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Forum: General 01-20-2010, 08:05 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
I'm blonde now. ...

I'm blonde now.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs239.snc3/22671_268944407440_531857440_3806750_3095785_n.jpg

It looks strawberry blonde still because of the flash, though, so...
Forum: Introductions 12-07-2009, 10:01 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 34,934
Posted By turtlehammer
Clearly! Aren't you a special little snowflake?

Clearly! Aren't you a special little snowflake?
Forum: General 12-07-2009, 01:51 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Wow, those are some beautiful cats.

Wow, those are some beautiful cats.
Forum: General 12-06-2009, 06:29 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
No, it's sunlight. My hair looks honey-colored...

No, it's sunlight. My hair looks honey-colored indoors, but a warm red in sunlight. And my skin is definitely ghostly light in proper lighting, too, but never mind. :P
Forum: General 12-06-2009, 06:15 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Here's probably a better display of the red. Bad...

Here's probably a better display of the red. Bad picture, but see how it's got a warm, reddish hue?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/60/l_ff8b944218af46e6be6ded122e1cb983.jpg
Forum: General 12-06-2009, 05:59 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
It's not necessarily orange, though, which is...

It's not necessarily orange, though, which is what I think of ginger. It's a slightly reddish honey color, really.
...
Forum: General 12-06-2009, 05:43 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Wow, you're ridiculously pretty. And I adore...

Wow, you're ridiculously pretty. And I adore strawberry blonde hair (my natural color)!
Forum: Introductions 12-06-2009, 04:44 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
I listened to all of these and any Lord...

I listened to all of these and any Lord Whiskerton suggested, as well as coming across a friend who started sending me songs of other similar bands. I'm very, very much a fan. I particularly enjoyed...
Forum: General 12-06-2009, 04:15 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Well, it's true, though. The whole point of...

Well, it's true, though. The whole point of showing a picture is so people can get an idea of what the person behind the big bad keyboard looks like, but with flashy angles, make-up, and photoshop...
Forum: General 12-05-2009, 04:55 AM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Bah. I don't even know what's considered "in" by...

Bah. I don't even know what's considered "in" by people these days- for any set stereotype. I'm the sort that has had a small circle of close friends for a long time, so I don't ever stop to take a...
Forum: General 12-05-2009, 04:33 AM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Exactly what I meant by you don't have to fit a...

Exactly what I meant by you don't have to fit a certain set of physical requirements. And to be fair, I'd hardly call myself even a goth. I like goth-y things, among other things. I'm a hybrid!
Forum: General 12-05-2009, 04:15 AM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Eh. Depends on the person, I guess. Age group...

Eh. Depends on the person, I guess. Age group helps, too- especially for that last bit. ;)
Forum: General 12-05-2009, 03:57 AM
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Posted By turtlehammer
I don't have to dye my hair black to "look" goth,...

I don't have to dye my hair black to "look" goth, to be fair. Besides, I'm of the mind one doesn't have to fit the physical stereotype to be considered goth.

I can wear boots and sport red hair!
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 11:44 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8246/eatadick.p...

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8246/eatadick.png

Oh, and dyed my hair bright red (it's naturally a strawberry blonde color).
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 08:21 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6MZHRE3jU ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6MZHRE3jU

This is about the funniest video I've seen in forever. Holy shit, I can't stop laughing.
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 08:06 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
It was the flash.

It was the flash.
Forum: Whining 12-04-2009, 06:49 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Oh wow. I wish I could be an internet jerk about...

Oh wow. I wish I could be an internet jerk about that, but I want them myself!
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 06:31 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Haha, indeed! He used to perch on top on my...

Haha, indeed! He used to perch on top on my monitor. He still tries, but he's entirely too big for that. Instead, he resorts to sleeping on my keyboard- when I'm on the computer, only.
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 06:29 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
I try to post something cute, and this thread is...

