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11-08-2007, 02:15 AM
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#2151
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Granted, you don't have to take the test this afternoon... you have to take it NOW.
I wish I had more time to correct my essay.
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11-08-2007, 04:55 AM
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#2152
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. You have about a nanosecond more.
I wish I were more creative.
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11-08-2007, 05:20 AM
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#2153
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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Originally Posted by (heartofflames)
Granted. You have about a nanosecond more.
I wish I were more creative.
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Granted!
You get your wish, but you're only more creative in knowing different ways of boiling water.
I wish I had more money to buy new clothes!
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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11-08-2007, 05:39 AM
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#2154
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted. But then you have to pay it back tripple and with interest.
I wish i could go home now.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-08-2007, 05:51 AM
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#2155
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted. You go home now and run into a horrible accident resulting in the loss of all your limbs - which, ironically, would have been avoided if you had left a few minutes later.
I wish I could move into my new place already.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-08-2007, 05:27 PM
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#2156
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. You move to your new place, but then you find a better place and decide you want to go live there. You buy the new place, and have to wait more months until you actually move.
I wish this pain in my neck would go away.
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A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.
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11-08-2007, 06:08 PM
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#2157
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted- The pain in you neck goes away when you are parilized (sp) in a freak BDSM accident...
I wish I had the ability to breath under and out of water....
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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11-08-2007, 06:26 PM
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#2158
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Murderapolis
Posts: 188
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Granted.
You suddenly find your lungs stopped up with weeds whilst on a stroll through your local lake. Suddenly, you turn around and Cthulu is right behind you, and hungry.
I wish I could teleport.
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Press me to your lips and I'll suck the poison out.
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11-08-2007, 06:31 PM
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#2159
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted- You can only teleport to place like the bttum of a portapotty.
I wish I had a lover...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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11-08-2007, 10:04 PM
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#2160
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - your lover turns out to be obsessive and over-jealous, locks you up inside a little room so that no-one else can get close to you.
I wish I could see into the future.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-09-2007, 12:54 AM
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#2161
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 100
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First I have to deal with something...
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Granted. You get your cookie, and it's extra chewy and soft. You eat the cookie, and decide to watch TV for some reason. You discover that the cookie company is getting sued because of their use of human body parts to give their cookies texture.
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Oh, I'd like that. Yummy meatsacks. 
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I wish I could see into the future.
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Nobody believes you. (That was too easy.)
I want to awaken without half of my current bodyfat, with DD's that are somehow internally supported agins't SAG, and with white feathery wings I can control, of the same type as a Avariel, and retractable to compart form behind my back.
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11-09-2007, 02:56 AM
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#2162
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted. But for every change you under-go, you lose IQ points until you are left a stunning image of beauty, but are unable to string an understandable sentence together...
I wish i was not born on Christmas Day...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-09-2007, 09:19 AM
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#2163
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted-you were born on hitlersBday...
I wish I was 5ft 7 in tall........
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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11-10-2007, 11:34 AM
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#2164
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 601
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Granted. You lose your legs in a car accident and get new, artificial ones. The doctor tells you he can make you the same size but you insist that you've always wanted to be 5 ft 7 in tall, so he gives you a pair of robotic artificial legs that will make you this size.
I wish I could see ghost/dead people...
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11-10-2007, 12:07 PM
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#2165
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, but at first you only begin to see bad spirits and ghosts. They notice you can see them, and in revenge, do a lot of bad things to you.
I wish I did not have to avoid the sun in order to get pale skin.
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A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.
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11-11-2007, 11:10 PM
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#2166
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - you get a lifetime supply of factor 1000+ something sunscreen so you can go out at any time without fear of getting a tan. Only problem is, the sunscreen is bright pink.
I wish that spiders didn't exist.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-12-2007, 02:55 AM
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#2167
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted, spiders no longer exist. Instead large cock-roaches replace them in the food chain.
I wish i could go home early today.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-13-2007, 11:17 AM
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#2168
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 601
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Uhm...uhm...That's a hard one.
You're fired from your job. That would get you home earlier than usual, lol.
I wish the sky were yellow .
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11-13-2007, 11:31 AM
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#2169
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Perfection
Posts: 6
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granted, but since its yellow, you end up posting you wish it were blue...
i wish i had a death-ray blaster for a finger, (don't say i pick my nose and blow my head off, or jack off and blow myself up, or that im taking a piss and do the same...)
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11-13-2007, 09:12 PM
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#2170
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. But as a toll, you lose one of your fingers in the opposite hand.
I wish my body could regenerate any lost body part at an incredible speed.
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A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.
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11-13-2007, 09:27 PM
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#2171
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Granted, now you're a planaria!
I wish that my boyfriend's friends weren't such crackhead whores
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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11-13-2007, 09:47 PM
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#2172
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - they all get 'saved' and clean up their acts, but now preach to you 24/7 about how rotten your life is and that you need to repent.
I wish I had a hope in hell.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-13-2007, 09:57 PM
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#2173
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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Granted. You have hope in hell but it is all in vain while Satan shoves jumbo pineapples up your ass for all eternity.
I wish I had my own uber popular goth rock/industrial band that everyone adores!
__________________
I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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11-13-2007, 10:05 PM
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#2174
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted...but you all fall into the rockstar lifestyle and die tragically in a drunken golfcart accident. And you are re-incarnated as a clown.
I wish i had a marshmallow.
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-14-2007, 09:08 AM
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#2175
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Happy Valley, Utah
Posts: 283
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Granted. It's lodged in your sinuses.
I wish I had magnets implanted under the skin of my hands so I could feel electromagnetic fields, like...that one guy.
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