any language

Sabine_Blodwin · 10-21-2005, 02:10 PM

Ok. time to lunch now. but your lunch was poisoned.....u r dieing.

I wish a natural black rose.

polished_wolf_claws · 10-21-2005, 04:41 PM

granted... but in proper tradition of the granting black rose, you are killed by a rival Mob

I wish I had a plate of pasta

demoncross · 10-21-2005, 05:55 PM

Granted and it smells lovely, the best plate of pasta ever laid before you and as soon as you want to grab the fork you find that you arms wont move, in fact your entire body is paralyzed and everyone has forgotten about you and so you starve to death, staring at a delicious plate of pasta.

I wish I had joy and hope and faith and chastity and linda and maybe susan.

edible_eye · 10-21-2005, 06:39 PM

granted. and the best part? they all died ten days ago. and you're locked in a room with them. and the room is underground, without windows, encased in steel. oh, and what's that? one of their bodies - i think it's joy but who can tell with all the swelling and discoloration and initial signs of decay - just burst open due to noxious gas accumulation.

have fun.

i wish i had more beer.

Ariis · 10-21-2005, 08:20 PM

Granted! Some one puts a chemical that
makes you want more and more and more.
And it makes you more arrogant, and you
try to drive after gallons of beer you bought
then later wrestled from the bartender.
You wake up in a hospital bed surrounded by
doctors who are treating accident wounds
including puntured lung.You find you will be in
a hospital bed for 5 years, doing 25 to 50 years
for the people you killed in the drunk driving
accident, and fighting civil suits for the wrongful
deaths for the next 7 years more. After that,
You find your life is worth nothingby then, and
after one more drink, you commit suicide.

I wish I had a real body and another R1.

edible_eye · 10-21-2005, 08:27 PM

i'm not really sure what that means, but granted. immediately after achieving your real body and r1 status, you are hit and killed by me while on my drunk driving rampage. so sorry.

i wish i could have griselda for a little while.

Ariis · 10-21-2005, 09:09 PM

Denied! Just for running me over.
I'm sending you to Antarctica again with another
million dollars.

I wish I had another real and unbreakable
body and another R1 (a motorcycle). No make that 3

polished_wolf_claws · 10-22-2005, 01:55 PM

Granted, but again the Half Deaf Wish God Grants you the Prototype of the R1 Astromech Droid *THink Starwars Kiddies*, but as with Most Prototypes..... It's Psychotic and fights with you for the rest of Eternity due to your unbreakable body.... *Remember, astromechs can fix themselves*

I wish for Edible Eyes Sobriety

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-22-2005, 02:05 PM

Granted, he won't be needing it as he's still drunk. You now have a piece of paper representation of his sobriety, leaving none in his body, leaving E_E drunk for the rest of his life.

I wish I had a Monster energy drink.

Ariis · 10-22-2005, 06:06 PM

Granted, But the wish granting gods replaced the
dyslexic genies for those who take every
word too seriously. After you drink
you become a monster, scaring everyone
in sight. Before long, the air force sends
a stealth bomber to destroy you.
I hope it tasted good enough to die for.

I wish I could trade the R1-whatever the rest
of that droid's number is and get the
R1 motorcycle.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-23-2005, 03:06 AM

granted...the trade is done, but once again you smash your bike and are eaten alive by a beautiful vampire.
when will you learn???

i wish i was back in my mans bed.

edible_eye · 10-23-2005, 03:12 AM

granted. i'll be home in a little while.

i wish my eyes would stop watering.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-23-2005, 03:35 AM

granted....but then the anal discharge starts.
eeeewwwww......gross!

i wish had a better sterio.

edible_eye · 10-23-2005, 03:46 AM

granted. exact, precise, crystal clear and loud. your ears first bleed and then rupture. soon, you can't hear and the stereo no longer matters, which is good... cuz someone steals it.

i wish i was drunk.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-23-2005, 03:54 AM

granted......you stumble home drunk and crawl into bed, yet you forgot i was there waiting.....and i'm PISSED!!!! i go postal on your arse and you end up in hospital.
the very same hospital as before....the ugly male nurses are VERY happy your back.

i wish i were stoned

edible_eye · 10-23-2005, 05:44 AM

granted. you're so high, in fact, that you actually went postal on the mannequin i keep next to the bed (don't ask) and those nurses WERE very happy i was back, except they weren't nurses - they're members of a bukkake group - and they're happy because i brought the hot, stoned girl i promised to bring.

i wish i was sound asleep right now.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-23-2005, 06:13 AM

granted.....you drift off into a peaceful slumber. but you are unaware that you have actually been drugged and now tiny little gobblins are taking you away to their magical land where they will slice your testicles off, saute them in a little white wine and garlic and then merrily feast on them as tribute to their gobblin gods.

i wish i could be there to see that!

polished_wolf_claws · 10-23-2005, 01:04 PM

Granted... but it turns out taht your the Goblin horde's God, and you have to eat a large portion of the testical feast... *WHich by the way is Dry like live, and tastes like a combination of black liquorish, tomatoes and parmesian cheese*, Agonizing heart burn ensues.

I wish for a castle made of lego *None of those mega block, pieces of shit... LEGO*

Sabine_Blodwin · 10-23-2005, 03:04 PM

Ok A LEGO castle coming for you. But in the same time that you just enter in, the doors locked and the castle starts to move all the fornitures inside it. The psycotic fornitures run for you in angry to kill you. You run. But when you think that you are safe, the giant candelabrum on the ceiling fall down and.........you die....aff ¬¬

I wish that the Myriads make a sohw here in the night of my birthday!

Ariis · 10-23-2005, 03:54 PM

Granted. But the anger of having their own
views and opinions constanly overurled
by yours' leads to your highness'
assassination.

I wish that beautiful vampiress would turn me
and make me her lover, instead of devouring me.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-23-2005, 04:30 PM

granted.....you and the beautiful vamp continue to see each other for many months, for her 1076th birthday you plan a wonderful picnic....you blindfold you lovly vamp and lead her out in to the garden....wait....oh no.....SUNLIGHT......you killed your lover....you bastard!!!! you then inhale her dust and chocke to death yourself!

ohhh....i wish i had a gorgous male sex slave.