I try to post something cute, and this thread is still somehow derailed into something stupid. God fucking dammit.
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 02:28 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3530/ahzedd.jpg...

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3530/ahzedd.jpg

More!
Forum: Introductions 12-04-2009, 02:13 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,997
Posted By turtlehammer
Fuck, I got it mixed up. Oh well, Darwinism...

Fuck, I got it mixed up. Oh well, Darwinism would've sorted it out eventually, I'm sure.
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 02:11 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
This thread is in some dire need of cute. My cat...

This thread is in some dire need of cute. My cat when he was small and less fluffy:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5896/zeddcute.jpg
Forum: Introductions 12-04-2009, 01:41 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,997
Posted By turtlehammer
Also, you openly admit you're suicidal in your...

Also, you openly admit you're suicidal in your introduction on an internet forum. Aren't you a delicate little flower! Here's some advice, kid: cut deeper and across the tracks.
Forum: Introductions 12-04-2009, 01:37 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,997
Posted By turtlehammer
Wait, so we're pussies if we listen to metal?...

Wait, so we're pussies if we listen to metal? Your logic makes a compelling and enlightening argument!

Just so you know, with your boring personality, incoherent typing, terrible fucking name, and...
Forum: Introductions 12-03-2009, 03:21 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,997
Posted By turtlehammer
Also, I think you got these forums mixed up with...

Also, I think you got these forums mixed up with Myspace. Sorry, little dude.
Forum: Introductions 12-03-2009, 03:15 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Hey, fuck you, too.

Hey, fuck you, too.
Forum: General 12-03-2009, 03:22 AM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Wow, you look quite a lot older than that. I'm...

Wow, you look quite a lot older than that. I'm hard-pressed to show pictures of myself from when I was 16 and 17, much less that young.
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 04:56 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
Unfortunately, Vegas casinos are in a league of...

Unfortunately, Vegas casinos are in a league of their own. The rest of the world's casinos are not like that, and the uniforms are hardly as classy. My current uniform is a button-up, pale blue silk...
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 04:46 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
What dealer outfits have you seen? Every casino...

What dealer outfits have you seen? Every casino I've played at, the uniforms have been abysmal.

Blackjack is fun, but Texas Hold 'Em is where the money's at. Blackjack is a money-sucker.
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,578
Posted By turtlehammer
Could you have been more vague in answering every...

Could you have been more vague in answering every question? I think the only thing I got from you is that you might be a weeaboo.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 11:08 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Normally I'd probably be making a scathing or...

Normally I'd probably be making a scathing or sarcastic retort in response, but you're a ginger, so it's acceptable.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 11:07 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,422
Posted By turtlehammer
She's probably flustered because a mean guy on...

She's probably flustered because a mean guy on the internet hurt her little feelings, and is now grasping for random words in an attempt to insult you.

Talking is hard, okay?
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 08:47 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
Well, the shovel comment was more or less a...

Well, the shovel comment was more or less a poorly worded string of crude language, but I think you got the idea. :P

And how can your comment be interpreted as pedophilic? Creepy perhaps, but...
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 08:38 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
I'll definitely take a look at 'em tonight and...

I'll definitely take a look at 'em tonight and tell you what I think. Thanks again.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 08:33 PM
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Posted By turtlehammer
The stupid corset comment means the cat's out of...

The stupid corset comment means the cat's out of the bag.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9633/51207212.png

Okay, so I look too happy, fuck me with a shovel.
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 08:29 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
I deal cards at a crappy little casino called...

I deal cards at a crappy little casino called Isle of Capri in Louisiana. I used to deal at a nicer casino, but had to move closer to home.

Dream Theater is all right, but not quite up to my...
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 06:51 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
Korpiklaani is the only band I know that's...

Korpiklaani is the only band I know that's technically labelled as folk metal, although a lot of symphonic metal tends to stray into that area at times. If you have any recommendations, I'm all ears-...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-01-2009, 09:37 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 7,626
Posted By turtlehammer
Yes, this a thousand times. I think my most...

