Rant Thread - Page 73

Wise Child · 01-28-2006, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Hey, beh-beh.

Come to Wolfie. Wolfie needz boner!

Score!! *sits on Wolfie's boner*

Wise Child · 01-28-2006, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ghostposts

Wise Child, You are mah hero.

Aaw! Good luck with book and meds Ghostie. There's a lotta love on this room ^_^

JuliaGaltic · 01-28-2006, 08:32 AM

Arrgh! In the name of all things I hold sacred, why are women so psycho sometimes?!
An old friend of my bf's popped up recently, not worried about her or anything, he never had a crush on her, they never dated. Typical girl that I am, I got curious and wanted to see if she had an account anywhere in which she had pictures of herself. I just wanted to know what she looked like!
Anyway, I did some research and came up with her e-mail address. I used it to search for her on Myspace and she didn't have an account. Then, the mother of all tragedies, I accidentally clicked on the "invite" button!!!
So now she has an e-mail from myspace alerting her that I have invited her to create an account... ugh!
I was just curious as to what she looked like and now...well, curiosity did kill the cat after all.

cannibalnuns · 01-28-2006, 09:22 AM

I have thorns in my legs, arms, crotch and torso.... No I am not being funny; I am still digging the bastards out. I was up at 6:30 am splitting wood in a barren field that was once forest which has been cleared for a year. Then on top of that I loaded the shit. The things I do to make extra money. It was so totally not worth it. My truck is scratched to shit but it is a shitty vehicle anyway, it is about busted. My hands are raw and busted, but that is not the bad thing. The thorns in my inner thighs suck the most, they were mutant vines and the thorns were like cat’s claws. I was offered 150 for a truck load of wood, so I thought how bad could it really fucking be?

Well they did not tell me the land they had and where I was to get it from was over grown. I swear I could kick my own ass for doing it.. But now I at least have more money, but never again unless they clear the shit out. But when the thorns get through jeans and thermal underwear I have to call it quits. Now I did the job as I said I would. It was 28 degrees when I started and about 40 when I finished up or something like that. Either way my testicles have just now dropped back where they should be. But those thorns, I swear I hate those fuckers. They must have been sprayed with something or have some chemical on them. They burn and itch where they stuck, grrrr. I should have charged more….

Status: Tired, cranky and sore. I am going to drink myself into a stupor tonight and pickle my intelligence. Right now I just want to submerge myself in a hot bath with numerous virgins around me in scantly clad clothing. Virgins with fine wine, grapes and cheese. I want them to sing me songs and rub me down and praise me for being so macho. Even though I might whine because of something so small, they still call me a man! A man baby! And when I am soaked and ready they shall bring me my robe of silk and a ham sandwich with a larger glass of wine. And then pleasure me all night. Sadly though, I do not think that is going to happen. Bah screw it, the rest of the day looks bleak. Glenfiddich here I come…..

WolfMoon · 01-28-2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

I could buy a strap-on?

*hopeful look*

Like Manimal said, you have friends in the Northwest if you ever need a break Babe..

Or to be broken..

*more hopeful looks*

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10...e_Stars/46.gif

>_>
<_<

When can I cum over?

WolfMoon · 01-28-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wise Child

Score!! *sits on Wolfie's boner*

I thought I'd be sitting on your boner.

Oh, well that works too. Where did that strap-on go?

Thanks for the hugs guys. They are much appreciated. I don't feel that I deserve them, though. All of my troubles are created by myself.

Wise Child · 01-28-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

I thought I'd be sitting on your boner.

Oh, okay. If you must. Promise to hold me afterwards? *pretends to sigh* Work, work...

Of course you deserve hugs. Plus a good seeing-to. Just doing my part for the war effort.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-29-2006, 01:31 AM

i'm so fucking sick of men and their precious little egos.
what about my fucking ego huh?
god you put one foot out of place and they turn into snivelling little 12 year olds and sulk untill you apologise and they do stupid immatre shite like ignore you on msn.
i mean seriously grow the fuck up.
you say you want honesty but you men cant fucking handle it can you?
petty fucking games....i'm so bloody over it.

bugger the lot of ya!

my apologies to any decent non-game-playing men out there...i am yet to meet ANY of you, if you do indeed exist as i have severe doubts.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-29-2006, 01:35 AM

Morta, I'm sorry that you have to put up with such immaturity.

I'm not too good with my words but you definitely had the right to rant about this.

edible_eye · 01-29-2006, 04:53 PM

non-game-playing-man here.

let's just bang and call it a day.

Wise Child · 01-29-2006, 06:43 PM

Geisha, I recommend the kitten bouncing game on mousebreaker.com. Cute AND addictive.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-29-2006, 08:22 PM

I reccommend the Bloody Penguin Death Game when you feel like sporking your own eyes out with boredom..

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingu2.php

His little bloody bits relax me, better than a cup of hot tea..

