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Forum: Music 12-12-2009, 03:21 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
Johnny Calls The Chemist - Falling Mirror...

Johnny Calls The Chemist - Falling Mirror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqEgGUm_sBU)
Forum: General 12-11-2009, 12:47 PM
Replies: 652
Views: 72,944
Posted By The Count
...Purple People Eaters who enjoyed...

...Purple People Eaters who enjoyed...
Forum: Music 12-10-2009, 05:07 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
Kingston Town - UB40

Kingston Town - UB40
Forum: Literature 12-10-2009, 05:04 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 996,626
Posted By The Count
"Mysteries of the unexplained" It's a book full...

"Mysteries of the unexplained"
It's a book full of all sorts of strange things like UFO sightings, Strange deaths, weird coincidences etc.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Replies: 478
Views: 128,311
Posted By The Count
Shining Force II

Shining Force II
Forum: Spooky News 12-10-2009, 04:40 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 17,153
Posted By The Count
Reasons Hydrogen cars aren't mass produced: ...

Reasons Hydrogen cars aren't mass produced:

Pure Hydrogen is hard to come by
Hydrogen is highly combustable
Hydrogen is highly reactive and can easily mix with other gasses making it useless...
Forum: General 12-10-2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 16,317
Posted By The Count
My parents lied to me about where my Grandmother...

My parents lied to me about where my Grandmother went - "She's on vacation."
My grandpa on the, other hand, was more straight forward - "She killed herself."
Forum: General 11-10-2009, 07:07 PM
Replies: 278
Views: 43,289
Posted By The Count
Although I've never slept with a man, I do find...

Although I've never slept with a man, I do find some men attractive, so I guess I'll go with bi.
Forum: Whining 11-10-2009, 06:41 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 10,783
Posted By The Count
Stale Potato Chips! Stale BLOODY Potato Chips!!! ...

Stale Potato Chips! Stale BLOODY Potato Chips!!!
I HATE STALE POTATO CHIPS!!!!
Forum: General 09-15-2009, 09:56 AM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 278,724
Posted By The Count
I get up each morning at 5AM.

I get up each morning at 5AM.
Forum: General 09-15-2009, 09:40 AM
Replies: 621
Views: 88,033
Posted By The Count
I once killed and cooked a Springhare. It was...

I once killed and cooked a Springhare.
It was quite easy, but had a strange taste.
Forum: General 09-14-2009, 11:45 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,195
Posted By The Count
Not sure whether this is a real memory or not,...

Not sure whether this is a real memory or not, but I remember lying in a crib crying. My father was only a few feet away, working at a workbench or something.
I also remember a nightmare I had...
Forum: General 09-09-2009, 02:33 PM
Replies: 652
Views: 72,944
Posted By The Count
... had faked his death with the help of Bigfoot...

... had faked his death with the help of Bigfoot whom he had bribed with coupons for free...
Forum: Introductions 09-09-2009, 02:24 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 7,396
Posted By The Count
Troll (9posts / 3days * 1threat = Obvious)

Troll (9posts / 3days * 1threat = Obvious)
Forum: Music 09-09-2009, 12:05 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 150,549
Posted By The Count
Latest Trick - Dire Straits All the late...

Latest Trick - Dire Straits

All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
And prehistoric garbage trucks
Got the city to themselves
Echoes roars...
Forum: Whining 09-08-2009, 04:13 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,820
Posted By The Count
Even if he knew the guy was trying to improve...

Even if he knew the guy was trying to improve himself, the guy attacked his brother and should be treated as any attacker would.
Forum: General 09-08-2009, 03:36 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,892
Posted By The Count
I was stuck inside a clock, running from one of...

I was stuck inside a clock, running from one of the hands. Suddenly the other hand started coming towards me form the other side. I was trapped.
I started beeting against the glass of the clock,...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-08-2009, 03:27 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,007,117
Posted By The Count
The Punisher: War Zone. They should have...

The Punisher: War Zone.

They should have named it The Punisher: Overkill.
Forum: General 09-08-2009, 03:07 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,820
Posted By The Count
Tampons Are Forever = Diamonds Are Forever The...