Yes, this a thousand times.

I think my most vivid video game memory was probably in Ocarina of Time, actually, when Sheik was revealed to be Princess Zelda. Sappy, but whatever, it's Zelda.. I'm...
Forum: Whining 12-01-2009, 09:33 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 18,058
Posted By turtlehammer
I think cigarettes taste like ass, but as long as...

I think cigarettes taste like ass, but as long as you don't blow that shit in my face, I ain't hatin'. Smoke your ass all you want, it's your own life.
Forum: Literature 12-01-2009, 09:29 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,401
Posted By turtlehammer
What the fuck...

What the fuck...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-01-2009, 09:27 AM
Replies: 478
Views: 123,401
Posted By turtlehammer
I just got finished downloading it. I've heard...

I just got finished downloading it. I've heard only good things about it, and have been greatly anticipating it for a while. It's been a while since I've actually played an RPG with an excellent and...
Forum: Literature 12-01-2009, 09:23 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,401
Posted By turtlehammer
Ha, me too. Rifftrax is one of the funniest...

Ha, me too. Rifftrax is one of the funniest things on the internet.
Forum: Literature 12-01-2009, 09:22 AM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 902,278
Posted By turtlehammer
Mother of the Believers. Not something I'd...

Mother of the Believers. Not something I'd normally read, but a pretty insightful tale (albeit fictional) about the birth of Islam.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 09:19 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 354,350
Posted By turtlehammer
Oh, Recruit-A-Friend? I take back my initial...

Oh, Recruit-A-Friend? I take back my initial comment. That shit's ridiculous.
Forum: Literature 12-01-2009, 09:18 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,401
Posted By turtlehammer
Wow, holy shit, I didn't know that. All I know is...

Wow, holy shit, I didn't know that. All I know is the vampires sparkle or some shit, and the main character is some emo teenager that lacks depth and a personality.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 09:15 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 354,350
Posted By turtlehammer
Oh god, paladins are the worst. Good luck. ...

Oh god, paladins are the worst. Good luck.


I am.. clicking through my various ten open tabs on Firefox, listening to music, all while occasionally petting my cat, who thinks the keyboard is the...
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 09:11 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 810,378
Posted By turtlehammer
This...

This (http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/549/943x.jpg)! I'm still chuckling over it, ha.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 09:06 AM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 273,150
Posted By turtlehammer
I definitely didn't go as far as the smoking, but...

I definitely didn't go as far as the smoking, but I've been known to pull similar shit. All you get is a bunch of pussy teenagers whining for you to shut up. Oh well.
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 09:01 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
Dude, corsets are expensive. They're nice and...

Dude, corsets are expensive. They're nice and all, but holy shit, not worth it.

And thanks. Lots of fun personalities here- looks to be for some good times.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 08:56 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,422
Posted By turtlehammer
Why do you always highlight shit in your posts?...

Why do you always highlight shit in your posts? After spending hours lurking here, it's driving me up a wall to know why. This is worse than those dumb e-girls who have to have all of their posts in...
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 08:53 AM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 273,150
Posted By turtlehammer
I'm typing this with my fingers. This thread...

I'm typing this with my fingers.

This thread is so enlightening.
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 08:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
I was hoping for an interesting conversation...

I was hoping for an interesting conversation about card games, but that's still pretty cool.
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 08:34 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
Are you also a dealer? If so, what games!

Are you also a dealer? If so, what games!
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 08:30 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
Awesome. I'm always up for recommendations. ...

Awesome. I'm always up for recommendations.

Also, can I not edit my posts? Mother fucker.

/edit Just the initial one, it appears.
Forum: Introductions 12-01-2009, 07:02 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,128
Posted By turtlehammer
Clever witticism here!

Introduction titles are fucking hard, okay?

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Currently, I'm a card-dealer at a casino. It's good money and it keeps my wits sharp, so I s'pose it's nice. I also...
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