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Old 10-28-2005, 08:42 PM   #1
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Jack this Thread

Okay, while this may seem similar to the Randomness thread, there is a key point behind it: rather than jacking another thread, you can just tell the person you are talking to in _____ thread that you are taking comment or discussion that would otherwise be changing the discussion off of the thread's intended topic.

Alright, people; jack this thread.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:01 PM   #2
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Oh dear lord. haha

Well, I believe I already mentioned my getting kicked in the balls story, so I'll refrain from repeating it. That was a good one, though.
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:08 PM   #3
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Well, today one of my friends who keeps knocking on my door and running away stole my shot glass, so I chased him down and held him in an arm lock with my weak arm and he couldn't break out of it using two hands. I always underestimate my strength. It's silly. I nearly did the sleeper hold on him just to see if I could do it.
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Old 10-28-2005, 10:17 PM   #4
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Good job, Dis! I LOVE YOU MORE!!
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Old 10-29-2005, 07:09 AM   #5
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Ok time for my kick in the balls story.

A few years back, I was playing hacky-sack with a few friends. This creepy guy was standing beside me, getting a bit close. I warned him that if he didnt back off, I would hurt him. I moved about 2 feet away and this fucktard decided to test his luck and got closer. So I took my left hand (my weak hand), put it above my head, and brought it down full speed for his crotch. He was down, couldnt talk, or cry, or walk. He need to be carried to a bed and iced for 5 hours. Kinda funny.

It's not cool to kick guys in the balls unless you're being attacked. Let alone bragging about it. But hey that's just my opinion.
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Old 10-29-2005, 08:31 AM   #6
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It's not cool to kick guys in the balls unless you're being attacked. Let alone bragging about it. But hey that's just my opinion.
She gave the guy fair warning, she even stepped a further distance away from him and he had the balls to approach her again. She just helped remind him why he shouldn't.
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Old 10-29-2005, 08:53 AM   #7
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But he didn't touch her, did he?
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Old 10-29-2005, 09:02 AM   #8
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But he didn't touch her, did he?
If a girl threatens me to stay away, I'm not going to tempt fate.
Besides, getting hit in the twins doesn't hurt that much. I think some people just might like milking it.
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Old 10-29-2005, 03:07 PM   #9
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ok that's creepy.
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Old 10-29-2005, 03:09 PM   #10
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sorry I doubted your compassion angel.
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:10 PM   #11
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Fair warning + tempting me = dumb fucking move
No one like that deserves more than one warning. Good job, smart-girlie.
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:13 PM   #12
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Yeah, well one time, I was standing at the back of my school and this guy came up to me and asked.
"Yo, are you gay, dog?"
I apolagized and some girl I liked was laughing at me....I lost my chance with her then....and she was hot....
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Old 10-29-2005, 05:01 PM   #13
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Who? Are you talking to me?
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Old 10-29-2005, 05:42 PM   #14
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I don't think you're missing out on much if all you have to say about that girl is "and she was hot."

Especially if that one remark ruined any chance you had with her.
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Old 10-29-2005, 05:48 PM   #15
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No offence Lord Dagon...but you're currently my least favourite...

I don't really have anything that much against you or anything but you grate my nerves a little..

Screw this, I'm off for another ciggy...
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:00 PM   #16
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No offence Lord Dagon...but you're currently my least favourite...

I don't really have anything that much against you or anything but you grate my nerves a little..

Screw this, I'm off for another ciggy...
Ha, yeah, that's okay...
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:05 PM   #17
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:06 PM   #18
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No problem....everyobdy has a least favorite....glad to be yours....I wouldn't have it any other way....
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:07 PM   #19
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Here, you can have a cigarette too, They're strawberry flavoured, how old are you by the way?
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:08 PM   #20
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Didn't I already post that on two threads?
Fine....I'm fourteen....
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:13 PM   #21
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Whahey! You're older than me!
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:15 PM   #22
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Wait, aren't you 13?
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:18 PM   #23
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Precisely, that's why I said

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Old 10-29-2005, 06:26 PM   #24
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Yeah, I read your age in a thread......am I still your least favorite?
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Old 10-29-2005, 06:32 PM   #25
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Pft, that's a bit of a dumb question...YEAH!!
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