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Forum: Whining 09-04-2022, 11:20 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,866
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Hey! Lots and not much. Having a huge amount of...

Hey! Lots and not much. Having a huge amount of free time and seeing the embarrassment of riches that modern-day streaming venues offer, I'm crafting a well rounded divot in my recliner! Also, added...
Forum: Whining 08-21-2022, 08:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,866
Posted By Ben Lahnger
NOT Whining

I don't really have anything worth whining about. But, having not haunted these haunts for a few years, I'd just like to ask...

ANYTHING GOOD GOING ON?
Forum: Introductions 08-21-2022, 07:51 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,987
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Exactly how ancient are you? Because in this...

Exactly how ancient are you? Because in this "haunted house" as you put it, there be some extremely (some might even say supernaturally) long-lived creatures.

I'm not personally really looking for...
Forum: Introductions 08-21-2022, 07:46 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,987
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Welcome, Bats & Lace. I hope you find this is a...

Welcome, Bats & Lace. I hope you find this is a place you can hang.

Happy upcoming or belated Birthday, whichever is appropriate.
Forum: Introductions 08-14-2018, 01:53 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 26,799
Posted By Ben Lahnger
*sigh* - Over 7 months later, nothing is changed.

*sigh* - Over 7 months later, nothing is changed.
Forum: General 01-24-2017, 10:21 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
It's interesting seeing some familiar faces still...

It's interesting seeing some familiar faces still active around here... for what activity there is.

That is all.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2012, 12:11 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Heh! I hate it when people don't get sarcasm.

Heh! I hate it when people don't get sarcasm.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-12-2012, 11:31 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I just want to "like" this... lots.

I just want to "like" this... lots.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-28-2012, 09:01 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 8,133
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Dark Shadows? Yes. It was classic Gothic horror,...

Dark Shadows? Yes. It was classic Gothic horror, crossed with the kind of drawn out relationship drama popular in other soap operas. It was NOT, in any way, a comedy.

The trailer for the new Tim...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-28-2012, 08:55 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Yeah, I'm not reading any current DC (or Marvel...

Yeah, I'm not reading any current DC (or Marvel for that matter.) I'm picking up the occasional TPB collection of older series, following a few Dark Horse titles and revisiting my Sandman collection....
Forum: General 04-28-2012, 08:48 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Hi back atcha, FB! Industry wide...

Hi back atcha, FB!




Industry wide slump in sales right now. Surviving on my base salary at the moment, which is pretty base. Thanks for the welcome. Good to see you too.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-27-2012, 01:25 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Wait. It fires hearts? If Mario picks them up,...

Wait. It fires hearts? If Mario picks them up, does he get extra lives?
Forum: Whining 04-27-2012, 11:13 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,001
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I remember a few times at "the other place" when...

I remember a few times at "the other place" when things like this got blown into bigger drama by some people's well-intentioned but poorly informed actions. I think you have to trust that 1) nobody...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-27-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Liking that new cover of Wonder Woman deflecting...

Liking that new cover of Wonder Woman deflecting bad guys' bullets off her bracelets... oh, wait. She's firing pistols? Awesome!

/snark
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-27-2012, 10:44 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 8,133
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I AM DISAPPOINT! Hey, I like Tim Burton's...

I AM DISAPPOINT!

Hey, I like Tim Burton's vision in general and Johnny Depp's deft ability to fully realise quirky characters. And the trailer is definitely very funny. But, with the exception of...
Forum: General 04-27-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Random: ...

Random:

#LinesFromPornParodiesYouHopeTheyNeverMake - "These aren't the 'roids you're looking for."

Just checking in after a prolonged absence. Nothing much wrong (other than not much going...
Forum: General 02-16-2012, 09:35 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,162
Posted By Ben Lahnger
AP, I have two Facebook accounts, the one I use...

AP, I have two Facebook accounts, the one I use my real name in for select friends and family (which is quite handy for staying in touch, actually) and the one I have with the handle I use here,...
Forum: General 02-16-2012, 09:30 AM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Jesus was buried in a tomb. They wouldn't lay...

Jesus was buried in a tomb.
They wouldn't lay him in a room.
Nor in the earth where he could bloom.
Wished he'd never left the womb.

Poetry for bitches! WORD.
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 09:49 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Huh. Because it sure looks like the way I...

Huh. Because it sure looks like the way I remember Sam Adams appearing.

;-*
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 09:31 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Consecutively, not concurrently, but yes.

Consecutively, not concurrently, but yes.
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 09:00 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,992
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Ah ... reading your post about Xena gives me...

Ah ... reading your post about Xena gives me another reason to be thankful for my Netflix subscription. And with a Hulu Plus subscription, I don't need cable or a DVR at all! All for less than $20 a...
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 08:57 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Whoops! Got this thread confused with "What are...

Whoops! Got this thread confused with "What are you doing at this very moment?"
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 08:55 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Waiting for my Samsung Galaxy Nexus to arrive...

Waiting for my Samsung Galaxy Nexus to arrive from Verizon. Looking at NSFW pictures of busty women on the intrawebs to pass a few idle minutes. Thinking about what to eat and whether to crack open a...
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 08:41 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Says you, bitch.

Says you, bitch.
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 08:39 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,843
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Lying to women to get laid. Did that a few times...

Lying to women to get laid. Did that a few times and felt like crap about it. Once I got a little wiser and stopped doing that, I felt better (and got laid more often.)
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 08:34 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
*surfacing* Yep. Looks about the same. ...

