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Forum: General 10-31-2021, 12:30 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,319
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Angry Fuck Haloween

bitch ass holiday.
I don't need a calendar to tell me when I can dress all freaky and creep people out, I do this every damn day.

"happy Halloween to children, foreigners and idiots"
- Jay...
Forum: General 06-30-2021, 07:36 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
This is a great dream to have if you're...

This is a great dream to have if you're unemployed, but a rather crap one if you have a job. This dream fortells you starting a new job
Forum: General 06-30-2021, 07:34 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
This dream fortells a period of disharmony and...

This dream fortells a period of disharmony and strife in your marriage. Fortunatley it won't last long. You'll feel wronged and misunderstood, but later you will also come to appreciate the views of...
Forum: General 06-30-2021, 07:27 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
yeah, I've been around the block enough to know...

yeah, I've been around the block enough to know that dreams like this mean somebody wants to talk to you.
I'd suggest putting out a little milk, burning rosemary and putting an empty chair before...
Forum: General 05-27-2021, 10:53 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<fair enough, I kind of disrupted everything by...

<fair enough, I kind of disrupted everything by answering without answering>

No I have not been drunk while under age.
Contrary to what others expect, I don't drink (I have before, but not for 5...
Forum: General 05-23-2021, 02:25 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 60,759
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
...It's just like, there isn't really anyone...

...It's just like, there isn't really anyone here.
Otherwise I'd propose you also run a competition here to get people to get people to send in their deranged art and you could choose the best to...
Forum: General 05-23-2021, 02:05 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 60,759
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Actually, those look really fucking awesome! I...

Actually, those look really fucking awesome!
I didn't secretly join this moribund got website a while ago and post random antisocial crap and Depression Quest, which almost nobody played, as an...
Forum: General 05-23-2021, 01:59 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 60,759
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I could tell you were an actual salesman by the...

I could tell you were an actual salesman by the way you wrote.
I'll check out your shirts now, but as I said, I can't buy right now.
Forum: General 05-22-2021, 07:20 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 60,759
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Hello, you're welcome. I respect honest...

Hello, you're welcome.
I respect honest salesmen, I've sold things in my life before.
This forum is currently so dead that you'd have more luck sticking a printed ad to a telephone pole in the...
Forum: General 05-08-2021, 01:58 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 9,456
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Good luck with that, enjoy

Good luck with that, enjoy
Forum: General 04-29-2021, 08:31 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
a rich man's house. a party/function. A woman was...

a rich man's house. a party/function. A woman was mixing some kind of drink in a coconut shell, taking great care and hours. in the center was a glass straw filled with a yellow liquid. it was filled...
Forum: General 04-20-2021, 04:47 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I saw a friend go on this site in 2007 or so, I...

I saw a friend go on this site in 2007 or so, I memorized the url and joined in 2020. I hear they had a whole publications thing going. For myself I like to wander the ruins and talk to ghosts.
...
Forum: General 04-19-2021, 11:30 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
It looks great, thank you for sharing this!...

It looks great, thank you for sharing this! Regarding the images link, I had ti explained to me, but I couldn't get it to work either. I assume it works but everyone who knew how left the site or...
Forum: General 04-18-2021, 11:49 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,258
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Ps, if you've seen this painting in person before...

Ps, if you've seen this painting in person before it's probably too late to run, I will smell the feeling of recognition you have and tear you mind open in dreaming, I will come to you and stay with...
Forum: General 04-18-2021, 09:50 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 3,039,972
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
my thanks for guiding me through the warren of...

my thanks for guiding me through the warren of sulfurous embedness
Forum: General 04-18-2021, 09:48 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,258
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
self-portrait back right

self-portrait back right
Forum: General 04-18-2021, 09:47 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,258
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
An old painting I did, I thought I'd lost this one

An old painting I did, I thought I'd lost this one
Forum: General 04-17-2021, 06:36 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 51,238
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
hmmm, I am actually just posing as a goth and...

hmmm, I am actually just posing as a goth and wouldn't know who that is... I don't have enough goth points to listen to that kind of music....

anyway, it was surprisingly difficult to find. I got...
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 07:50 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
What do you want to do (you'll fuck it up!)

What do you want to do (you'll fuck it up!)
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 07:49 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
To one side of you there are shops and people and...

To one side of you there are shops and people and cars and stuff
to the other side you see shops and people and cars and stuff
in front of you, you see congested traffic
you hate this fucking...
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 07:47 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
You are on the street, your former building is...