Tampons Are Forever = Diamonds Are Forever
The Tampon: Tampon Zone = The Punisher: War Zone
The Perfect Tampon = The Perfect Gift
The Pursuit Of Tampons = The Pursuit Of Happiness
A Tampon Story...
Forum: General 09-07-2009, 07:54 AM
Replies: 652
Views: 72,944
Posted By The Count
...the resurrection of a giant Maggot king named...

...the resurrection of a giant Maggot king named Bill. The newly resurrected Bill desided to...
Forum: Music 09-06-2009, 12:08 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
Lullaby - The Cure

Lullaby - The Cure
Forum: Introductions 09-06-2009, 02:18 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 7,396
Posted By The Count
You sound more like a nerd than a goth. ...

You sound more like a nerd than a goth.

Also, PLEASE don't brag about your intelligence, people like that are usually irritating, stupid and ultimately just end up embarrassing themselves.


...
Forum: Spooky News 09-05-2009, 02:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,615
Posted By The Count
Reminds me of something that happened in...

Reminds me of something that happened in South-Africa about a year ago.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20080827154408948C573654
Forum: Music 09-05-2009, 12:09 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,956
Posted By The Count
You're a vampire!? Do you sparkle in...

You're a vampire!?


Do you sparkle in sunlight?
Forum: General 09-04-2009, 04:43 PM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 278,724
Posted By The Count
When I was young I believed all dogs where male...

When I was young I believed all dogs where male and all cats were female.
Forum: General 09-04-2009, 04:30 PM
Replies: 294
Views: 53,781
Posted By The Count
We don't celebrate Halloween over here " 'cause...

We don't celebrate Halloween over here " 'cause it's evil".
The people in my town are highly superstitious and over religious.

I did once dress as Fatman(from Freekazoid) at a costume party, I...
Forum: General 09-04-2009, 04:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,579
Posted By The Count
"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold...

"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." - Al Capp
Forum: Music 09-03-2009, 04:07 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
2112 - Rush

2112 - Rush
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-03-2009, 10:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,314
Posted By The Count
Didn't I see another tread like this just a month...

Didn't I see another tread like this just a month ago?

... in any case. I didn't care about Harry and I don't care about Twilight.
If people want to waist there money on crappy movies/books or...
Forum: Spooky News 09-03-2009, 03:29 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,365
Posted By The Count
Well, this tread went nowhere fast. On the...

Well, this tread went nowhere fast.

On the topic of frog flavored soft drinks - I don't really know what to think, since I'm only reading one side of the story. The side where a couple is likely...
Forum: Whining 09-02-2009, 03:49 PM
Replies: 404
^_^
Views: 37,710
Posted By The Count
My reaction to this tread: *facepalm* ...

My reaction to this tread:

*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*

And I just read through 8 Pages of nothing
*facepalm*
Forum: General 09-02-2009, 01:50 PM
Replies: 564
Views: 75,102
Posted By The Count
I learned that teenage girls are still stupid...

I learned that teenage girls are still stupid enough to fall for corny 80's pickup-lines.
Forum: General 09-02-2009, 12:08 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 358,042
Posted By The Count
Opening millions of tabs in Firefox and eating...

Opening millions of tabs in Firefox and eating cookies while studying Theoretical Computer Science(In the last hour I've finished one page... 22 more to go).
Forum: General 09-02-2009, 11:37 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 6,613
Posted By The Count
Stumbled into the site's Fiction area about 3...

Stumbled into the site's Fiction area about 3 years ago, I was bored and just looking for something to read.
A few months ago(bored again) this site came to mind and I decided to join.
Forum: Music 07-02-2009, 09:51 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
"25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago.

"25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago.
Forum: Literature 07-01-2009, 03:43 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 28,523
Posted By The Count
"Knowledge is power. Power is strong. Garlic is...

"Knowledge is power. Power is strong. Garlic is strong. Therefore, knowledge must be garlic!" - Mr. Whiskers - Brandy And Mr. Whiskers

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple" -...
Forum: Spooky News 07-01-2009, 12:42 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 10,513
Posted By The Count
Wow, heard about it only yesterday.(I've been...