*surfacing*

Yep. Looks about the same.

*diving*
Forum: General 01-01-2012, 07:38 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Outstanding! Way to start the new year!

Outstanding! Way to start the new year!
Forum: General 01-01-2012, 07:13 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Miss A is being plainly honest there ... I can...

Miss A is being plainly honest there ... I can vouch for it.

(Not saying you've said anything overly mean to me ... just that, as many of us here have, you've bluntly called some people here a...
Forum: General 12-31-2011, 07:05 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Whether you watch the prized cheese drop in...

Whether you watch the prized cheese drop in Plymouth, Wisconsin or you watch the cherished moon pie drop in Mobile, Alabama, I hope each and every one of you has a safe and happy New Year's Eve, as...
Forum: General 12-31-2011, 06:58 AM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I was reading an article at The Week about the...

I was reading an article at The Week about the top 20 weirdest news stories from 2011 yesterday, when I had the surreal experience of reading about a guy who insisted on having his driver's license...
Forum: General 12-31-2011, 06:43 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 7,314
Posted By Ben Lahnger
More wisdom ... Good answer, Wolfie.

More wisdom ... Good answer, Wolfie.
Forum: Shill 12-31-2011, 06:36 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Forum: General 12-29-2011, 03:15 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
This made me chuckle uproariously (it totally...

This made me chuckle uproariously (it totally makes fun of recent events in the DC universe, particularly in the Catwoman comics.)

Then I snickered.

Then I read it again and chuckled some more....
Forum: General 12-29-2011, 02:46 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
See, I call you a troll because you believe that...

See, I call you a troll because you believe that hundreds of thousands of people "thinking" the bible is true makes it so.

Facts prove different. The "scholar" I quoted is citing facts. You are...
Forum: General 12-29-2011, 02:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,069
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Ren, I wasn't aware that there was a raging...

Ren,

I wasn't aware that there was a raging goth scene where you came from in Wisconsin.

Sincerely,

Cheesehead Ben
Forum: General 12-29-2011, 02:17 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 7,314
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Threesomes can be fun (the ones I've participated...

Threesomes can be fun (the ones I've participated in were amazing and sit among some of my most cherished memories), but you have to be in a relationship where both parties are emotionally mature,...
Forum: General 12-29-2011, 02:00 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Not only has the bible been edited beyond...

Not only has the bible been edited beyond recognition from what it originally was (in fact, whole parts were excised entirely), but the parts that remain aren't even particularly viable as a history...
Forum: Shill 12-29-2011, 09:28 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Remember ... Robin died to save you.

Remember ...

Robin died to save you.
Forum: Shill 12-25-2011, 08:47 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
And yet we respect Batman more. Hmmmm?

And yet we respect Batman more.

Hmmmm?
Forum: Spooky News 12-18-2011, 09:15 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,469
Posted By Ben Lahnger
* - After a 30-minute discussion.

* - After a 30-minute discussion.
Forum: Spooky News 12-18-2011, 09:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,469
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Tweeted by @almightygod: "After a...

.

Tweeted by @almightygod:

"After a 30-minute with Christopher Hitchens in my office, I'm now convinced that I don't exist."

.
Forum: General 12-18-2011, 07:09 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
That's what the adult video producer said to the...

That's what the adult video producer said to the young wanna-be porn star.

YUP! I just took this thread to that level. So what?!?

That's what you get for not sharing the Jameson!
Forum: Whining 12-18-2011, 06:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 10,940
Posted By Ben Lahnger
What this dump needs is a link to the transcribed...

What this dump needs is a link to the transcribed lyrics for "Toobular Boobular Joy":

http://www.wayfellows.com/mst3k/toobular.shtml
Forum: Whining 12-18-2011, 06:17 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I have a wish list on Amazon and post about the...

I have a wish list on Amazon and post about the things I am interested in on Facebook all the time, and yet I have family members who claim that they have no idea what I am into or what to get me ......
Forum: Spooky News 12-18-2011, 02:37 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,570
Posted By Ben Lahnger
My opinion on that point might be different.

My opinion on that point might be different.
Forum: General 12-15-2011, 09:39 AM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I knew that, ya smarty pants, but I just can't...

I knew that, ya smarty pants, but I just can't help getting excited about SCIENCE!!!

Speaking of which, did you hear that they recently discovered the largest black hole ever documented? In fact,...
Forum: General 12-15-2011, 05:16 AM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
All hail Higgs-Boson!

All hail Higgs-Boson!
Forum: Shill 12-15-2011, 05:09 AM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Ah! But you have saved me from believing in...

Ah! But you have saved me from believing in Jesus!

THANK YOU!!!
Forum: General 12-11-2011, 12:27 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 3,023,784
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I don't want to hear prophet bearing a message....

I don't want to hear prophet bearing a message. Now if someone comes forth and proclaims they have a massage to give to the world, I'll prostrate myself before them.
Forum: Politics 12-11-2011, 12:21 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Ladies and Gentlemen, another Rick Perry PSA: ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, another Rick Perry PSA:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtFzuGeCfkc&feature=player_embedded

"I'm wearing the jacket again, aren't I? Dammit!"
Forum: Shill 12-11-2011, 12:19 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
POTHEAD, YOU'VE SAVED ME!!! After reading...

POTHEAD, YOU'VE SAVED ME!!!

After reading all your words and recognizing the illogical nonsense they contain, you've saved me from a lifetime of believing in this superstitious claptrap!

THANK...
Forum: Whining 12-11-2011, 12:08 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,288
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Or Patrick Stewart.