You are on the street, your former building is burning behind you, you are finally wearing pants (you sick fuck)
you've irrevocably fucked everything up.
Mood: 35 - you feel appropriate to your...
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 07:39 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 3,039,972
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I'd show you my magnificent countenance, but I...

I'd show you my magnificent countenance, but I fear it would turn your brains into a gelatinous puree and might damage the fabric of the universe, so instead I will ask if there is anywhere I can...
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 04:52 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
So she cooks but complains like hell and yells a...

So she cooks but complains like hell and yells a lot? sounds like me.
Anyway, Anubis is jackal headed, so there was ...tongue. I'm not super into male cynocephalids, but the godly aura was great.
...
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 04:33 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Oh wow, I've been writing self-help books in...

Oh wow, I've been writing self-help books in other people's names for a while, I may take time to get back into Depression Quest!
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 04:31 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
You sir are too kind

You sir are too kind
Forum: General 04-16-2021, 04:23 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 51,238
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
It's difficult to find an authentic Egyptian...

It's difficult to find an authentic Egyptian picture of an ankh enclosed in a sun disc. This is because for the most part Egyptians depicted the ankh symbol as a quality which was bestowed by some...
Forum: General 04-15-2021, 08:15 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 51,238
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Like this? ...

Like this?

https://images.app.goo.gl/HZQWXYSRko1UYcoTA

find me a pair of decoy pants please
Forum: General 04-14-2021, 05:26 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
the imaginary ones cook dinner and ask you how...

the imaginary ones cook dinner and ask you how your day was, they also complain less
Forum: General 04-14-2021, 05:23 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I am not a hoss, that's the hairy thing people...

I am not a hoss, that's the hairy thing people ride on? I'm the other one people don't talk about.
Anyway, the meaning of your dream depends on whether you idolize this particular bard or not. If...
Forum: General 04-12-2021, 11:09 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Your dreams are interesting (I do not find this...

Your dreams are interesting (I do not find this surprising), and I would not be able to offer much by way of interpretation of all those which came before, yet I will say these things which stood...
Forum: General 04-12-2021, 11:03 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Tu sueño es desafortunado, los augurios son de...

Tu sueño es desafortunado, los augurios son de que buscas fortuna, pero en cambio encuentra tu culo hijo de puta prohibido
Forum: General 04-12-2021, 10:15 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 34,260
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I was in the entrance to some guy's house with my...

I was in the entrance to some guy's house with my family inside his house. My family didn't want to be there, but had to for unknown reasons (they may have been waiting for me? unclear why they...
Forum: General 04-06-2021, 01:10 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Question: TrivialMorose, do you have or have...

Question: TrivialMorose, do you have or have contact with anyone who can rid this beleaguered moribund website of spam?
What would it require for me to get someone to clean it up?

After I have...
Forum: General 03-28-2021, 05:43 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
wait for someone to do something (mainstream...

wait for someone to do something (mainstream answer)
cry about it (emo)
sniff glue and kick the shit out of a shop window because... just because... (punk)
just give up (doomer)
I'm not seeing...
Forum: General 03-25-2021, 09:56 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,294
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Wink hello presumed human. you don't have any...

hello presumed human.
you don't have any creditos barratos for me? you know, a few extra pesos... you aren't trying to sell me thrilling wonder pills which would presumably make one of my tentacles...
Forum: General 03-22-2021, 03:31 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,294
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
hello. I don't mean to be unfriendly and...

hello.
I don't mean to be unfriendly and unwelcoming, but you're a spambot, aren't you?
Forum: General 03-19-2021, 05:25 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I know, I'm very rousing. Hey, since I...

I know, I'm very rousing.

Hey, since I apparently missed the best part, what was the Dark Regions Press thread?
ok, you actually provided a link. That.
All right, you had that. What else?
Forum: General 03-19-2021, 05:07 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,861
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
"IT'S NOT JUST IN NOVEMBER!" a...

"IT'S NOT JUST IN NOVEMBER!"

a non-competitive sport for 1 to 6 players.

Teams: no
Equipment: plastic bats, skulls, decorations, etc.
Rules: don't get caught, and if you do, you were on your...
Forum: General 03-19-2021, 04:59 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Being Goth is an ART, not a science - you can not...

Being Goth is an ART, not a science - you can not write a Goth algorithm because there is no definite value for "Goth".
I joked about how all you have to do is get every goth you know to tell you...
Forum: General 03-17-2021, 01:25 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,861
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Suggested Sports for Goths

Most Goths I have met seem to lack this apparently essential human quality of getting worked up about groups of people chasing balls round.