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-29-2006, 10:18 PM

My current rant.

Where is the fucking 'roach spray when a girl needs one?!?!

I ripped off it's top part with my hands but it's still not dead! fucking cockroaches!

edible_eye · 01-29-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Santarea

When in doubt, Edible is "The Bottom Line". Love ya!

santarea - you absolutely are sexy-fuckin-luscious.

WolfMoon · 01-30-2006, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

i'm so fucking sick of men and their precious little egos.
what about my fucking ego huh?
god you put one foot out of place and they turn into snivelling little 12 year olds and sulk untill you apologise and they do stupid immatre shite like ignore you on msn.
i mean seriously grow the fuck up.
you say you want honesty but you men cant fucking handle it can you?
petty fucking games....i'm so bloody over it.

bugger the lot of ya!

my apologies to any decent non-game-playing men out there...i am yet to meet ANY of you, if you do indeed exist as i have severe doubts.

In the same boat, darlin'.

*HUGZ*

WolfMoon · 01-30-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Wise Child

Oh, okay. If you must. Promise to hold me afterwards? *pretends to sigh* Work, work...

Of course you deserve hugs. Plus a good seeing-to. Just doing my part for the war effort.

I like to snuggle afterwards.

Wise Child · 01-30-2006, 11:01 AM

*opens arms* Lay your head upon my bosom, beh-beh

WolfMoon · 01-30-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Wise Child

*opens arms* Lay your head upon my bosom, beh-beh

*snuggles*

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 07:53 PM

Note: Evil self pity rant.

Friday, I got attacked again. This time though, there was no such thing as pity, or mercy for that matter. I never even did anything to them before, ever. But then here they come a'floucin in again, r**ing me for like the, third time. It's not even that that bugs me, it's just, I didn't do anything to deserve it. I don't dress like I am asking for it, I might hang around with people with questionable backgrounds, but then again, can you ever be fure about the people you are close to?

And then this brings us to my parents. Lying cheats they are. It appears I was adopted because my mom felt bad for getting an abortion, and tried to make up for by adopting a kid. Bad idea. All I can think of was the beating and the yelling. And now these guys come into my life, from this orphanage, saying "We are doing a manditory follow-up." My entire thought process just plummeted. My biological parents are dead, my birthday is not in December, it's October 16th, I am 17, turning 18 this upcoming October. Which I suppose is really something to look forward to, considering I don't have to stick around my "parents" anymore.
Okay, I feel much better. I still hurt though.

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 08:15 PM

I have reported them before, but I am not quite sure what happend with that.

Treated me badly.... Yeah. They have. I know I do owe them, but the entire indecency of adopting me, and not really wanting me. It goes back a long while.

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 08:24 PM

Well, they do, to an extent. But when I was taken to the hospital, my friends and such were actually there within minutes, and they took over for me. Some of them(attackers) have been caught and are awaiting trials, wheras others have yet to be found. I am 256% positive this qualifies as ****.

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 08:30 PM

Heh, sorry if I seemed a bit of a "grumpy gills", I've been under investigations, tests, medications, this and that all day. I am actually interesting in this, r.ape kit you mentioned, do you happen to have any further details?

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 08:34 PM

I honestly, never have. Boy, I feel left out. Do you know if it also tests for STD's?

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 08:38 PM

I've been tested, I am luckily, free of those types of toxins. Thank you for mentioning this, I am going to look into this right now.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-30-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by joyslayer

Note: Evil self pity rant.

Friday, I got attacked again. This time though, there was no such thing as pity, or mercy for that matter. I never even did anything to them before, ever. But then here they come a'floucin in again, r**ing me for like the, third time.

It's not even that that bugs me,

it's just, I didn't do anything to deserve it. I don't dress like I am asking for it, I might hang around with people with questionable backgrounds, but then again, can you ever be fure about the people you are close to?

And then this brings us to my parents. Lying cheats they are. It appears I was adopted because my mom felt bad for getting an abortion, and tried to make up for by adopting a kid. Bad idea. All I can think of was the beating and the yelling. And now these guys come into my life, from this orphanage, saying "We are doing a manditory follow-up." My entire thought process just plummeted. My biological parents are dead, my birthday is not in December, it's October 16th, I am 17, turning 18 this upcoming October. Which I suppose is really something to look forward to, considering I don't have to stick around my "parents" anymore.

Okay, I feel much better. I still hurt though.

We are now legally bound to report your claims to the proper authorities. We will be contacting your Internet Service Provider and the local authorities in Chicago.

Funny, How here:

http://69.57.132.56/coheedandcambria...postcount=2316

You claim to be 20 and a pre-med student.

You are definitely a pathological liar, and your games here at least are finished. Let the local police and your parents sort it out. Of course since you made your claims via the Internet across state lines, we will notify the FBI as well.

I sincerely hope you get the mental help you need.