Or Patrick Stewart.
Forum: Whining 12-11-2011, 12:06 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 117,619
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Eight pages later and this is still not a real...

Eight pages later and this is still not a real "conversation" about racism. The ones that were already convinced it is a relevant and a social concern hold the same opinion, and those that didn't ......
Forum: Whining 12-11-2011, 12:00 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 11,561
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Dammit! I saw the title of this thread and...

Dammit! I saw the title of this thread and thought it was about some band I had missed hearing about.

Oh wait, maybe it still is. Is there a group named Condescending Twats? Or maybe there's one...
Forum: Whining 12-11-2011, 11:55 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Retail store management in December. ...

Retail store management in December.

Obviously, I don't have time for much of anything else lately ... including stopping by here.

That is all.
Forum: Whining 12-11-2011, 11:53 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 14,767
Posted By Ben Lahnger
DAMN! And I thought the drive-through liquor...

DAMN! And I thought the drive-through liquor stores here in Houston were cool!
Forum: General 11-23-2011, 01:38 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Something I found on the interwebs that...

.

Something I found on the interwebs that may be amusing only to me:

We live in the "WTF" Generation.

W: Wikipedia. T: Twitter. F: Facebook.

.
Forum: Shill 11-23-2011, 01:34 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Why are you "naturally" doing that?

Why are you "naturally" doing that?
Forum: General 11-20-2011, 04:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,570
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. The first post in this thread left me...

.

The first post in this thread left me puzzled, as I totally did not see how it was anything at all worthy of note, but I love what you all have done with the rest of it!

:D

.
Forum: Shill 11-20-2011, 04:22 AM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I confess to you all that pothead makes me bored.

I confess to you all that pothead makes me bored.
Forum: Whining 11-19-2011, 09:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,153
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Not only would that qualify as the worst run-on...

Not only would that qualify as the worst run-on sentence I've encountered recently (if it were a grammatically correct sentence and started with a capital letter), but it is also the most horrendous...
Forum: Introductions 11-18-2011, 11:08 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Ben Lahnger
These aren't the posts you were looking for.

These aren't the posts you were looking for.
Forum: Whining 11-18-2011, 01:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,395
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I "suppose" you did.

I "suppose" you did.
Forum: Spooky News 11-17-2011, 09:14 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,782
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Hey, do you think I could get them to...

.

Hey, do you think I could get them to declare that celery is NOT a vegetable?

.
Forum: Spooky News 11-17-2011, 09:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,782
Posted By Ben Lahnger
You knew I was going to post this ... Q)...

You knew I was going to post this ...


Q) What's the difference between a U.S. Congressperson and a slice of pizza?

A) Nothing ... they're both vegetables!

Ahahahahahahahaha!
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2011, 09:01 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,711
Posted By Ben Lahnger
There can be only one!!! .

There can be only one!!!

.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2011, 08:57 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,515
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. I remember reading a few of your posts...

.

I remember reading a few of your posts from the time I was absent.

Can't remember if I thought they were relevant (see your answer to #14), but I have enjoyed a few of your new posts.
...
Forum: Shill 11-17-2011, 02:19 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Because it's all splintery. Plus, it itches...

Because it's all splintery.

Plus, it itches where they drove the nails in.
Forum: Shill 11-17-2011, 02:08 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 7,455
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Ha! Pothead, Jesus will be king of all...

Ha!

Pothead,

Jesus will be king of all Panaceas!

Lololololol!
Forum: Shill 11-17-2011, 01:52 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Pothead, You believe your god is...

Pothead,

You believe your god is responsible for creating us? Is he responsible for creating us with this genetically transmitted venalreal disease called "original sin" that we must all beg him...
Forum: Shill 11-12-2011, 08:25 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Hey, hey! Let's not have any cross words like...

Hey, hey! Let's not have any cross words like that here!

You keep proselytizing like that here and you could find yourself flung into the antiplenum due to your lack of erudition.

Woe be unto...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-12-2011, 07:33 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,017
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Here's a nice Infocom tribute/museum website: ...

Here's a nice Infocom tribute/museum website:

http://www.infocom-if.org/

Crap! I threw out "Leather Goddesses of Phobos" when I moved a few years ago, because I thought I'd never again have use...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-12-2011, 07:27 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,017
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Grim Fandango! I also miss the old...

Grim Fandango!

I also miss the old Hexen/Heretic games (they are cousins to Doom set in a fantasy world).

I bought a couple of NES systems specifically because I wanted to be able to play 4...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-12-2011, 07:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,582
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Talking Atlas Shrugged DVD recalled. You'll never guess why! NEVER! LOL!

The entire production run of the "Atlas Shrugged" film on DVD is being recalled.

You'll never guess the deliciously ironic reason why!

NEVER! LOL!

I previously posted the article Atlas...
Forum: Shill 11-03-2011, 02:12 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Can I accept Jesus as my pizza delivery man? Or...

Can I accept Jesus as my pizza delivery man? Or as my shoeshine boy?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-03-2011, 01:29 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 23,306
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Thumbs up Person of interest

.

I've been hooked by the Thursday night CBS series "Person of Interest" starring Jim Caviezel and Michael Emerson.

An ex-CIA hitman and a scientist team up to prevent crimes before they...
Forum: General 11-03-2011, 12:21 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,447
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Surely, after all this time, not your first clue.

Surely, after all this time, not your first clue.
Forum: General 11-03-2011, 07:47 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,533
Posted By Ben Lahnger
What a turn this thread has taken. To the...