Are there any "Sports for Goths" you know of, or can you...
Forum: General 03-17-2021, 01:16 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Yes, I post a lot of um content on the forum... ...

Yes, I post a lot of um content on the forum...
but I'd honestly rather read someone else's self-absorbed drunken ramblings about any random crud going through their mind at that moment than ...
Forum: General 03-14-2021, 11:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,400
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Exclamation Call To Action! (old and new)

Yeah, I know not much is happening these days
and all the "real people" who truly embraced the spirit of GOTH have left and you have issues with the "fake goths" online these days,

but posting...
Forum: General 03-13-2021, 01:37 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
< not replying as I've already answered that one...

< not replying as I've already answered that one and I post too much crap here anyway -
I just wanted to say
"
Actually yes. Even though I think I have a RBF people often share their life...
Forum: Introductions 03-11-2021, 02:32 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 8,075
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Oh hello DarkIshtar. Thank you for your good...

Oh hello DarkIshtar.
Thank you for your good wishes.
I will be happy to find a tribe, but I am looking for a particular individual.
Another dark goddess, not the lady of the evening star, heavenly...
Forum: General 03-03-2021, 03:34 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,894
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
When I have to dress otherwise from the way I...

When I have to dress otherwise from the way I normally do and present myself in a way society deems "normal" I have noticed people seem very uneasy around me.
By their reactions, I think they seem...
Forum: General 02-20-2021, 10:49 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,191
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Theater of Blood. Thanks! Yes, I didn't...

Theater of Blood.

Thanks!

Yes, I didn't send any Goth Points to Vincent because he doesn't need them.

I think I'll give mine to 2 voice actors I love:
Tony Jay
Claudia Black
Forum: General 02-20-2021, 07:18 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
TrivialMorose is creative, imaginative and posts...

TrivialMorose is creative, imaginative and posts a whole lot of stuff, some of which is actually very interesting.
St Jude's blessing be upon TrivialMorose now and always for contributions to and...
Forum: General 02-20-2021, 06:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,191
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
myself I prefered Christopher Marlowe, way...

myself I prefered Christopher Marlowe, way darker.

But speaking of Shakespeare, there was a movie I saw once in which Vincent Price played a disgraced actor who went about murdering his critics by...
Forum: General 02-20-2021, 03:12 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Gather what's left of the spider and put it in...

Gather what's left of the spider and put it in your pocket.

he was the closest thing you had to a friend in a long time - maybe you can resurrect the little bugger somehow...

Spit on the...
Forum: General 02-19-2021, 09:10 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Mood: 30 - you done fucked up. You lost the...

Mood: 30 - you done fucked up.
You lost the quality Lonely due to cuddle time with your creepy landlord (now presumably dead)
Headache: 1 - your head hurts a bit
Bleeding: 1 - not in rivers but in...
Forum: General 02-19-2021, 09:01 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Your little spidery friend senses danger and a...

Your little spidery friend senses danger and a threat to you.
Without hesitation it leaps from you onto the landlord's neck and bites him twice. He wipes his neck, killing the poor spider. He seems...
Forum: General 02-19-2021, 08:49 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
"hey, hey, wait..." Your obnoxious landlord...

"hey, hey, wait..."
Your obnoxious landlord puts a fatherly hand on your shoulder. "Are you ok?" you were unsure whether you were going to launch a murderous surprise attack or run like hell, but a...
Forum: General 02-19-2021, 12:12 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
did you say "KILL EVERYBODY"? ...

did you say

"KILL EVERYBODY"?

****warning, choosing this option will remove your ability to influence actions in the game and end the game after a few gore-soaked descriptions of carnage and...
Forum: General 02-18-2021, 07:20 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,894
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Clarke Kent Self

Myself I don't care overmuch for superheroes and least if all Superman...
Be that as it may, I think he illustrates something about Goths.
You see, the spandex dressing umderpants over tights freak...
Forum: General 02-18-2021, 07:07 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I'm not sure what you're trying to do

I'm not sure what you're trying to do
Forum: General 02-17-2021, 01:56 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,003
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I actually wonder if anyone out there has tried...

I actually wonder if anyone out there has tried playing it by always taking the most moral and legal path availible.
that would be challenging.
Forum: General 02-16-2021, 06:56 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
"Just wait one cotton-fuckin'-picking second......

"Just wait one cotton-fuckin'-picking second... Where exactly do you think you're going?"

You shrug - "I'm getting out because of the smoke" you inform him, "I'll see you about the rent later..."...
Forum: General 02-16-2021, 05:56 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<You appear to be someone who would rather create...