Wow, heard about it only yesterday.(I've been disconnected from society the last few days)

Hard to believe he's dead, I always loved his music. Listening to Beat It right now.



hehe, I once...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-04-2009, 05:35 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,007,117
Posted By The Count
Childsplay. It was scary when I was young, but...

Childsplay.
It was scary when I was young, but now it just bored me to death.
Forum: General 06-03-2009, 03:43 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,292
Posted By The Count
Looks like I was mistaken about the Amps. ...

Looks like I was mistaken about the Amps.
Thanks for clearing that up, Zyklon and Raptor.
Forum: General 06-01-2009, 03:59 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,292
Posted By The Count
Volts can't kill, it's the Amps that are lethal. ...

Volts can't kill, it's the Amps that are lethal.
(About 12+ Amps if I'm not mistaken)

Amps are equal to the Voltage divided by the resistance (I=V/R).
And since the human body creates a lot of...
Forum: Music 05-20-2009, 11:58 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
Johann Pachelbel's Canon in D

Johann Pachelbel's Canon in D
Forum: General 05-20-2009, 01:00 AM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 278,724
Posted By The Count
I have a white cat and a black cat named Yin and...

I have a white cat and a black cat named Yin and Yang.
They're definitely not at peace with each other.
Forum: Introductions 05-19-2009, 01:06 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,569
Posted By The Count
ROFLOL. Got to Bookmark that one. Thanks Mr E.

ROFLOL.
Got to Bookmark that one.
Thanks Mr E.
Forum: Music 05-19-2009, 12:46 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
2112 by Rush

2112 by Rush
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-18-2009, 10:32 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,007,117
Posted By The Count
I have yet to see the newest Star Trek movie but,...

I have yet to see the newest Star Trek movie but, looking at the cast, I wonder if I should.
I mean They've got some Pretty boy, whom I've never even heard of, playing Kirk


I just have a bad...
Forum: General 05-18-2009, 09:34 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,029
Posted By The Count
The old people around here have a saying that a...

The old people around here have a saying that a girl should date a guy 5 years older than her, because it takes a guy 5 years longer to mature.
hahaha.
Forum: General 05-17-2009, 01:54 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,772
Posted By The Count
Never have and hopefully never will.

Never have and hopefully never will.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-17-2009, 06:46 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,007,117
Posted By The Count
Way of the dragon.

Way of the dragon.
Forum: Music 05-17-2009, 06:32 AM
Replies: 858
Views: 163,528
Posted By The Count
Lola - The Kinks

Lola - The Kinks
Forum: Literature 05-14-2009, 04:07 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 20,931
Posted By The Count
You do realize the entire world is in depression,...

You do realize the entire world is in depression, right?
Forum: Literature 05-14-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 20,931
Posted By The Count
The problem is, neither does ArchLich.

The problem is, neither does ArchLich.
Forum: Literature 05-14-2009, 03:18 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 20,931
Posted By The Count
Religion is a value argument. Politics...

Religion is a value argument.
Politics (although viewed against ones own values), is more of an Empirical Argument.
You can't really compare the two.
Forum: Literature 05-14-2009, 02:54 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 20,931
Posted By The Count
Now I don't know much about economy, but this is...

Now I don't know much about economy, but this is how I see it:

America stops importing from China.
China has over supply in goods.
China sells it cheaper.
Other countries buy it.
Other...
Forum: Literature 05-14-2009, 02:09 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 20,931
Posted By The Count
Considering he just repeated himself.

Considering he just repeated himself.
Forum: General 05-14-2009, 01:17 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,158
Posted By The Count
Get a comfortable chair, some fine wine and a...

Get a comfortable chair, some fine wine and a bunch of Cd's. Then drive out into the country and watch the sun set beyond the African landscape, while listening to music playing from the car radio. ...
Forum: Music 05-13-2009, 04:06 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
"The Phantom of the Opera" by Nightwish.

"The Phantom of the Opera" by Nightwish.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2009, 04:34 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 15,733
Posted By The Count
Oops. Made a mistake. It was the 8th...

Oops. Made a mistake.