What a turn this thread has taken.

To the OP, there is some email address listed somewhere in the FAQ's that you might write to and ask about the account deletion, but in my experience moderation...
Forum: Shill 11-03-2011, 07:37 AM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. I've had it with this Trolly-Roller. ...

.

I've had it with this Trolly-Roller.



Pothead, to quote AC/DC, "I'm on the highway to hell!"

I accept that since I refuse to accept servitude to your imaginary god, in your belief...
Forum: General 11-03-2011, 07:18 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,870
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I stumbled across it again the other day and...

I stumbled across it again the other day and didn't recognize anyone there. And the conversations were ... well, mostly inane. They all seemed blindly ignorant of the purpose of the page.
Forum: Shill 10-23-2011, 03:13 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I wish I could "like" THAT post! :D

I wish I could "like" THAT post!

:D
Forum: Spooky News 10-21-2011, 02:07 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,214
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Hmmm ... you might have a point.

Hmmm ... you might have a point.
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 01:45 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I don't think I was mistaken about what I was...

I don't think I was mistaken about what I was seeing, but I definitely agree with the conclusion of your second paragraph.
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 01:23 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I agree the rampant abuses and oppression should...

I agree the rampant abuses and oppression should be changed. I've said so. Protection by law, reform and regulation are largely necessary.

I saw statements here that said the equivalent of "I'm...
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 01:17 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Miss Absynthe, I actually think some people here...

Miss Absynthe, I actually think some people here are saying those cases are so few and far between that they shouldn't be considered against the tremendous amount of abuse and enslavement that occurs...
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 01:07 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I was countering your judgments about people who...

I was countering your judgments about people who say they enjoy getting paid to have sex.
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 01:05 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I don't think that's the same either, but would...

I don't think that's the same either, but would you propose it should be illegal to be a millionaire? Is that the way to help the people below the poverty line?
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 12:53 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I don't get the comparisons, honestly. I'm saying...

I don't get the comparisons, honestly. I'm saying that being a slave or being eaten by a cannibal subjectively can be seen by nearly everyone as unquestionably being a negative, harmful experience....
Forum: Spooky News 10-21-2011, 12:47 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,214
Posted By Ben Lahnger
You know, when I first read that, I read "I'm not...

You know, when I first read that, I read "I'm not bicurious, I'm bifocal" and giggled a bit.




I think people around here make too many "I think" statements in way that suggests they think it...
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 12:38 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I suppose that is true, but I don't see the two...

I suppose that is true, but I don't see the two as comparable. One is an enforced condition, even if the subject accepts the force. The other could be purely chosen without duress, which is the only...
Forum: Shill 10-21-2011, 12:28 AM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Yeah, let alone that whole "pride" thing. ...

Yeah, let alone that whole "pride" thing.

Instead of gay and proud they should be sad and insecure.

Oh, wait, no. There's nothing wrong with them.

It's just that you're a jerk.
Forum: General 10-21-2011, 12:18 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
[QUOTE=Saya;682725]No, I don't know it. When you...

[QUOTE=Saya;682725]No, I don't know it. When you try to push away injustice just because it worked out for a friend, you're dismissing the reality for 97% of prostituted women.

And we have said...
Forum: General 10-20-2011, 07:29 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
That wasn't what I was saying, and you know it. ...

That wasn't what I was saying, and you know it.

There are rampant injustices everywhere in the world in the sex trade, but it doesn't mean everyone in that trade is treated unjustly.

I not...
Forum: Shill 10-20-2011, 07:20 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I WILL accept Jesus as my personal servant, and...

I WILL accept Jesus as my personal servant, and LOL!!!!
Forum: Politics 10-18-2011, 10:20 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,926
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. What? Nunsense! .

.

What? Nunsense!

.
Forum: General 10-18-2011, 10:18 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 10,149
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Um, I don't know about the blue ... but wouldn't...

Um, I don't know about the blue ... but wouldn't the black make you MORE goff?
Forum: General 10-18-2011, 10:12 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Or, the people who do it and freely enjoy it get...

Or, the people who do it and freely enjoy it get swept up with the cases of legitimate sexist, imperialist, classist and racist issues that exist elsewhere.
Forum: General 10-18-2011, 05:14 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 10,149
Posted By Ben Lahnger
No, you just need to get the seat adjusted. ...

No, you just need to get the seat adjusted.

:p



There, that's more interesting. Although, I was going to fix the gender-switched pronoun at the end, but decided to leave it.
Forum: Fashion 10-18-2011, 04:26 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 7,869
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. This thread reminds me I need to attend...

.

This thread reminds me I need to attend the Renaissance Festival soon!

.
Forum: Politics 10-18-2011, 04:01 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,926
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Nun shall pass! . Who votes for...

.

Nun shall pass!

.

Who votes for God for President? Nun of the above!

.
Forum: General 10-18-2011, 03:45 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,992
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Um. I see lots of prostate cancer coverage. Not...

Um. I see lots of prostate cancer coverage. Not as much as breast cancer coverage, but NOTHING gets covered like that issue does.
Forum: General 10-18-2011, 02:02 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 51,448
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Saya, most everyone was pretty clear except the...

Saya, most everyone was pretty clear except the OP's initial statement ... just clarifying that point.

I was once roommates with a woman who worked as both an escort and madame of her own agency....
Forum: General 10-17-2011, 09:33 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 11,304
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Asserts that this strategy would have some merit...