<You appear to be someone who would rather create options than choose between them - I approve!
Anyway, this returned exactly the same result as trying to trick him...>

the exit is behind your...
Forum: General 02-15-2021, 01:07 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Around the corner of the stairwell comes your...

Around the corner of the stairwell comes your landlord.
He's a tall, thin man in his 50s with a big nose (broken a few times too many) and a bald spot.
He has come to investigate the smoke in the...
Forum: General 02-15-2021, 12:53 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<Ok, I'm giving you reduced judgement from the...

<Ok, I'm giving you reduced judgement from the concussion you just suffered, average reach and reduced speed since your character is unfit and overweight, but I'm also giving you increased balance...
Forum: General 02-15-2021, 12:47 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Stuff rest of the knives in the microwave and...

Stuff rest of the knives in the microwave and turn it on.

<unfortunately I didn't need to roll this one, I consulted my frame of reference>

You are expecting a huge fireball which levels a city...
Forum: General 02-13-2021, 11:07 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<I'm sorry, I'm having a little difficultly...

<I'm sorry, I'm having a little difficultly interfacing with this from where I am at the moment.
If you wait a few days, I'll continue with hacking a few people up (that seems to be where this is...
Forum: General 02-12-2021, 02:53 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Indeed. You equip 2 knives - best wrap...

Indeed.

You equip 2 knives - best wrap things up here before you get to the business at hand!

==more
Forum: General 02-11-2021, 11:54 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Arm yourself with a sharp knife You look at...

Arm yourself with a sharp knife

You look at the sharp implements you've collected over the years - select your short range melee weapon:
- a large, heavy bladed kitchen knife (for classic...
Forum: General 02-11-2021, 11:42 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Wear pants. you equip the pants - a bit...

Wear pants.

you equip the pants - a bit tight but they cover stuff which needs covering.

chew gum.
- it tastes like really nasty imitation grape
(Mood: -1, Headache +1)

Examine crystals...
Forum: General 02-11-2021, 04:19 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
YES! <but I'm going to sleep now, too tired to...

YES!
<but I'm going to sleep now, too tired to do this at the moment, sorry>
Forum: General 02-11-2021, 06:07 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Feast on cold onions and milk. Cold boiled...

Feast on cold onions and milk.
Cold boiled onions and slightly sour milk: comfort food!
You binge on the onions and milk - it's fresh enough to not cause an upset stomach.
It still tastes like raw...
Forum: General 02-10-2021, 08:50 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Look around. You look around and in your...

Look around.

You look around and in your kitchen you see:

- a battered armchair thing with cigarette burns on the arm rest
- a pair of pants thrown across the small couch-like piece of...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 11:36 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Mood: 56 - you're coping fairly well. Lonely: 3...

Mood: 56 - you're coping fairly well.
Lonely: 3 - the last person you spoke to was a slug
Headache: 9 - you feel like you need and ambulance!
Bleeding: 1 - you should stick a hello kitty bandaid...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 11:27 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
You try to disentangle your mind from the simple...

You try to disentangle your mind from the simple mind of the slug.
It is difficult to release the slug-thoughts.
Perhaps some pain (seeing that a fucking cigarette is out of the question!!!) might...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 11:18 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
You start thinking dirty at the slug and it seems...

You start thinking dirty at the slug and it seems to respond telepathically. Your mind is flooded with stomach-churning images of slugs entwined in mucus. Massive, bisexual organs or cryptic...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 11:06 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
examine the slug. The slug in an unusually...

examine the slug.

The slug in an unusually large specimen with beautiful blue eyes. It placidly slides along the wall, eye stalks wavering, looking at nothing in particular, and grazes on the...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 11:04 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
examine the slug. The slug in an unusually...

examine the slug.

The slug in an unusually large specimen with beautiful blue eyes. It placidly slides along the wall, eye stalks wavering, looking at nothing in particular, and grazes on the...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 10:59 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Decide to quit smoking. ... Toss the...

Decide to quit smoking.

...

Toss the wet cigarette in the toilet.

...it's not like you have money to support this habit anyway. You throw it into the toilet and decide you won't need to...
Forum: General 02-09-2021, 07:40 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<wait, you want to attempt to pleasure yourself...

<wait, you want to attempt to pleasure yourself while looking at a slug? I... I may need some time to determine how that goes.
Further - I did intend this game to include mature content, but sex...
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 09:13 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<if I add things up wrong or make another...

