the Corrupted Wishes game

[biohazard]

Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

Granted, but then you can't screw all those older guys and legally get away with it.
I sure wish I could spit fire

I wouldn´t mind that, wish my corrupted wish could become true

Granted. But you cannot control your new power, and you end up burning a lot of things, including part of your hair and clothing.

I wish life had a delete button.

[Graveyard.Crow]

Oh, good one.

Granted, but then if you deleted someone out of anger, and then wanted them back, there wouldn't be an undo button now would there

actually I wish I had the power to produce mist that made men pretty much so turned on that they couldn't even operate, at the flick of a finger, like poison ivy.

[d.Nox]

Granted. Unfortunately, you aren't immune to the effects of the mist, and spend the rest of your life in a nymphomaniacal haze.

I wish I were off work already, so I could enjoy my Halloween properly.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. You get off of work, but when you return home, there is breaking news that every club, store, and restaurant is to be closed and every door locked because there is a terrorist invasion. Unfortunately, the terrorist come barging through your doors and capture you as their hostage.

I wish I was able to watch R-rated movies....mainly horror flicks.

[korinna5555]

Granted, however you now must watch the worst, cheesiest, stupid horror movies NON STOP.

I wish I could move to Colorado already..

[Nevan]

Granted - you get to move there in exactly one minute. You have no time to pack or to take any money. You end up there penniless and homeless with no possessions other than the clothes on your back.

I wish I didn't have this dumb medical condition that makes me so tired all the time.

[biohazard]

Granted, now you get alot of energy. With this energy, you do a lot of things you would not normally do, and end up committing a murder and going to jail for it.

I wish I had 1000 dollars in my hand.

[Nevan]

Granted - you get a 1000 dollars *in* your hand, as in *inside*. You have to peel off the skin on your hand in order to get it out and lose your hand in the process.

I wish I could decide what I want to do this afternoon.

[dark_dragon_of_ice]

Granted- but you can never do that thing again for the rest of your life.


(I'm doing a history assignment so this is very influenced by it XD)

I wish I could be a great general like Erwin Rommel.=p

[††BlackRose††]

Granted! On the first day of being general, however, you get shot in a random attack, right in the head. No one knows who did it, and you didn't even get to see a war.

I wish I get my driver's license already!!!

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. You get your liscence, and a new car, but you crash it the first hour you get it, and have your liscence suspended for a year.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[biohazard]

Granted. While attempting to master your new power, you accidently lift your car and smash into your house.

I wish my headache would go away.

[dark_dragon_of_ice]

granted but now your dead cause...I kinda removed your brain.

I wish to get good grades in these final exams.

[korinna5555]

Originally Posted by Nevan

Granted - you get to move there in exactly one minute. You have no time to pack or to take any money. You end up there penniless and homeless with no possessions other than the clothes on your back.

That's fine with me..



Dark Dragon--You get good grades on your exams, but you fail the rest of the year.

I wish.. that I had a million dollars.

[(heartofflames)]

Originally Posted by biohazard

Granted. While attempting to master your new power, you accidently lift your car and smash into your house.

I wish my headache would go away.

I don't have a car.....

Anyways, Granted, korinna, but once you get the million dollars, a fire occurs and burns you and your million dollars into charcoal.

I wish I was healthy and athletic.

[drewsilla]

Granted, you are now the picture of health. Being so healthy makes turns you into an athlete of great skill, and you go on to win everything in the 2008 Olympics. That pisses everyone else off, and they all get together, posion your food with illegal steriods and then report you to the authorities. After the test come back positive you are stripped of your medals and then banished from all sporting events for the rest of your life. You now wander the streets alone, sad but with great six-pack abs...until the homeless eat you for supper.

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I wish I could be Wonder Woman.

[Nevan]

Granted - whoosh - you get the outfit, boots and electric whip-thingy... at a costume shop. You convince yourself that you can fly and do all sort of crazy shit, so you jump from a building, but the whip gets caught on something and you manage to strangle yourself.

I wish I had a button-thing I could push to make bad traffic in front of me disappear.

[d.Nox]

Granted. Your car being part of the bad traffic, the button takes everything forward of your boot-tips, leaving you in a silly-looking, useless wreck.

I wish there was a way to make a cold go away more quickly.

[Nevan]

Granted - you invent a medicine that cures cold within two minutes, but it also makes your skin turn bright blue for two weeks.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[PersephoneX]

Granted...But you can only read pervy old ladies' minds...

I wish i didnt have to walk home tonight.

[biohazard]

Granted. You go out in the street and a car rams into you. You are luckily not injured that much, but you have a broken leg and a broken arm. You are taken to a hospital and then taken home in a car.

I wish my friend would be more optimistic about a party where her date will be.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. Your friend is now SO optimistic that she is bitterly disappointed at the party, and comes home battered and broken.

I wish I had friends that understood me more.

[Nevan]

Granted - your friends understand you SO WELL that they know everything about you and nothing you do is ever new, strange or exciting to them. They get bored with you and eventually oust you from the friendship circle.

I wish I could understand people better.

[PersephoneX]

Granted, you understand people so well that your life becomes a doldrum of boredom and loathing for mankind...and you turn into the Goth Incredible Hulk...Doomed to roam the earth alone...

i wish my Ferret would stop treating me like a child.

[molochai]

granted, however your ferret now treats you like a tasty snack, and gnaws your face off while your asleep.

I wish I had more focus.