Asserts that this strategy would have some merit had the OP been female. Inquires if poster was speaking of her or someone-other-than-the-OP's tits. Further inquires if this was just to be an image...
Forum: General 10-17-2011, 09:30 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Yep, I did ask. Thank you. I hope he makes it.

Yep, I did ask. Thank you. I hope he makes it.
Forum: General 10-17-2011, 09:22 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 11,304
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Inquiry of OP as to how the application of...

Inquiry of OP as to how the application of "furious uppercuts" resolves the situation in any way.
Forum: General 10-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Honeythorn, I really enjoyed reading this. Please...

Honeythorn, I really enjoyed reading this. Please update how Bertram's rehab proceeds ... you've succeeded in getting me emotionally invested in a pigeon half a world away.
...
Forum: Commentary 10-15-2011, 08:44 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,508
Posted By Ben Lahnger
That is a VERY good question.

That is a VERY good question.
Forum: General 10-12-2011, 03:40 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
"If you've got a heart then Gumby's a part of...

"If you've got a heart then Gumby's a part of you!"

YAY! Google has a new doodle celebrating Gumby creator Art Clokey's 90th birthday! Check it out!

http://mashable.com/2011/10/12/gumby-doodle/...
Forum: Literature 10-11-2011, 07:28 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 16,115
Posted By Ben Lahnger
This is why I generally like things derived from...

This is why I generally like things derived from his work (Re-Animator is one of the funniest black comedies I have ever seen) but have always found his writing boring. He is the lowest class of a...
Forum: Literature 10-11-2011, 06:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,999
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm not whining about Gnet not publishing my...

I'm not whining about Gnet not publishing my stories; I've never submitted one to this tar hole. I merely pointed out how untenable your position is. A place that still holds the logo "Bone Chilling...
Forum: General 10-11-2011, 06:37 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
^^^^^^^^^ lol!

^^^^^^^^^ lol!
Forum: Shill 10-11-2011, 02:48 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
For a second there I didn't see the second "M"....

For a second there I didn't see the second "M". Actually made more sense to me.
Forum: General 10-11-2011, 02:39 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Finding out that Stan Lee got his own...

.

Finding out that Stan Lee got his own Jeopardy catagory (http://www.whosay.com/StanLee/videos/78291)!

.
Forum: Spooky News 10-11-2011, 12:47 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,824
Posted By Ben Lahnger
16 Zombie Actors Injured on 'Resident Evil' Set

16 Zombie Actors Injured on 'Resident Evil' Set

SOURCE (http://www.jems.com/article/news/16-zombie-actors-injured-resident-evil-s)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011



Ben - A triage nightmare for...
Forum: Literature 10-11-2011, 12:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,999
Posted By Ben Lahnger
None of which they have published ... for YEARS! ...

None of which they have published ... for YEARS!

Heh!
Forum: Whining 10-11-2011, 08:09 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,467
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. That GIF in your sig is fucking hilarious!...

.

That GIF in your sig is fucking hilarious! No lie. I was googling the "alien graphics" and came up with THIS FUNNY LITTLE ODDITY...
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 09:14 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,126
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm thinking El Paso might be marginally safer.

I'm thinking El Paso might be marginally safer.
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 06:41 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,938
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Man Assaults Wife for Not "Liking" His Facebook Update

.

Man Assaults Wife for Not "Liking" His Facebook Update

SOURCE (http://news.**********/man-assaults-wife-not-liking-facebook-202237064.html)



Huh. I wonder why she's estranged?
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 05:37 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,222
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Bleach Fight Injures 19, Causes Walmart Store To Close

.

Bleach Fight Between Two Women Injures 19
Toxic Fumes Cause Baltimore Walmart Store To Close

Oct. 9, 2011
SOURCE...
Forum: General 10-10-2011, 02:01 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
That is hilarious! Ahahahahaha!

That is hilarious! Ahahahahaha!
Forum: Introductions 10-09-2011, 05:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,609
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Very nice intro. I think I'm going to enjoy...

Very nice intro. I think I'm going to enjoy reading your posts.

Welcome to this place. I look forward to your contributions.
Forum: General 10-09-2011, 11:51 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ben Lahnger
BTW, I downloaded the video as an MP4 file, and...

BTW, I downloaded the video as an MP4 file, and it comes to under 43 MB. Is that a file size I could email to you? I have no idea what restrictions your internet access imposes.
Forum: General 10-09-2011, 11:35 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm sorry. It's not a 16 minute lecture that can...

I'm sorry. It's not a 16 minute lecture that can be distilled down to a few bullet points (although the speaker does take a moment to needle us "privileged assholes") ... it's a series of personal...
Forum: General 10-09-2011, 10:40 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,931
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Thumbs up How To Write Your Own Obituary

How To Write Your Own Obituary
a TEDx presentation

I think EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS, especially some of you who I have observed as becoming increasingly cynical and skeptical of the world today...
Forum: Shill 10-09-2011, 10:09 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Listen, I'm a little busy selling my sister (and...

Listen, I'm a little busy selling my sister (and every other female I know) into slavery - there's a nice, tidy profit to be had from that. Next, while I'm counting my money, I think I'll be able to...
Forum: Whining 10-09-2011, 09:58 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. CyberSpearFlogger, quit your cryin' and...

.

CyberSpearFlogger, quit your cryin' and find another way to waste your time. Nobody here cares for this drivel.

Oh, and before you post anything else like this:



Take a remedial course...
Forum: Politics 10-09-2011, 05:09 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,143
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Well, it is frustrating. But thank you very much...