<if I add things up wrong or make another mistake, let me know - I sometimes forget to mention qualities in my recap, but I normally only do that for 1 entry>
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 09:11 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Get the mangled cigarette from the jeans and suck...

Get the mangled cigarette from the jeans and suck on it.

it tastes as can be expected.
Sadly this isn't chewing tobacco - or maybe it's a good thing as that particular vice is closely correlated...
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 06:27 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Mood: 52 - not pleased but not suicidal ...

Mood: 52 - not pleased but not suicidal
Craving: 3 - you REQUIRE nicotine!!!
Lonely: 3 - you'd dial 911 just so you could talk to the operator if you hadn't thrown your phone out the window!

You...
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 06:18 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Regrettably, a herd of blood crazed catoblepas...

Regrettably, a herd of blood crazed catoblepas have failed to carry your unfortunate bathroom away in the night. It's still there, it's still so small that you can rinse your feet in the shower while...
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 02:34 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Get down on your knees and closely examine the...

Get down on your knees and closely examine the floor.

The floor to the whole dungeon-like small habitation for 1 is made of cheap grey tiles (non gloss) - the kind whuch tend to become slippery...
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 02:23 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Examine any exits in the room. Although...

Examine any exits in the room.


Although it may feel like a prison, the door to your room has been open the whole time.
Through your open doorway you see your kitchen. You can't see the door to...
Forum: General 02-08-2021, 02:16 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Toss the energy drink out the window. You...

Toss the energy drink out the window.

You can't imagine a human being ingesting a bacon-flavoured energy drink. You throw it out of the open window. The can bounces and sprays its contents out in...
Forum: General 02-07-2021, 05:56 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Examine object You climb over the bed, check...

Examine object

You climb over the bed, check for your spidery friend (nobody's home) and dig the object out of a layer of grey dust roughly an inch thick!

It's a lighter! your dreams have come...
Forum: General 02-07-2021, 05:44 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Yell "I want to be free!" and toss the phone out...

Yell "I want to be free!" and toss the phone out the window.

That's the spirit! you walk over to the window, naked from the waste down, shout about freedom and chuck the phone!

It nearly hits...
Forum: General 02-07-2021, 05:32 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
remove dirty jeans you squirm out of the...

remove dirty jeans

you squirm out of the smelly, chafing pants and leave them to die on the floor. You are wearing nothing underneath (you are bottomless: this significantly effect how other...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 06:45 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<sorry about posting twice - typing this on my...

<sorry about posting twice - typing this on my phone is a little cumbersome>

You have:
- a rather disheveled cigarette in your jeans pocket
- keys in your jeans pocket
- waste paper (receipts)...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 03:54 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Mood: 47 - sorry you were born Craving: 3 - you...

Mood: 47 - sorry you were born
Craving: 3 - you just need a cigarette, that's all you
need, one cigarette, ok, is that a lot to
ask...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 03:52 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Mood: 47 - sorry you were born Craving: 3 - you...

Mood: 47 - sorry you were born
Craving: 3 - you just need a cigarette, that's all you
need, one cigarette, ok, is that a lot to
ask...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 03:43 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Toss the phone down to her(?) You can't do...

Toss the phone down to her(?)

You can't do this right now, maybe try again after getting her(?) attention.

You have a phone on 15% charge in your hand.

What do you want to do?

- Phone a...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 03:34 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
spider and say "Hi there." the spider...

spider and say "Hi there."

the spider regards you with its 8 eyes, it partially lifts 2 front legs (in greeting?) and spides off back from whence it came.

Pick up the phone from the bedside...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 02:34 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
examine the object you recoil from the...

examine the object

you recoil from the horrors of the outside world; as miserable as your abode is, it's less traumatic.
You remember the dusty object under your bed.

let's see what...
Forum: General 02-06-2021, 02:21 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Open window. you draw back the thick curtains....

Open window.
you draw back the thick curtains. Sunlight smashes into your vulnerable eyes - "gah!"
You open the window and are once more assaulted, this time by exhaust fumes and the sonic...
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 10:04 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
what sadistic torment does this fuck-up of a life...

what sadistic torment does this fuck-up of a life have in store for you next?
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 10:03 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Examine mood. Mood: 50 - "why was I...

Examine mood.

Mood: 50 - "why was I born...?"
Craving: 2 - it's like an itch in a place you can't reach to scratch.

==more==
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 10:00 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
You try to clear your mind and call forth flame...

You try to clear your mind and call forth flame from deep within.
You focus on improving your pyrokinetic ability in order to burn all this shit you call a life to the ground and move on
you...
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 09:56 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<If I can't or for some reason don't post...

