The Question Game - Page 9

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 08:07 PM

no. i wouldn't have sex with any man for money. i'd pay for you to have sex with him, though.

would you allow someone to run a drill into your private parts for money?

Toto_Kaos · 09-25-2004, 09:34 PM

Depends, are they gonna put in some kinda jewelry, so I can keep the piercings? I paid someone to put metal into my nipples, this time they can pay me!

Anybody wanna help me write/direct/and star in a porn?

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 09:57 PM

absolutely. you're a hot piece of ass and i'd be honored to figure out what i want to do with you, tell you what to do to me and sit back to watch the completed film with you when it's done. maybe, if you find yourself, we can even do a threesome. who can we get to make the cheesy music? (that's not my question)

if you came home one day to find the person you love screaming in ecstasy, thrashing about with a lover you didn't know he/she had and they invited you into bed with them when they realized you were there - would you join them?

Sandmanhero · 09-25-2004, 10:04 PM

Yes. I would probably join them at the head. A simple bashing of the skulls should would join them quite nicely....

Okay hot shot, pop quiz! There is a bomb on a bus and if it goes under 55 mph, it will explode. There are twenty or so innocent hostages o that bus. what do you do? What do you Do?

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 10:09 PM

call keanu reeves, of course. everyone knows that.

ig you were just about to open the refrigerator and heard rustling inside followed by a god-awful groan, would you open it anyway?

Sandmanhero · 09-25-2004, 10:19 PM

Yeah. If anything is groaning in my house, i better damn well be a part of it!

Who's your favorite Beatle?

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 10:23 PM

a stink beetle.

never was a beatle fan.

if you had to remove one eye, one hand, a foot, an ear (with all the internal machinery) or your tongue - which would you choose?

Sandmanhero · 09-25-2004, 10:27 PM

My tongue. I lose less that way.

Do you liket o be rubbed on your belly?

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 10:31 PM

i wouldn't say it's my favorite, but it's probably relaxing. in truth, contact of any kind is pretty decent. i enjoy all forms of touch as long as there is a whisp of passion attached.

if you were tied to a chair and alone in a room, what would you fear might be the first living creature to enter the room? - did that make sense?

Sandmanhero · 09-25-2004, 10:35 PM

A human being. They're much more dangerous then any other living thing on the planet....

If you learned from a doctor that any future sex you had, you would not be able to last longer then 15 seconds before you were "done", would you cry?

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 10:40 PM

no. i'd clarify whether that meant 15 seconds per person, or 15 seconds total. if it was 15 seconds per person, i'd try to get a bunch of ladies together and keep moving from partner to partner so it lasted longer. if it was 15 seconds total, i'd be eating a lot of pussy for long, long periods before i shot for the moon.

if you were walking home late at night and came upon two rats furiously fucking in an alley, would you watch or just keep going?

Sandmanhero · 09-25-2004, 10:45 PM

i'd give em respect and keep on struttin down the street.

If a friend approached you and told you he had robbed a bank and gotten away, would you turn him in?

edible_eye · 09-25-2004, 10:48 PM

if i heard that anyone was injured as a result of his crime - yes.

if someone you've lusted after was passed out and no one was around, would you touch, sniff, kiss, fondle, have sex with him / her or cover him / her up and let them alone?

Sandmanhero · 09-25-2004, 11:02 PM

I'd leave them alone. i'm not a fucking creep. Bastards that take advantage of people who are passed out need to be violated by a baboon in their ass. Then have bamboo shoots shoved up their nails while their nuts are electrocuted.

WOuld you live in a cave for a year for 50,000 dollars?

ice · 09-25-2004, 11:05 PM

Yeah, ever since I was little I had a fantasy of living all by myself in utter isolation...

Would you like Sandmanhero as your cruel captor?

edible_eye · 09-26-2004, 06:21 AM

yes.

would you balance a bowling ball on your genitals for 24 hours if someone paid you 1000 dollars?

skoteinh · 09-27-2004, 02:11 AM

I think you meant this question to be answered by a guy, it's not so hard for us girls. My answer is yes!

What would you do to convince somebody not to commit suicide?

Bicth_in-the_Basement666 · 09-27-2004, 05:43 AM

tell them that if they did i would to then kick thier ass for eternity for doing it in the first place.

If you were alone in a house and about to die and could do one more thing before you did, what would you do?

ice · 09-27-2004, 06:27 AM

Well, for one thing, it wouldn't be my house... I would, y'know... get it on rrrrreoooww!!! :D

Kick in the eye, or a nice kidney punch?

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edible_eye · 09-27-2004, 09:48 PM

shit, i'll take a kidney punch anyday. a kick in the eye could pop it.

if you were locked in a box and water slowly began filling it, what would you do?

ice · 09-27-2004, 09:51 PM

Wish I were a fish... :shock:

What would you wish for if you had one wish, that doesn'i include wishing for more wishes?

edible_eye · 09-27-2004, 10:14 PM

i'd wish for 500 million dollars.

if a dog started biting your balls, or your labia, and you were backed up against a wall, what would you do?

HerGhostInTheFog · 09-27-2004, 11:57 PM

hit it with a stick

if you saw a homeless child with one eye and blue lips, what would you do?

punkirony · 09-28-2004, 12:36 AM

Take the kid to a hospital.

What are the chances of the Hawaiians ( Ginger, Aurora, and myself) ever meeting?

HerGhostInTheFog · 09-28-2004, 12:48 AM

pretty good

why is the sky blue?