the Corrupted Wishes game

[msr.iaidoka]

††BlackRose††,

Granted. Tuition has tripled and your financial aid has been revoked.

I wish I could get away with killing my coworker.


Quick and painless...

Matt

[biohazard]

Granted. But then you decide that what you did was wrong, and end up with psychological trauma some years afterwards.

I wish murder was accepted in society.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and we all get slaughtered.

I wish the acceptance of murder would decrease the number of murders annually.

[biohazard]

Granted. But now since there are less murders, the world faces an overpopulation crisis.

I wish I could stop time.

[Born Again]

Granted. Now you will be stuck in the same time frame....forever repeating the same thing.

I wish I had more self-control.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you eventually have too much self-control, leading you to eventually snap.

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym today.

[Reikikuro]

Granted now you don't have to go to the gym. Instead you have to go to an AP Calculus eight hour seminar.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money in my bank account.

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. Now every shmuck in town is after you so they can get a piece of the pie and you're arrested on suspicious of fraud.

I wish I had done better at my job interview yesterday.

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, you did an amazing job at it, though you didn't get the job you were looking for there.

I wish I had a good book to read.

[d.Nox]

Granted. It ends much too soon, and you're forever haunted and unsatisfied.

I wish I had painkillers.

[biohazard]

Granted, but they have the side-effect of giving you a stomachache on the next day, regardless of what you do.

I wish athlete`s foot did not exist.

[d.Nox]

Granted. Neither do feet.

I wish my son would go to sleep.

[biohazard]

Granted. But now you get insomnia and can`t sleep tonight.

I wish I could produce good quality work in the minimum amount of time.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted. You complete all of your work in a few times, but your braincells wear away as you find yourself in need of more ways to waste time.

Good wish though. LOL.

I wish my teacher becomes more easier in terms of homework and tests.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you don't learn anything.

I wish I could go out for dinner tonight.

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. You go to a really fantastic (insert favorite nationality here) restaurant, but it turns out that the one night you go, the meal you buy is tainted and you get food poisoning.

I wish the skin on my neck weren't so sensitive.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and it becomes so tough that it looks and feels scaley, scaring away anyone who approaches you.

I wish I didn't have to be so dilligent in my studies to get decent grades.

[biohazard]

Granted. Now you can be very care-free for good grades, at the cost of free time. You now have to spend several hours studying, but not very focused for good grades.

I wish time would go by faster.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; it goes by too quickly, and your life ends sooner than you expect.

I wish Journalism wasn't a mandatory school course.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted, now you end up taking a course filled with Paris Hilton wannabes. Why is journalism mandatory by the way?

I wish I could go to a concert from any one of my favorite bands.

[NachtSorcier]

Granted, but the concert is cancelled permanently at the last minute. With no refund.

I wish I weren't so nervous about my new job.

[Johnny Gnar Gnar]

Granted, but you work for the corporate mega-machine. Life is a bitch, we know, sooner or later we must all bow to the corporate level once in a while.......
I wish I could forget alot of the past, and live in the Now, more often.

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, but you now live so much the Present that you forget about your whole past and end up not caring about the future.

I wish I had the will to pick up my algebra book and study for my exam.

[Dancing_in_rain]

Granted, but I can't think up a bad answer at the moment.

I wish my teeth would stop hurting.

[Aaroneet]

Granted; they fall out.

I wish I would stop getting headaches in the afternoon.