<If I can't or for some reason don't post anything for 3-4 days, I'll tag you in, ok?>

You lose yourself in a fantasy in which you have a whole box of cigarettes, instead of one, piss-smelling...
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 09:48 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
move the bed west. you drag your bed away...

move the bed west.

you drag your bed away from the eastern wall. It reveals that you haven't cleaned under it in a while. Most of the unimportant crap you have is just lying all over the floor,...
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 09:45 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Examine mood.[/QUOTE] Mood: 49 - you have...

Examine mood.[/QUOTE]

Mood: 49 - you have very little enthusiasm for life or the world
Craving: 1 - you feel that a little something is missing
Forum: General 02-05-2021, 09:43 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Right, some time for some introspection... ...

Right, some time for some introspection...

Look at self.

<to make this game more immersive I tend to leave out details which determine that "you" has a specific gender, so "you" could be male...
Forum: General 02-04-2021, 10:41 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
What do you want to do now?

What do you want to do now?
Forum: General 02-04-2021, 10:39 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Today will be different! You're sick of living in...

Today will be different! You're sick of living in this shithole without any opportunities or any hopes. Today you have decided you are going to go EAST, and GET FUCKED - particularly, the exotic...
Forum: General 02-04-2021, 10:32 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<I was going to wait until we had more players,...

<I was going to wait until we had more players, because only one person Depression Questing alone can be... depressing. But fuck it, let's start, others will probably join when they smell the...
Forum: General 02-02-2021, 02:59 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Ok, so you control a character referred to as...

Ok, so you control a character referred to as “you” by typing in stupid shit.
Where I have a frame of reference for the result of a suggested action, I will give a similar, if slightly more bizarre...
Forum: General 02-02-2021, 02:58 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 12,147
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Unhappy Depression Quest (unsympathetic, offensive, morbid) RPG

This is a text-based adventure game of the sort which you'd expect from earlier text-games.
A scenario is described (briefly, I plan to add areas and items or skills you can unlock later on,...
Forum: General 01-21-2021, 08:56 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 13,306
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
but there was something else here - while most of...

but there was something else here - while most of the former inhabitants of this place had scattered, donning the attire and copying the language of the nations who had once driven them out (and then...
Forum: General 01-21-2021, 08:46 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 13,306
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
its tentacles started to sift through the dust as...

its tentacles started to sift through the dust as if of their own accord, it began to put pieces together in order to discern the nature of things...
ah yes, the creatures who had settled in this...
Forum: General 01-21-2021, 08:23 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 13,306
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
it came to a place of neglect and death, it came...

it came to a place of neglect and death, it came seeking those who had been buried here.
all seemed lost, even the spiders had abandoned their little webs as the effort of clearing the dust and it...
Forum: General 01-20-2021, 06:37 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
... that I am, a very rare Pokémon. Thank...

... that I am, a very rare Pokémon.

Thank you, you are a radiant soul
Forum: General 01-19-2021, 05:35 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Sadly I don't know anyone here well enough to...

Sadly I don't know anyone here well enough to post anything meaningfully kind about them.
I am sorry.
I can only say at this stage that I have read nothing by anyone here which makes it so I...
Forum: General 01-19-2021, 12:48 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,003
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
For those who don't have the energy to look it...

For those who don't have the energy to look it up, but somehow still have the energy to read things here, it is a browser based game with a number of interactive storylines.
It may have an...
Forum: General 01-19-2021, 12:37 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 51,581
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
This was a very nice feature I wish other...

This was a very nice feature I wish other websites/forums had included.
Unfortunately, from what I can tell given recent activity, there are presently under 20 active users, and by "active" I mean...
Forum: General 01-18-2021, 04:51 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
yes, intentionally (I don't want to talk about...

yes, intentionally (I don't want to talk about it)

have you ever been surprised by how open and accomodating someone you didn't know was (not counting them decieving you)?
Forum: General 01-14-2021, 08:55 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I do not recall, I find it likely (tentative)...

I do not recall, I find it likely
(tentative) yes

<are we the only two playing? - aside: this is not an intimate moment, feel free to interrupt any time...>

Have you ever been diagnosed with a...
Forum: General 01-13-2021, 04:54 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I've served as a vessel for spirits many times,...

I've served as a vessel for spirits many times, sometimes I have even sleepwalked and hissed at cohabitants (although I've hissed at people while awake and not due to the presence of any spirit) -...
Forum: General 01-11-2021, 04:01 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
YES! I love making barely bread, it tastes like...