Well, it is frustrating. But thank you very much for clarifying, in a concise way, what you meant by your previous statement.

I think you could also reference Elizabeth Warren's recent comments...
Forum: Shill 10-09-2011, 04:41 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
You now stand on a very slippery slope. Very...

You now stand on a very slippery slope.

Very few biblical scholars believe the ENTIRE bible is actually factual.

Do you believe that every football player and all who work a job on Sunday are...
Forum: General 10-09-2011, 04:36 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,220
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Adderall is essentially just like speed. It won't...

Adderall is essentially just like speed. It won't make you dopey or smart. But it will make you say things faster and tends to make you talk more.

So if you are already stupid or incoherent, it...
Forum: Whining 10-08-2011, 09:41 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Well, I haven't updated in a while, so ... good...

Well, I haven't updated in a while, so ... good news/bad news.

Bad news: My company decided last week to shut my store location down. After a year of not getting any traction in building customer...
Forum: General 10-08-2011, 09:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,220
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Hee hee hee! Added "hee" for bawhouse....

Hee hee hee!

Added "hee" for bawhouse. LOL!
Forum: Shill 10-08-2011, 09:19 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm not hailing Satan. I'm praising the god of...

I'm not hailing Satan. I'm praising the god of fornication. Jesus' pop gives a fuck ... or many fucks!

I want more of that action Lot got, long before his wife was turned into a pillar of salt!
...
Forum: Politics 10-08-2011, 09:16 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,143
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm at a loss for understanding how you can be an...

I'm at a loss for understanding how you can be an advocate of paying people a living wage but not think people should be able use those wages to purchase possessions.

I mean, I get all the evils...
Forum: Politics 10-08-2011, 09:11 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 40,048
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. "I have a feeling Wall Street has figured...

.

"I have a feeling Wall Street has figured out a way to make money off of occupy Wall Street." -- Alan Tudyk

.
Forum: Politics 10-08-2011, 09:00 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Potential Race Between Black Guy and Mormon Poses...

Potential Race Between Black Guy and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots

The Borowitz Report

SOURCE...
Forum: General 10-08-2011, 07:09 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,992
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I can't begin to tell you how cool this is, and...

I can't begin to tell you how cool this is, and how happy it made me to read it. I hope you had an uproariously good time! :D
Forum: General 10-08-2011, 07:06 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Since roller derby is a team sport, that'd be...

Since roller derby is a team sport, that'd be Classic Trek versus Next Gen. As cool as that sounds, I'm not sure it would work as well in practice ... the uniforms aren't that different from a...
Forum: Shill 10-08-2011, 06:58 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. That's right people, Jesus is starting his...

.

That's right people, Jesus is starting his comeback tour! Witness this zombified Jewish carpenter rise from the dead again and denounce the rumors that he is part of a plan, a ninth plan hatched...
Forum: Politics 10-06-2011, 10:09 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
It says something about the Republican field that...

It says something about the Republican field that the new #1 candidate used to run the nation's #8 pizza chain. -- Andy Borowitz
Forum: Shill 10-06-2011, 09:51 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
... and because pothead is the voice and will of...

... and because pothead is the voice and will of god.

OH MY GOODNESS! pothead IS GOD'S SOCK PUPPET!!!!
Forum: General 10-06-2011, 09:47 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
When I went to the local comic book convention...

When I went to the local comic book convention (Comicpalooza) back in April, they held a couple of fennish roller derby events. I think one was Trek versus Star Wars (wish I'd seen that!) and...
Forum: General 10-06-2011, 07:02 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Finding out there's a "Ghouls Night Out"...

.

Finding out there's a "Ghouls Night Out" roller derby spooktacular (http://www.northsidefury.com/) on Sunday, October 30th featuring Zombies versus Vampires!

I might just have to go ......
Forum: Shill 10-06-2011, 06:32 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Not me! I just find that parts of it get you much...

Not me! I just find that parts of it get you much higher ... like Leviticus, Judah and Song of Solomon. Yep, the raunchy parts of the bible get you higher.

And Genesis is particularly good...
Forum: Shill 10-05-2011, 03:26 AM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to...

Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to make up for you.

pothead, this hit's for you! :D
Forum: General 10-03-2011, 10:38 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,992
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Catchy like herpes. ...

Catchy like herpes.

------------------------------------------

I'm thinking I should publish a bible printed on nothing but rolling papers. Bet that'd get some people fired up ... the one's...
Forum: Shill 10-03-2011, 10:33 PM
Replies: 551
Views: 267,113
Posted By Ben Lahnger
It's been proven to be a highly inaccurate,...

It's been proven to be a highly inaccurate, largely apocryphal "history" book, contributed to by dozens of non-source-checked human writers over an extended period of time, then edited and translated...
Forum: General 10-03-2011, 09:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,225
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Tacos? You find them on every street corner down...

Tacos? You find them on every street corner down here.

I want to hack the mechasaya and steal THE JETPACK!!!
Forum: Shill 10-03-2011, 09:45 PM
Replies: 663
Views: 88,958
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Goddamn, those born-again stoners sure can...

Goddamn, those born-again stoners sure can talk/type a bunch, eh?
Forum: Whining 10-03-2011, 07:28 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,801
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it...

.

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 10-02-2011, 08:12 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
It's an attempt to make more money by giving...

It's an attempt to make more money by giving people the perception that they can start reading the DC comics now and it will be like getting in on the beginning of the story. They think this gimmick...
Forum: General 10-01-2011, 08:25 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,992
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I just saw a clever recipe for turning a muffin...

