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03-03-2007, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Because it is necessary for Americanus Homo Sapiens to smell like ass. It works as protection against the people they invariably piss off.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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04-07-2007, 04:34 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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What happens to threads when they die?
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Hist. Hark.
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04-07-2007, 05:12 PM
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#203
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
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Once a thread has died it is boiled down to concentrate it's flavour, made into cookies and fed to unsuspecting 'normals' by the admin gods.
Why can't elephants jump?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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04-09-2007, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: middle of effin' nowhere
Posts: 96
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Because Nike refuses to make proper sneakers for elephants.
Why do people always call me while I'm in the bath?
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04-09-2007, 10:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Cause you're in the bath. Solution: Don't be in the bath.
Why are people dumb?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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04-12-2007, 02:36 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 233
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Because stupid people can get away with anything.
Why are there rainbows?
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04-13-2007, 01:21 PM
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#207
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere in this Universe, that's all I'll say.
Posts: 713
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Because they make people happy.
Why is biochemistry such a boring topic?
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Yawn. This is rather tedious, is it not?
www.chansondeplume.blogspot.com
^Mon blog d'ecriture en francais. Veuillez lire et commenter!
Translation: My writing blog in french. Feel free to read and comment.
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04-13-2007, 01:38 PM
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#208
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Because Psychology PWNS Biochemistry.
Why can't people drive properly during rush hour???
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04-13-2007, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: On an industrial estate next to an airfield. Yeah, why the hell did they put a house there?!
Posts: 65
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Maybe they ate too many blue smarties?
Why can you only ever find one sock in your drawer?
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04-13-2007, 02:43 PM
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#210
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Because the underwear and the socks were locked in a deadly civil war, one that the underwear won. To bring down the morale of their defeated enemies, they had the spouse of every soldier in the noble war thrown into the Pit of No Return (a.k.a. The dryer), never (of course) to return to this world.
Why does the lady in the moon brush her hair so much?
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04-14-2007, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: On an industrial estate next to an airfield. Yeah, why the hell did they put a house there?!
Posts: 65
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There's a lady on the moon? Lucky bitch - get her to tell me how to get up there.
And she needs to find something better to do. She needs a computer so she can talk to us instead.
If you go to the shops for a packet of crisps why do they never have any salt and vinegar ones? (I have a long and devious plan for when I find out who's nicking all of the crisps...)
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04-18-2007, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: On an industrial estate next to an airfield. Yeah, why the hell did they put a house there?!
Posts: 65
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Err...stupid question? I know. (But to be honest I think they see me coming and hide all of the crisps in a secret room under a trapdoor...but thats just my theory...)
Need a new question... ~damn, all of the good ones have been taken~
Why is the sea salty? (I apologise if it's been asked)
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04-18-2007, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 140
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Because everynight when your asleep theres an old guy who goes and puts salt in the sea to flavor it. and if people ask whats the point in that no one tastes the sea he replies 'then how do you know it tastes salty then?'
Why is it that if your looking for somthing you've lost you can not find it but the moment you stop looking for it you find it?
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04-18-2007, 02:03 PM
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#214
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Because it's in your hand.
Why are you looking at a bunch of colored pixels?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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04-18-2007, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Because it turns me on?
Why was this winter super scorching and this spring super cold and windy?
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04-18-2007, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Mother earth was having sex on top of her Seasons Machine and she and Father Time messed it up.
What is the sound of a sandwich being made?
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-18-2007, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
Posts: 2,658
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Gooht, Gillian, one can only determine that by watching John Waters old, grainy, dark-humoured pornographic comediac horrors featuring a fat grotesque man in drag and masturbating during the chicken-screwing scene~~~!!!
Why are people fat?
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"I think in some way I wanted it to end, even if it meant my own destruction."
-Jeffrey Dahmer
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04-18-2007, 04:51 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Because fat people such as myself ( I am a UK size 20, US 18 ) eat far too much. Not nessecarily junk food, just too much of everything. We get into cycles and patterns of eating which are unbelievably difficult to break. Often the eating patterns are caused by some kind of trauma, mental, physical ect. And some just love food. End of story. If any of them tell you they are comfortable or happy being so large, I can almost garauntee they are lying through their teeth.
Why are woodlice so fucking indestructible?
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04-19-2007, 12:34 AM
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#219
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Wood lice are tiny robots which use explosives to weaken your pieces of wood. They were mede in secret fumigation company labs as the companies were too good at their jobs and putting themselves out of business. When your house if fumigated the companies arent killing the 'wood lice' they are merely deactivating them for a short period of time.
Why do dogs wag their tails?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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04-19-2007, 01:10 AM
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#220
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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it's the same reason why kids will just stand in one place and twist themselves left and right while letting their arms flail about. Because they CAN! And to some small or large degree it actually feels good to fling a little extra blood to the extremities.
What can't it be darker for longer in ALL parts of the world?
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