YES!
I love making barely bread, it tastes like beer and chocolate.
...huge baguettes I need to put in the oven sideways, crusty bread, crunchy bread, soft bread, bread with milk, beer or butter,...
Forum: General 01-09-2021, 03:03 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
yes, I once spent a week in a bath of crunchy...

yes, I once spent a week in a bath of crunchy peanut butter with 3 intersex dwarved and a goat
(no)

have you ever decorated a cake?
Forum: General 01-07-2021, 12:59 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
no. if you must know, I have had such...

no.
if you must know, I have had such interactions with 2 people, the first because I wanted to see if I would enjoy it (I did not) and the second because I felt sorry for them. I made no effort to...
Forum: General 01-05-2021, 12:07 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,003
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Fallen London (and similar games)

Does anyone here play Fallen London?
is that not Goth enough, do you need to play an online text-adventure type game which is certified Goth with themes so dark and edgy you can't open it with a...
Forum: General 01-01-2021, 08:51 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I've been intimate with many sorts of spirit, in...

I've been intimate with many sorts of spirit, in that we were really close...
but intimate with a non-living human spirit. Um no, I'm probably asexual, if I were not the lack of physical bidy would...
Forum: General 01-01-2021, 04:49 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,146
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
ok, additional info on SpookyEli's disquieting...

ok, additional info on SpookyEli's disquieting post.
In case you didn't know, the "Chelsea Smile" is a Joker face - "why sssooo ssserrious ssssonnn?" - a Japanese Kuchisake-onna cosmetic surgery, or...
Forum: General 01-01-2021, 04:44 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,146
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Ouch! Sure, I'll take that as a start. I'm...

Ouch!
Sure, I'll take that as a start. I'm going to look up what a "Chelsea smile" is and add that.

Stabbing the anus repeatedly with anything is unwarranted, just shoot the bastard, seriously. I...
Forum: General 12-31-2020, 05:38 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,146
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Gratuitous additional info for "your body is a...

Gratuitous additional info for "your body is a planet"

it is also impossible for kissy twilight vampires to drain all the blood out of a human being. This is because the kissy twilight vampires...
Forum: General 12-29-2020, 06:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,146
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
nobody wants to share? I weep blood. maybe...

nobody wants to share?
I weep blood.
maybe they are shy...
Ok, I'll go first:

Category: alarming/disgusting
Topic: Your body is a planet.

Humans like to think of ourselves as top of the...
Forum: General 12-29-2020, 01:16 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
probably. After 1 night without sleep (and can...

probably.
After 1 night without sleep (and can you guess who has just had that?) you kind of don't remember so well - I know I have not had as much sleep as I needed in my life. I'd say I'm 90% sure...
Forum: General 12-27-2020, 10:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,116
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
For what they are worth, my blessings for your...

For what they are worth, my blessings for your wedding and sentiments of solidarity for what your family went through.
I hope that if your sister has a form of metaphysical essence (I respect the...
Forum: General 12-27-2020, 04:08 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,191
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
As the kind of person who posts this kind of...

As the kind of person who posts this kind of thing, approve of it as a game (although I can't guarentee I'll play)
If I thought you were taking this seriously, I'd caution that goths (generally...
Forum: General 12-26-2020, 10:44 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<you have no idea... I am indead a cactus of...

<you have no idea... I am indead a cactus of sorts!>

Granted, you can now go without sleep without undermining your health, you are sleepless! Just a slight side effect, although you don't need to...
Forum: General 12-26-2020, 10:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,116
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I'm still breaking up with Corona Chan. ...

I'm still breaking up with Corona Chan.

headache, dry throat, sweating then my nose and throat started bleeding (ugly upper respiratory system infection), then drowning in sweat every night...
My...
Forum: General 12-26-2020, 09:08 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
<Pork flashback = flashback only fo pork, smell,...

<Pork flashback = flashback only fo pork, smell, texture, taste - like all flashbacks it can be pleasant or unpleasant...>

been to jail? no, never as an inmate or visitor.

Have you ever posted...
Forum: General 12-19-2020, 12:27 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,146
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I didn't need to know that!

So one of my poppets on the Cursed Group asked me if I could share a weekly "fun fact" with them to make their bondage more fun and cozy.

I'd like to ask if anybody here has morbid, creepy or...
Forum: General 12-19-2020, 12:17 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,700
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
thank you and may the joy and mirth be returned...

thank you and may the joy and mirth be returned many times over (not only on holidays, but throughout your life)
Forum: General 12-19-2020, 12:15 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Yeah, I had major intimacy issues and couldn't...