I just saw a clever recipe for turning a muffin tin upside down, forming cookie dough around the raised muffin pot exteriors and baking them to make little cookie shell-dishes that can be filled with...
Forum: General 10-01-2011, 08:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,956
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. HA! . Saya, that is all kinds of...

.

HA!

.

Saya, that is all kinds of awesome! :D
Forum: General 10-01-2011, 06:14 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Saya, that's pretty cool. I made one too: ...

Saya, that's pretty cool. I made one too:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c324/BenLahnger/MyPhonesBroke.jpg
Forum: Spooky News 10-01-2011, 05:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,726
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Woman charged with stealing bull semen

Woman Charged With Stealing Bull Semen

SOURCE (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/30/ap/strange/main20114067.shtml)



*Ben - SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHOT TO ME!
Forum: General 10-01-2011, 05:18 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,724
Posted By Ben Lahnger
*you can write the one-liner I was thinking...

*you can write the one-liner I was thinking yourself*
Forum: Introductions 10-01-2011, 05:08 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,323
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Nice! (hahahaha!)

Nice! (hahahaha!)
Forum: Introductions 09-30-2011, 10:36 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,323
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Nice introduction (not that it needed any...

Nice introduction (not that it needed any approval.)

How do (fill in the blank)'s reproduce, anyway?

Welcome to this place. I look forward to your contributions.
Forum: Whining 09-30-2011, 10:28 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 27,713
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Point taken. Thank you.

Point taken. Thank you.
Forum: General 09-30-2011, 09:30 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,724
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Hey, Happy Birthday! Hope you have a grand day!

Hey, Happy Birthday! Hope you have a grand day!
Forum: Whining 09-30-2011, 08:47 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 27,713
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Oh noes! What will I do? You've cut me to the...

Oh noes! What will I do? You've cut me to the quick!

Well, carry on telling the world that you can't get a girl, can't make friends, have no desire to play fair with others or live by an equitable...
Forum: Whining 09-30-2011, 08:42 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Thermostat bad. Hoses need replacing. Radiator...

Thermostat bad. Hoses need replacing. Radiator needs flushing.

This money-pit of a car is going to nickel and dime me to death.

I told my mechanic the next time my car breaks down, I'm just...
Forum: Whining 09-30-2011, 08:31 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Yeah. What color would they make the ribbons?...

Yeah. What color would they make the ribbons? Ewwwwww!
Forum: Politics 09-30-2011, 08:24 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Saya, that is priceless! Ahahahaha! ...

Saya, that is priceless! Ahahahaha!

----------------------------------------
.

In the US, many jobs do not have even one applicant with the necessary skills. Example: Republican nominee. --...
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 08:42 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Son of a bitch. My car started overheating today....

Son of a bitch. My car started overheating today. (#ifitsnotonethingitsanother) ... I checked the oil, it was good. I let it cool off, checked the radiator, seemed low so I added the quarter jug of...
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 04:30 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 27,713
Posted By Ben Lahnger
You don't bother me any more than any other...

You don't bother me any more than any other earnest idiot who starts a thread that should end after one answer (she's evil ... stop seeing her, it's bad for you ... if you continue, you deserve what...
Forum: General 09-29-2011, 04:23 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Tweeted by "Burn Notice" creator Matt Nix:...

Tweeted by "Burn Notice" creator Matt Nix: #burnnotice costume meeting: "She should be in tactical military gear, but sexy. Not superspy catsuit sexy, just girl-with-a-gun sexy."
Forum: Politics 09-29-2011, 12:22 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
. Every week Republicans are excited about a...

.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. - Andy Borowitz

.
Forum: Whining 09-28-2011, 07:21 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 27,713
Posted By Ben Lahnger
And yet you're leading many here on, and so it is...

And yet you're leading many here on, and so it is clear you have the capacity and inclination to do so.
Forum: Politics 09-28-2011, 07:09 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I wish people would stop talking about how fat...

I wish people would stop talking about how fat Chris Christie is and focus on what a shitty governor he is. -- Andy Borowitz
Forum: Politics 09-28-2011, 06:52 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
This is genius and funny as hell! A "Bad Lip...

This is genius and funny as hell!

A "Bad Lip Reading" soundbite of Rick Perry! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs&feature=player_embedded#!)

The best thing about it is, it makes more...
Forum: General 09-28-2011, 06:34 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 939,398
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Spam comes in all types, but I know this one will...

Spam comes in all types, but I know this one will amuse some of you.

An email came in from "Professional Women" which advised me, "Congratulations, you have been chosen for the Registry of...
Forum: General 09-28-2011, 06:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,776
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Ah, I see why I was having trouble finding them....

Ah, I see why I was having trouble finding them. Brachs ended their licensing agreement with A&W, and are just producing the candy as a "generic" root beer flavor. So I need to search for Brachs Root...
Forum: Music 09-28-2011, 05:26 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,764
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I loved Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger and The...

I loved Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger and The Weavers' work, but the ones who really do it for me are Peter, Paul and Mary. If I'm flipping channels and come across them in concert on PBS, I'm...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-28-2011, 01:56 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Well, part of the problem is ongoing story lines...

Well, part of the problem is ongoing story lines were thrown out with the reboot. It's like the season where the TV show Dallas started losing viewers and tried to right the ship by claiming the...
Forum: Music 09-28-2011, 12:38 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,445
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I am so in agreement with you on this. When I...