It was the 8th century AD not 1st.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2009, 03:42 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 15,733
Posted By The Count
Okay, now. This is where I started busting a...

Okay, now. This is where I started busting a gut.

Now although I do not consider myself a member of the Gothic sub-culture, I am quite fascinated by the East Germanic tribes you spoke of and have...
Forum: Whining 05-12-2009, 01:45 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,206
Posted By The Count
He who never asks, never learns.

He who never asks, never learns.
Forum: Literature 05-12-2009, 01:14 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 996,626
Posted By The Count
Just dug up an old, little book '871 Famous Last...

Just dug up an old, little book '871 Famous Last Words'.
Looks quite interesting.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-12-2009, 02:38 AM
Replies: 478
Views: 128,311
Posted By The Count
Just became addicted to Fallout3.

Just became addicted to Fallout3.
Forum: Fashion 05-12-2009, 02:17 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 84,381
Posted By The Count
I've been a member of many forums prior to this...

I've been a member of many forums prior to this one and there always seem to be one 'Special' member, with some 'Special' talents, they want to show of in their own 'Special' way.
But this 'Special'...
Forum: Fashion 05-12-2009, 12:51 AM
Replies: 2,745
Views: 485,704
Posted By The Count
I just woke up. Wearing a black T-shirt, blue...

I just woke up. Wearing a black T-shirt, blue jacket, spiderman boxer shorts, and two worn out socks.
Forum: Music 05-11-2009, 08:23 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
"Episode" by Pavlov's Dog

"Episode" by Pavlov's Dog
Forum: Spooky News 05-10-2009, 12:18 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,686
Posted By The Count
So, what's next? LOLCat Shakespeare?

So, what's next? LOLCat Shakespeare?
Forum: General 05-10-2009, 12:02 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 27,078
Posted By The Count
Currently feasting on a nice, big piece of...

Currently feasting on a nice, big piece of home-made jerky.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-10-2009, 05:46 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,738
Posted By The Count
Wow, a new Batman game, looks quite interesting. ...

Wow, a new Batman game, looks quite interesting.

I've always been a big fan of the Batman franchise and most of the previous games were quite a lot of fun. But what interests me the most is that...
Forum: Literature 05-09-2009, 03:17 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 996,626
Posted By The Count
"Chasing the Dime" by Michael Connelly.

"Chasing the Dime" by Michael Connelly.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-09-2009, 04:05 AM
Replies: 478
Views: 128,311
Posted By The Count
Megaman X-3 on the Super Nintendo

Megaman X-3 on the Super Nintendo
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-09-2009, 03:44 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,007,117
Posted By The Count
Cowboy Bebop: Knocking on Heaven's door

Cowboy Bebop: Knocking on Heaven's door
Forum: General 05-09-2009, 03:07 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 13,459
Posted By The Count
Keys Reading glasses Pen Phone Mp3 player...

Keys
Reading glasses
Pen
Phone
Mp3 player
Knife
Forum: Music 05-08-2009, 04:18 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 14,507
Posted By The Count
I guess it would have to be Rush

I guess it would have to be Rush
Forum: Music 05-08-2009, 04:13 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,492,198
Posted By The Count
Red Barchetta - Rush

Red Barchetta - Rush
Forum: Music 05-08-2009, 04:11 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,981
Posted By The Count
I'd also have to go with White Room.

I'd also have to go with White Room.
Forum: Introductions 05-08-2009, 03:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,569
Posted By The Count
Thanks for the welcoming. Thanks for the...

Thanks for the welcoming.

Thanks for the compliment, but I don't really consider myself a polymath, I merely read a lot.
Forum: Spooky News 05-08-2009, 03:36 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,080
Posted By The Count
Moving away from rapist ice-cream men. The...

Moving away from rapist ice-cream men.

The survey question itself isn't bias, it's asked quite well and doesn't refer to any favored choice. Their not asking something like "Do you agree that..."...
Forum: Introductions 05-08-2009, 02:55 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,569
Posted By The Count
Hello, my name is "The Count".

Before I start I just want to clear up something about my name.
It is not some lame reference to Dracula, it became my nickname in High school, because I was kind of obsesed with the legend of Count...
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