Yeah, I had major intimacy issues and couldn't connect wuth humans physically, so I cut myself and gave my blood to goth chicks to drink as a way of learning to interface with people's lips without...
Forum: General 12-17-2020, 04:38 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Granted, you become an angel according to the...

Granted,
you become an angel according to the original meaning: not "celestial being" but "messenger" - you are promoted sideways to bicycle courier. If you want to be an angel in beliefs of...
Forum: General 12-16-2020, 02:04 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,923
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
thank you for reading this the other midnight. ...

thank you for reading this the other midnight.

The groups serve as a repository for curses, jynxes and hexes, etc. After joining, any new curses, etc levied against individual members go to the...
Forum: General 12-14-2020, 11:55 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Granted, you get a super comfortable pair of...

Granted, you get a super comfortable pair of (Hush) Puppies made from real puppy skin - they come with a complimentary persistent fungal infection courtesy of their previous owner - yeah, second hand...
Forum: General 12-12-2020, 07:29 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
granted! you learn to play the guitar so well...

granted!
you learn to play the guitar so well that people think you sold your metaphysical essence to a red man intgevhe ground to gain such ability.

Sadly it was because you are haunted nightly...
Forum: General 12-12-2020, 07:47 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
yes have you ever cut part of yourself off...

yes

have you ever cut part of yourself off and fed it to a starving creature (non human)?
Forum: General 12-04-2020, 03:39 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
yes - limited access to the book meant I could...

yes - limited access to the book meant I could only read 2-3 pages at a time and built up elaborate fan fiction.
years later, reading it cover to cover as just a book revealed it to be arse.
...
Forum: General 12-04-2020, 03:34 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
ok, I was going to hell anyway... Now you...

ok, I was going to hell anyway...

Now you are supposed to make a wish, right?

Unless that I would get an airship and later die in a horrible fireball was both your answer and your wish...
Forum: General 11-29-2020, 07:09 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
to be honest I don't remember. I'm going with...

to be honest I don't remember.
I'm going with no as I seem to be in my cloaca about art for art's sake and giving my shit away to friends.

have you ever realised that you were that goth that made...
Forum: General 11-20-2020, 08:03 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
(Yaaay, dark ages again! I find that one such...

(Yaaay, dark ages again!
I find that one such as myself thrives under such circumstances.)

Granted - you have a parasite infestation which drains nutrients from your body making it so you have to...
Forum: General 11-18-2020, 11:52 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I'd have to go with probably not. I avoid...

I'd have to go with probably not.
I avoid dancing except when in a state where I can no longer tell whether I am dizzy or not.

have you ever lied about your age?
Forum: General 11-18-2020, 11:49 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,112
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Granted. You learn to speed read in jail where...

Granted.
You learn to speed read in jail where the only book they let you have is the bible - you spend decades reading and re-reading the same book.

I wish all social media disappeared for good.
Forum: General 11-16-2020, 09:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,923
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
sorry about the double post, coffee and someone...

sorry about the double post, coffee and someone told me to stop dumping huge emoing text walls on people.
It is polite to wait for a reply before posting the second installment, but..
coffee...
Forum: General 11-16-2020, 08:57 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,923
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
Thumbs down Cursed Group (you can make people hate you online! YES YOU CAN!)

You know when a forum get old and treadbare and devolves into emoposting and miserable lonely bastards rubbing each other up the wrong way because they can't think of anything better to do?
(of...
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2020, 08:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 8,075
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
I have the morbid suspicion that I'm going to...

I have the morbid suspicion that I'm going to <gag reflex activates>
"fit in" here.
Gods help you all
Forum: General 11-16-2020, 06:43 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
yes. I've never ***** anyone, other than that I...

yes.
I've never ***** anyone, other than that I have done so many things I'm not proud of that I've repeatedly had to lower my own standards (and still disappointed myself)

Have you ever...
Forum: General 11-15-2020, 10:55 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 104,012
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
most regretably not (I am trying to) (so now...

most regretably not (I am trying to)

(so now I do one, right?)

have you ever violently injured yourself and been fascinated by all those leaking tissues the lack of skin revealed for an...
Forum: Introductions 11-15-2020, 03:23 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 8,075
Posted By Midnight_Carnival
(If welcomed,) I don't know where this should go (you can delete it or something)

Hello.
I have a shitty attitude, I get thrown off a lot of forums for this. I don't mean to be confrontational, I just have limited understanding of social interactions (due to a lack of enthusiasm)...
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