I am so in agreement with you on this. When I first heard "Higher Ground" and "Superstitious" and "Living For The City", they kicked my ass!

Living For The City (live from 1974)...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-28-2011, 01:40 AM
Replies: 478
Views: 138,890
Posted By Ben Lahnger
What is the name of the PS2 prequel so I can be...

What is the name of the PS2 prequel so I can be on the lookout?

*edit* - Erm ... just clicked on your link and got the answer. Nevermind.
Forum: Politics 09-28-2011, 01:19 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I think that's a lazy and self-indulgent answer. ...

I think that's a lazy and self-indulgent answer.

What do I expect?

That you will respect and honor the topic focus of the threads I start as I respect and honor the topic focus of threads you...
Forum: Whining 09-27-2011, 09:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,431
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I think this is a funny choice of places...

I think this is a funny choice of places (considering all the other alternatives on the internet) to get advice on this subject.

I have no advice for you, other than you generally should not get...
Forum: Politics 09-27-2011, 09:16 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Dammit, do not contribute to the threadjacking. ...

Dammit, do not contribute to the threadjacking.

Q) How can you tell if a person is a good Republican presidential candidate?

A) I don't know. The problem is, neither does the Republican party!...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-27-2011, 08:57 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,177
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Well, I was actually more focused on this...

Well, I was actually more focused on this sentence, which I might have been misunderstanding.



I was thinking the question could be will men find women kickass if they don't particularly...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-27-2011, 08:51 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Yeah, I dealt with that: ... and by...

Yeah, I dealt with that:



... and by focusing on that you denied the validity of the rest of my statement.

*sigh*

Okay, I'm done needling you about this. I'm glad you've found some comics...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-27-2011, 08:40 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,177
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I've been thinking about this for a while. First,...

I've been thinking about this for a while. First, I think this statement is true ...



... but it's not the same thing as saying men find kickass women sexy. I agree lots of men LIKE them....
Forum: General 09-27-2011, 08:16 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 881,172
Posted By Ben Lahnger
That's very, very cool news, Alan. I'm happy for...

That's very, very cool news, Alan. I'm happy for you.
Forum: General 09-27-2011, 08:06 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,215
Posted By Ben Lahnger
THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7WLfY2455o)...

THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7WLfY2455o) always works for me.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-26-2011, 08:20 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm not actually saying all that, but way to...

I'm not actually saying all that, but way to generalize.

By the way, I have heard from other sources about how good Animal Man is; your suggestion of that title is well taken. So there is at...
Forum: Politics 09-26-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,506
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I'm ignoring the previous post (not because it's...

I'm ignoring the previous post (not because it's loaded with facetious arguments, but) because it is thread-jacking from the point of this thread, which is to crack jokes about the Republican...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-25-2011, 11:58 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
You have your perspective of that Buttwoman...

You have your perspective of that Buttwoman drawing, I have mine.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
It depends on how they're displayed and how she's...

It depends on how they're displayed and how she's posed, obviously.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-25-2011, 07:18 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Nope. Legs not preventing it from being...

Nope. Legs not preventing it from being sexualized. Legs just preventing it from being outright pandering.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-25-2011, 06:37 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
(Wow! That looks pretty porny to me. In fact, in...

(Wow! That looks pretty porny to me. In fact, in the entire recent 26 issue Power Girl run, there isn't a single frame that looks that sexualized.)

So it's all relative, huh? Oh, well.

Still...
Forum: Whining 09-25-2011, 06:29 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
JCC, I'm sorry to hear that. Added pisser, it's a...

JCC, I'm sorry to hear that. Added pisser, it's a bad time to not be able to afford booze.

----------------------------------------------------------

So I had a problem with the car again. I...
Forum: General 09-25-2011, 06:15 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 374,992
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Shaking my head and chuckling at Fruitbat's...

Shaking my head and chuckling at Fruitbat's 9-21-11 failure to grasp why Mister Bat might have a problem with a neighborly offer to "lay some pipe".

hahahaha!
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-25-2011, 04:17 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 41,060
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Spooky, nice Castle reference. That's one of the...

Spooky, nice Castle reference. That's one of the reasons I watch the show too ... it portrays the male and female leads as equals who respect each other (although Beckett likes to joke about Castle...
Forum: Whining 09-25-2011, 04:02 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Wow! That spambot in particular really pisses me...

Wow! That spambot in particular really pisses me off!

/rant
Forum: Whining 09-24-2011, 05:50 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Yep. But at least you can look. My job shuffles...

Yep. But at least you can look. My job shuffles my shift around so I couldn't possibly take another job. Meh.
Forum: Whining 09-24-2011, 12:14 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Something like that, yeah.

Something like that, yeah.
Forum: Whining 09-24-2011, 11:18 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I think I caught that break. The car started, and...

I think I caught that break. The car started, and I was able to drive it to my mechanic. He says the alternator is working fine, and the battery is just old. If I don't run anything electrical when...
Forum: Whining 09-24-2011, 07:48 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,514,188
Posted By Ben Lahnger
I paid $200 toward the $430 auto repair bill on...

I paid $200 toward the $430 auto repair bill on Thursday morning and drove my car to work, closed the store and drove it home that night. Drove to work in the morning yesterday and ran errands, then...
Forum: General 09-24-2011, 07:39 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,586
Posted By Ben Lahnger
Well done, Alan. It's gratifying to see all your...

Well done, Alan. It's gratifying to see all your hard work pay off. I expect this (along with all your other efforts) should open some very interesting doors for you.
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