the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 80

Umbrellacake · 08-12-2007, 12:35 AM

Granted, you are wished to the bottom of a lake filled with radioactive waste and now have the amazing ability to make villains (and civilians alike) scream and flee in terror at the sight of your horrendously mutated and disfigured new countenance! Also, you get a spandex suit to terrify evil in.

I wish my house was made of chocolate.

disorder · 08-12-2007, 12:39 AM

Granted. But then there is a heatwave and it melts and slips down the drain.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Umbrellacake · 08-12-2007, 12:44 AM

Granted. In fact, you've never been healthier! As a result, you're the first to go when a group of cannibals raids your town for the freshest meat.

I wish I had my driver's license already.

disorder · 08-12-2007, 12:47 AM

Granted. But you suddenly remember that you don't know how to drive and mow down a group of toddlers.

I wish my town had a Krispy Kreme shop.

Aaroneet · 08-12-2007, 10:25 AM

Granted, but all you ever do is eat donuts.

I wish my mother had no mouth.

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-12-2007, 01:27 PM

Granted! The night after, a thief breaks into the house and kills your mother, then he/she comes after you and kills you too. You could have run away, if you had heard her screaming...

I wish my back stops killing me with pain...

Ishkabibble · 08-12-2007, 02:26 PM

Granted, now your teeth start killing you with pain after eating all those boxes of chocolates you had so your back would stop paining you.

I wish my summer vacation wouldn't end this week.

biohazard · 08-12-2007, 02:30 PM

Granted, your summer vacation starts newxt week, but those days are taken off from your christmas vacation.

I wish that my mp3 player had just a tiny bit more memory (it only has about 176 megabytes).

Ishkabibble · 08-12-2007, 02:35 PM

Granted, but it feeds off your Hard Drive space, leaving your computer space-less.

And I am too busy watching Claymore to lend you mine after yours crashed from space insufficiency.

I wish I didn't get stuck while pronouncing the word 'cinnamon.'

NachtSorcier · 08-13-2007, 06:50 AM

God, I missed this game.

Granted, but now you can't pronounce "spaghetti" correctly.

I wish I could get out of this crappy sleeping pattern in which I sit awake all night and sleep the days away.

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-13-2007, 05:52 PM

Granted. As you walk the road to your house, a car hits you and you fall into a state of coma. You have effectively got rid of your sleeping pattern for good... Your new pattern consists of sleeping through the best part of your youth....

damn it sounds so bad I want to say sorry!

I wish I wasn't addicted to video games.

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-13-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost_Man_Standing

Granted. As you walk the road to your house, a car hits you and you fall into a state of coma. You have effectively got rid of your sleeping pattern for good... Your new pattern consists of sleeping through the best part of your youth....

or:

Granted. A rare disease makes you unable to sleep. You fall into a state of insomnia and you experience a slow and tormenting death as your brain melts into exhaustion...

Aaroneet · 08-13-2007, 07:15 PM

Lost_Man_Standing: Granted, you find a new and more lethal addiction which causes you to lose all of your personal and financial support.

I wish I had a balloon.

biohazard · 08-13-2007, 09:46 PM

Granted, but then something of the same weight as the balloon dissapears out of your room.

I wish I could sleep smoothly today and tomorrow.

raggedyanne · 08-13-2007, 10:35 PM

Granted, a witch casts a spell so that you shall sleep smoothly today, tomorrow, and the rest of eternity. But, unlike the fairy tale, there is no prince to wake you up. Your body ages as you sleep and eventually you die, never having lived the rest of your life. (Wow. That sorta sucks.)

I wish that the keys on my keyboard didn't stick.

Aaroneet · 08-14-2007, 02:48 PM

Granted, they are so loose that they fall off.

I wish I had a different song stuck in my head ><.

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-15-2007, 08:27 AM

Granted! Upon wishing so, one of your CD cases on your shelve opens up by itself! The CD inside is ejected and hits you, penetrating your scull and burying itself inside it. The last thing you manage to see before you die is the CD cover. You know that inside is just one song which you burnt it to the perfect quality. "Tomorrow, Wendy" by Concrete Blonde....

HEHE! that almost made me laugh...so sick I am...

I wish I had an indefinite lifespan (no death from old age or diseases, but i can go down by accidents or someone killing me or suicide, pretty much like a J.R.R Tolkien's elf)

Aaroneet · 08-15-2007, 02:42 PM

*Off topic* I love "Tomorrow, Wendy"...

Granted; you are shot the second you step away from your computer.

I wish that that my camp Color War could be permanently abolished.

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-15-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaroneet

*Off topic* I love "Tomorrow, Wendy"...

Granted; you are shot the second you step away from your computer.

I wish that that my camp Color War could be permanently abolished.

Oh, I know! It's written on your intro as your funeral favorite. Basically I never heard the song but I somehow thought it would be neat to be "stuck in your head" before errrr... you had to go...

Granted! Color War is abolished.... one year after your last year in camp.

I wish for world Dominationnnnnnnn!!!

biohazard · 08-15-2007, 08:47 PM

Granted. But the power eventually corrupts you totally, and the people decide to overthrow you and kill you.

I wish I had a licence to kill.

Aaroneet · 08-16-2007, 05:38 PM

Granted, and you accidentally kill the ones you love most dearly, causing you to next inevitably point the gun at yourself.

I wish I found pleasure in doing my job.

biohazard · 08-16-2007, 10:02 PM

Granted, now you don`t find pleasure in posting on forums such as this one.

I wish I could have nuclear power inside of me and blow up whenever I wished, without harming myself.

Born Again · 08-17-2007, 12:46 AM

Granted.

Now, you have absolutely no control over your nuclear power and it only blows up when you have positive experiences in your life.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-17-2007, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by biohazard

Granted, now you don`t find pleasure in posting on forums such as this one.

I wish I could have nuclear power inside of me and blow up whenever I wished, without harming myself.

Granted! For some reason you use your newly acquired power. The blast doesn't disintegrate you, radiated air won't poison you, and the heat won't
vaporise you. Regardless, you are on the center of a nuclear blast and since the energy cannot harm you, it instead throws you away by reaction. You know how strong a nuclear blast is... you can just as well think of going deep-space where you are blinded by sunlight and burn up by 200+ C, or freeze by -100 C, before you actually manage to escape all this cruelty by asphyxiation...
If you are lucky, you still remain in orbit, and have the experience of a lifetime (your last actually). Free fall from 10 Km... So don't forget to wish for an indestructible parachute also!

I wish for world peace!

Lost_Man_Standing · 08-17-2007, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Born Again

Granted.

Now, you have absolutely no control over your nuclear power and it only blows up when you have positive experiences in your life.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

sorry! you made it faster!

Granted! You eat everything you want! You vomit anything you eat... No weight gain, massive weight loss. Eventual death from lack of nutrition...

I wish for world peace!!!